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beardedbonez

30 M Syracuse, NY

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Two-year college
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well I'm into a lot of things, art, film making, acting, writing, gaming, psychology (you know the perverbeal, jack of all trades; master of none). I love to party, go hiking every once and a while, or just hit the movies.I'm always open to new ideas and suggestions (You know what they say; "You only live once").

I am easy-going, care-free, and laid-back
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hell I dunno. I suppose I'd like to finally settle down somewhere, but as of now I'm still that guy that's up and about every chance I get. My goals in life change rather quickly to accommodate the randomness of life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm told I'm good at painting, and photoshop... Other than that I really dont know i luv constructive critism so I usually ask for what I'm horrible at...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm usually the guy that reminds you of someone else. I'm the guy that seems hes worked at that job for too long on my second day. I'm the guy at the party that everybody thinks they might know. I'm that one dude with the beard, ya know whats-his-face. I'm that guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A. Books- Anything by R.A. Salvatore, Orson Scott Card, H.P. Lovecraft, Douglas Adams. Or being a super nerd and reading Weis & Hickman.

B. Movies- Anything by Kevin Smith, Brazil, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Thank You For Smoking, Lost in Translation, any of The Marx Brothers movies, B-Movies, comedy of any kind, really I'll watch anything with a good story.

C. Shows- Walking Dead, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Shameless, Archer, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Futurama (until they cancel it again).

D. Music- Where to begin, I do love my music, mainly rock...Zombie, Pantera, Dog Fashion Disco, System, The Doors, Zepplin, Iggy Pop, Korn. Although I do like to indulge in the true classics from time to time, Vincenzo Galilei, Chopin, Bach, and so on and so forth, I try to stay in the Baroque swing of things.

E. Food- I'm simple at times with just pizza and wings but at other times I'll insist on cooking either something with a southern or cajun flair to it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music, of course. I guess I've always had a deep love of music. In my eyes music is life, with it able to change our emotions with a single note. Well at least it can for those who truly listen.

2. Friends. Pretty self explanatory if you ask me. Without them what do you have but yourself; and trust me being by yourself gets rather dull over time.

3. Games. Why do I put games in the top 3? Why do I put it on this list at all? They are my own personal stress reliever, my outlet; and besides, isn't life just one big game anyway.

4. Art. Speaking of all artforms. Music, theatre, painting, sculpture, literature. Without art what are we human beings but husks. I know I already have music listed on here, but to me personally it is too important not to be listed twice.

5. Individuality. I refuse to be labeled as the "norm". I know this list is beginning to sound a little repetitive, but these are some of the things I believe I could never do without. Feel lucky, even some of my closest friends do not get to see this far into my own thoughts...for their own protection.

6. Creativity. Ha I cheat; listing something that could technically be most of the things on this list. But creativity is a must. For nothing could make a person feel more pride but to gaze upon that which they created with their own two hands.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Depends on the day really...I tend to think a lot, sometimes about nonsensical things. Okay most of my thoughts are nonsensical, but I gotta tell you sometimes I love to just blurt out a random sentence that makes no sense to watch people get confused.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Could be at home relaxing, could be out on the town, I dunno really whatever strikes me as interesting at the time. As of late things have kind of slowed down for me, well at least from what it used to be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a fan of David Bowie...there I said it...quit sweating me already. Well I suppose that really isn't a private thing, but I don't even know you. You expect me to open up right off the bat?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Maybe we have some common interests, maybe you have questions, perhaps you just want to talk, than again maybe your just bored. I dunno really, it ain't up to me, it's your decision. So what's it going to be? Clock's tickin... well it would be if I remembered to wind the damn thing, so I guess take your time; or mine whatever you happen to be into.

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