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bear3506

34 M Gretna, LA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
As you can see by my handsomely good looks, I am a strong as an ox... even though I haven't challenged an ox yet, but give me time. I'm a born and raised Westbanker and proud of it. I know this side of the river gets a bad rep, but I've made it home.

After high school, I decided to venture out into the world. I came across a monastery, where I asked to learn the ancient art of kung fu. They told me they are Catholic monks. I asked if I can go to their college and, 4 years later, graduated from Belmont Abbey College in Belmont, NC (GO CRUSADERS) with my B.S. I also majored in extracurricular activities.

After bouncing from job to job, I finally found a career fixing PCs. Actually I came in to buy a radio and made the mistake of answering a question for a customer. I got chained to the floor and a red shirt thrown on me. One day, a good friend of mine asked me what the hell are you doing here? I said that was a good question. So I threw off the chains of double shifts and searched the world for a place that would appreciate my unique talents. West Jeff said the mental ward was to capacity, so I applied at at a K-8 school, got the job, and get tipped in juice boxes, very low high-fives, and the satisfaction of knowing I'm making a difference.
What I’m doing with my life
"When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?' " - Henry Rollins.

Right now, I'm just enjoying the dream I chased. I'm doing it with a handful of die-hard friends, a nutty supporting cast of family, and a small dachshund that has me paying 4-legged child support (long story.)
I’m really good at
driving, games, cheering on the Saints, day-dreaming, giving advice, faking my way through karaoke, and being surprisingly light on my feet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall.
I like to make people laugh.
I don't mind being the center of attention, but can just as easily fade into the background.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Can't give away all the material for the first few conversations now can I? But I'll give away a few.

Books: The Maze Runner series, all things Bradbury,
Movies: Blazing Saddles, Lawrence of Arabia, The Godfather, Ocean's Eleven (both versions), The Last American Virgin, Saw

Shows: The Big Bang Theory, Mythbusters, all things NFL, Chopped, Shark Tank, 80s cartoons, Survivor

Music: All things 80s, most things 90s, R&B and Hip Hop in the 2000s, and some various artists nowadays

Food: We are in a mecca.. don't make me choose.
The six things I could never do without
My family & friends
Oxygen
My computer with an internet connection
The ability to explore
Entertainment
Knowledge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
some of the things I've answered on OKCupid on the personality test, just what the hell Bobby Hebert just said, why do people call with the stuff they should text and text with the stuff they should call about, why I don't make more rainy day plans in a city that has rain once a week.
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out with friends and planning what hijinx we are getting into on Saturday and Sunday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
will cost you 24.95 to read about in my tell all book.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
you laughed or at least chuckled reading any of this and want some more laughs and good times. Or you just want to watch "Good Times."