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beardMcManface

30 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I use my profile pic for my business cards.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I assume I'm making great decisions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Regretting money spent on OKC.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Your charming personality" - Mom
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read something once, it was pretty okay.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not being a jerk
Unbridled Sarcasm

Shan dong
Food is amazing, yeah?
Math is hard.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lunch
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work in a bar, so... Making you a drink?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I orgasm every time I masturbate.