First and most important, I am not looking to send messages full of sexual innuendo or stupid pictures of my parts. I would like to get to know you and just have a fun time.
Why do people make this section read like a resume or copy others?
Ok insert stuff about being fun loving. I am not sure I ever met someone that hated fun...... Except for when I was like 13 or 14 and my dad would not let me do anything fun. I am pretty sure he hated fun back in those days but now he likes fun again.
Now the part when I tell you I am self motivated, and a driven personality with other key catch phrases and words Blah blah blah.
Now I tell you the same phrases that everyone else used so I sound normal and not weird.
Oh and here is the paragraph that mentions I am gainfully employed. This is important. Check.
And I better not forget to put what type of person I am looking for and your must haves. I better also tell you what I am not looking for liars and cheaters because some people do look for liars and cheaters but not me.
And now for the wrap up and perfect sentence to really knock your socks off. Yes, now no one can resist me or my charm.
The perfect introduction!
Seriously a little about me. I am not looking for true love or sex. I am looking for someone fun to laugh and have a good time with. If true love happens at some time then it happens.
I am a funny guy and find humor in just about anything. I can be a bit of a smart ass and sarcastic too. The main thing is we will have fun and you will smile and laugh a lot.
I like trying new things and really enjoy finding new restaurants. Bar and grills with an outdoor patio are a favorite. I am up for anything from mini golf to go carts or just catching a movie. I am competitive so if we do find a go cart track you will lose or I will crash you if you are winning. You have been warned.