Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey I'm Stew.
I'm really cool you should get to know me.
I play and write music, but I'm a lifelong scatterbrain and never
I smoke (actually, vape) a fair amount of weed but I don't really
drink and I'm not really a bar guy, I have trouble meeting people
because I'm shy.
my humor is actually probably my best DATING TRAIT. I'm also
treating this profile like a resume, I'm sorry idk how to
tl;dr awkward white goofy stoner musician cat guy
What I’m doing with my life
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Just trying to be happy and do good.
Right now it feels like I drift from one interest to the next, I'm
pretty unsure what I'm doing if I'm honest.
Here's some of my music (it's like a collection of rough
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing guitar and writing songs.
^Haha that's a lie but I'm decent.
Jeff Winger style inspirational speeches.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I legitimately have no idea and would be fascinated to know.
Apparently I'm better looking in person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm not a huge reader, which always shocks people. I really like
Kurt Vonnegut and I really like Miyamoto Musashi.
As for music, I love Elliott Smith, Neutral Milk Hotel, Iron and
Wine, Against Me, Sigur Ros, Daft Punk, Boards of Canada, Justice,
The Glitch Mob. I like a whole fuckin' bunch of stuff but my main
things are like folk punk, folk, indie and electronica. I listen to
a decent amount of classical too (baroque preferably).
I like good movies. I hate making lists.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I try not to attach myself too much to anything too material, I
have my daily comforts but if push came to shove I could drop all
of them. I'm partial to the thought that anything you own that you
can't carry on your back in turn owns you.
That being said, I'd like to always have a way to make music, and
I've never in my life not had a cat to keep me company.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ethics of food,
The sustainability of our lifestyle,
Sex, Gender, Love,
Weapons, War, Peace and Revolution,
Actually just spend most of my time singing songs and shit in my
Or kinda throwing myself into whatever random thing I'm doing at
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've had a long history of social anxiety and some depression. I'm
definitely not very good at this whole 'adulthood' thing, but I
That's not really that private though, but like, maybe it makes me
easier to understand. *shrugs*
You should message me if
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If you think I'm cool obviously,
IDK, whatever, any reason you've got is good enough I'm sure.
I hate this profile.
I don't have a cell phone. If you wanna hang out, that's rad,
please don't be weirded out when I tell you I don't have a cell
phone. This doesn't make meeting people impossible (at least it
I'm totally cool with making friends,
but I very much wanna meet someone right now.
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