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beardMcManface

30 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I use my profile pic for my business cards.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I assume I'm making great decisions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Regretting money spent on OKC.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Your charming personality" - Mom
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read something once, it was pretty okay.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not being a jerk
Unbridled Sarcasm

Shan dong
Food is amazing, yeah?
Math is hard.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lunch
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work in a bar, so... Making you a drink?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I orgasm every time I masturbate.