I am always rewriting this section for some reason.

First and most important, I am not looking to send messages full of sexual innuendo or stupid pictures of my parts. I would like to get to know you and just have a fun time.

Why do people make this section read like a resume or copy others?

Ok insert stuff about being fun loving. I am not sure I ever met someone that hated fun...... Except for when I was like 13 or 14 and my dad would not let me do anything fun. I am pretty sure he hated fun back in those days but now he likes fun again.

Now the part when I tell you I am self motivated, and a driven personality with other key catch phrases and words Blah blah blah.

Now I tell you the same phrases that everyone else used so I sound normal and not weird.

Oh and here is the paragraph that mentions I am gainfully employed. This is important. Check.

And I better not forget to put what type of person I am looking for and your must haves. I better also tell you what I am not looking for liars and cheaters because some people do look for liars and cheaters but not me.

And now for the wrap up and perfect sentence to really knock your socks off. Yes, now no one can resist me or my charm.

The perfect introduction!

Seriously a little about me. I am not looking for true love or sex. I am looking for someone fun to laugh and have a good time with. If true love happens at some time then it happens.

I am a funny guy and find humor in just about anything. I can be a bit of a smart ass and sarcastic too. The main thing is we will have fun and you will smile and laugh a lot.

I like trying new things and really enjoy finding new restaurants. Bar and grills with an outdoor patio are a favorite. I am up for anything from mini golf to go carts or just catching a movie. I am competitive so if we do find a go cart track you will lose or I will crash you if you are winning. You have been warned.

Just trying to make it another day without stubbing my toes, 5632 days and counting.

Fishing, fixing stuff, baseball. I love to grill and try to get better at it all the time. I am also good at squishing bugs and creepy crawlies.

I am a goof ball. I don't mind being a clown.

I like reading books about survival stories. I just finished "66 days adrift at sea" and enjoyed it.
I would say Steven King and Louis Lamour are my favorite authors.

I love watching Survivor and would love to be on the show. Mythbusters, science channel, and anything educational. I think Dr. Michio Kaku is one if the coolest guys on the planet. I am kind of a science dork.

I don't really listen to music anymore. If I do it would be rock. I have a reason for not listening to music so if you are curious just ask.

Toilet paper
Bacon
My vehicle
A Mountain Dew in the morning.
My ability to fly.
I need to breathe so oxygen is a must have.
I am sure there is more but can't think of it right now.

Einstein's theory of relativity and how to rid the world of mosquitoes.

I basically unwind from the work week.

I don't eat spinach.

I talk to my dogs like they are people.... I am fluent in the beagle language.

I once thought of a million dollar idea but then I forgot what it was.

What I am really looking for is a woman who understands the binary code of moisture evaporators. (This is a movie quote but I changed one word) I'm a dork.

Cockroaches really, and I mean really gross me out.

I once built a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.

When I go swimming dolphins appear.

I AM the most interesting man in the world.

I am changing this to my idea for a First Date or meeting.

It will not be a movie; movies are a horrible first date idea. I think the first date is the most important because you get to have a real conversation and get to make impressions. Lunch is a great idea because there is no pressure to continue if you have nothing in common, of course if you are having a great time then you have plenty of time to spend the day together. I am a sucker for small local restaurants. I will think of something fun for us to do, but first I have to get to know you. So say hi. :)

Ok by the way texting LOL, or :) or answering with one word is not a form or communicating. I will take it as a sign you are no longer interested. :-)