okcupid is run by fascists who remove cat pictures.
FUCK IT THOUGH RIGHT? LOL
Hi. So, I like my profile, and I'm too unmotivated to write up a new one entirely, which is why I'm just going to add this little introduction so to speak. Ok, Hi. I've been on here for a while, annd for the past year of my life I've been living with my now ex partner, and I haven't been going on dates because of the complexities of my situation. We even sleep in the same bed still. I know that's probably a little UNORTHODOX, but we just don't have an alternative. I was also unemployed for a long time ~so attractive~ but now I have a job, so for a long time I felt like it wasn't fair for me to try and go on dates, but now I do, I would very much like to meet someone. I'd very much like a real connection, after being broken up for a long time now, doing a lot of thinking about myself and who I am and what I have to offer another person. I'm definitely not about to claim I know what I'm doing when it comes to healthy human relationships, but I've learned a lot and I think I put forward a better effort than most. I'm sincere and very self aware, and generally just pretty great, so you should talk to me.
OK, here's the rest of my old and slightly out-dated profile.
Hi. My names [REDACTED], I'm somewhat of a series of contradictions, I'm probably kind of overbearing at times and hard to deal with but at others pretty darn neat. In the words of someone else, putting up with my bullshit is "worth it."
Ok well this also might be a good time to say that I tend to be pretty hard on myself and my humor also tends toward self deprecating so I mean I'm probably way cooler than I make myself sound.
Oh also I'm like really fucking funny, though that doesn't always translate well through text and I'm usually not hilarious until you actually get to know me so you'll just have to take my word for it.
I smoke a lot of weed and I play guitar and spend most of my days doing very little and hanging out with cats. I've never met a cat that doesn't like me. Cats are great judges of character so honestly, that says more than any longwinded profile ever could. So I'll leave it at that.