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26 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
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Buddhism, and laughing about it
Dropped out of space camp
Art / Music / Writing
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Relationship Type
Has cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"ya ur a cool guy bearcathustle"

okcupid is run by fascists who remove cat pictures.

Hi. So, I like my profile, and I'm too unmotivated to write up a new one entirely, which is why I'm just going to add this little introduction so to speak. Ok, Hi. I've been on here for a while, annd for the past year of my life I've been living with my now ex partner, and I haven't been going on dates because of the complexities of my situation. We even sleep in the same bed still. I know that's probably a little UNORTHODOX, but we just don't have an alternative. I was also unemployed for a long time ~so attractive~ but now I have a job, so for a long time I felt like it wasn't fair for me to try and go on dates, but now I do, I would very much like to meet someone. I'd very much like a real connection, after being broken up for a long time now, doing a lot of thinking about myself and who I am and what I have to offer another person. I'm definitely not about to claim I know what I'm doing when it comes to healthy human relationships, but I've learned a lot and I think I put forward a better effort than most. I'm sincere and very self aware, and generally just pretty great, so you should talk to me.

OK, here's the rest of my old and slightly out-dated profile.


Hi. My names [REDACTED], I'm somewhat of a series of contradictions, I'm probably kind of overbearing at times and hard to deal with but at others pretty darn neat. In the words of someone else, putting up with my bullshit is "worth it."

Ok well this also might be a good time to say that I tend to be pretty hard on myself and my humor also tends toward self deprecating so I mean I'm probably way cooler than I make myself sound.

Oh also I'm like really fucking funny, though that doesn't always translate well through text and I'm usually not hilarious until you actually get to know me so you'll just have to take my word for it.

I smoke a lot of weed and I play guitar and spend most of my days doing very little and hanging out with cats. I've never met a cat that doesn't like me. Cats are great judges of character so honestly, that says more than any longwinded profile ever could. So I'll leave it at that.
I’m really good at
Playing guitar and writing songs.
^Haha that's a lie but I'm decent.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my beard or my aura.

Yeah probably my aura.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: I don't read as much as I should, at all. I never have. I'm not proud of it, I don't think 'reading is lame' or anything, I just have a horrible attention span and a wandering mind. That being said, I love Vonnegut, but honestly enjoy watching him speak in old lectures than reading, because I'm bad at reading. Don't worry, though, I'm pretty good at pretending to be smart. You'd never know I didn't read if I didn't tell you.

MOVIES: Stanley Kubrick, Coen brothers, Quenten Tarantino, Wes Anderson, *Michael Bay

*haha just kidding fuck that guy.

TV: I don't watch a lot of TV, I basically just watch Community and Jeopardy, which I'm horrible at. *OUTDATED AS FUCK*
True Detective tho

MUSIC: I love music. I find when I'm happy, I listen to lots of music, when I'm depressed, I tend to not. The new music I'm listening is a direct result of how happy I am, and directly influences my song writing. Show me new music! I always wanna find new things.
I love all genres, I love quality, I don't believe in judging before I hear something and I try my best to keep an open musical mind.

My favorite artist, and a huge influence on my take on songwriting is Elliott Smith. Also worth mentioning, Sam Beam [Iron & Wine], Nick Drake, Ben Harper, etc etc etc. My most listened to genres are probably folk and electronica. I love house and I'll always love Daft Punk, [PRETTY FUCKING EXCITED FOR RANDOM ACCESS MEMORIES]. I love trip hop, The Glitch Mob, I love Boards of Canada and I enjoy Drum and Bass.

FOOD: Pizza, but I'm trying to eat less cheese cause, you know, it's evil and all that business [nevermind, going full vegan now so goodbye forever cheese] . Thai food, Mexican food, Middle Eastern food.

Falafels are my current go-to cuisine. Also love making my own, cause it's so easy. Also if you screw it up, you get to be all like "THIS FALAFEL IS AWFUL" and everyone loves a good rhyme/bad joke.
The six things I could never do without

I find I'm not someone who really depends on much, I could go without pretty well everything.

It would suck, but, I could do it.

Even human contact. I could totally live on my own in a shed for the rest of my life with basically nothing at all. I'm already mostly insane, so I'm not even worried about losing my mind.

I'd like to atleast have a cat with me, though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The ethics of food,
The lies we tell ourselves,
The sustainability of our lifestyle,
Sex, Gender, Love,
Patriarchy, Feminism,
Freedom, Censorship,
Weapons, War, Peace and Revolution,

You know basic stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am

definitely NOT crying to that / masturbating with my own tears

(That's a joke, btw, as some people thought otherwise, and I'm defiantly leaving it in here because fuck you it's funny -- ANYWAYS,

I didn't have photo ID for the longest time so I basically couldn't go to bars, but I just recently finally got some -- and that opens up a lot of options for me as far as going to open mics and fun bars, cept I don't really know where to go or have anyone to go with,
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I smoke joints like they're cigarettes but I don't smoke cigarettes and I give no fucks.

My pee smells like buttered popcorn.

I wouldn't really say I'm cisgender.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You wanna hang out or something.

You think I'm remotely attractive.

You need an acoustic solo act for a party or some shit.

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