Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey I'm Stew.
I'm really cool you should get to know me.
I play and write music, I'm a lifelong scatterbrain and never very
I smoke (actually, vape) a fair amount of weed but I don't really
drink (as in I get drunk ez) and I'm not really a bar guy (more
accurately I don't have anyone to go to bars with and don't know
where to go. Also I get really overwhelmed in bars and don't know
what to order, it's probably cute if you're into me. Annoying if
you aren't), I have trouble meeting people because I'm shy I guess,
and I don't really know how to go about it.
My humor is actually probably my best DATING TRAIT. I'm
ridiculously silly and punny when I loosen up, when I first meet
people I can be reserved though but I'm still pretty fuckin' clever
all the time. I'm working on being less shy, less reserved and
stuff. I'm confident and I like who I am I just gotta get used to
the idea that other people do too.
tl;dr awkward goofy stoner musician cat guy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just trying to be happy and do good.
Right now it feels like I drift from one interest to the next, I'm
pretty unsure what I'm doing if I'm honest.
Here's some of my music (it's like a collection of rough
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing guitar and writing songs.
^Haha that's a lie but I'm decent.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I legitimately have no idea and would be fascinated to know.
Apparently I'm better looking in person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really like Kurt Vonnegut and I really like Miyamoto
As for music, I love Elliott Smith, Neutral Milk Hotel, Iron and
Wine, Against Me, Sigur Ros, Daft Punk, Boards of Canada, Justice,
The Glitch Mob. I like a whole fuckin' bunch of stuff but my main
things are like folk punk, folk, indie and electronica.
I like good movies. I hate making lists.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I try not to attach myself too much to anything too material, I
have my daily comforts but if push came to shove I could drop all
of them. I'm partial to the thought that anything you own that you
can't carry on your back in turn owns you.
That being said, I'd like to always have a way to make music, and
I've never in my life not had a cat to keep me company.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ethics of food,
The sustainability of our lifestyle,
Sex, Gender, Love,
Weapons, War, Peace and Revolution,
Actually just spend most of my time singing songs and shit in my
Or kinda throwing myself into whatever random thing I'm doing at
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably wandering around alone on my bike somewhere downtown until
i get bored / tired and go home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've had a long history of social anxiety and depression. I'm
definitely not very good at this whole 'adulthood' thing, but I
That's not really that private though, but like, maybe it makes me
easier to understand. *shrugs*
You should message me if
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If you think I'm cool obviously,
IDK, whatever, any reason you've got is good enough I'm sure.
I hate this profile,
I don't have a cell phone. If you wanna hang out, that's rad,
please don't be weirded out when I tell you I don't have a cell
phone. This doesn't make meeting people impossible (at least it
Honestly, I'm a big weird social pariah. I rarely talk to people
and I keep to myself but that doesn't mean it's how I always want
to be. I basically have one good friend who I live with, but they
go outside even less than me. I barely exist, I don't socialize and
make my presence known and I wander around on my bike at
Lately I've taken to feeding racoons. Racoons are awesome, I will
befriend all the racoons in the city and together we will rule the
night. Who needs humans.
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