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bearded4life

27 / M / Straight / Single

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:22pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Who am I? . . . I’m Spider-Man. Wait, no, that was a movie!. I would describe myself as stable in my career and goal-oriented. I enjoy making people laugh. I am intelligent and can carry on meaningful conversations. I care about other people’s feelings. When I’m with someone special I like being spontaneous, adventurous, romantic, surprising them with little gestures, sensual, playful, and basically having that type of fun you see two people who just met in the movies having! Someone to laugh with, hang out with, be spontaneous with, and have fun with! I’m looking for someone who has similar qualities and desires someone who they can connect with . I feel there has to be mutual physical attraction for there to be good chemistry between two people. So being fit and having good looks are important, as well as sensuality and affection. Having some similar interests helps–some things I enjoy are fine dining, walking at the beach at night, going dancing, watching movies including foreign films, travelling, going snowboarding, going on day trips to local attractions, having romantic nights at home, cuddling, and basically having a blast together. .
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to really figure out what i want in life. I am working a crappy job, so I am able to save up enough money to move away from the US for a while. I have my sights set on Australia to start out. I have been working on scripts for small webisodes. I have a couple ideas that i am playing around with. Searching for my troll lady.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkowJkrap1Q rocking out to sweet jams like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=21OH0wlkfbc
I’m really good at
Well what i am good, if it is me deciding. I would have to say i am pretty good at talking to animals, time travel, kung fu, and bare back riding sharks. Also a pretty decent cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
This is a tough one. I think it would be my panda bear tattoo on my right arm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food- tacos , pizza, cheese, cookies, pasta, chinese. I am pretty pump for trying new things.

Music. --- I listen to everything from pop music to rock to punk to even some country

Books---I enjoy Chuck Palahniuk(invisible monsters, rant) phillip dicks(do androids dream of electric sheep, man in the high castle), hunter s thompson, just a couple of current authors i have been reading.

Movies- Pretty much anything beside Michael Bay Movies. The top of my list for movies would have to be. The Fifth Element , Mr. Mom, Clouding with a Chance of Meatballs, Leon the Professional, Big trouble in Little China, Megamind, Bond Series, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Bottlerocket, Princess bride, The Burbs, MOney pit. Val Kilmer movies(man can do no wrong), Moon.
The six things I could never do without
Friends/Family
Music
Tasty Food/good beer
Nature
humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-I can't trust a girl, who doesn't drink.
-How many guys get girls after playing the ukulele for them?
-What the value of everything that was on the ship in the movie Goonies?
-What it would be like if you met big foot in person?
-What a zombie would say if they actually could talk?
-If time travel will ever be practical science?
-Why i am not able to ride tigers at the zoo?
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to figure out how to clone dinosaurs like the ones in Jurassic Park movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It wouldn't be private then
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
If you think dinosaurs would make a great pet. Plus if you also have dreams of being able to ride a dolphin at one point in your life