Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So...I was trying to be obvious with my inner nerdom with my
username, but I've realized with much horror that GandAlf has an A
and not an O. So now I'm Beardolf Hitler. Great.
The most important lesson I've learned while working in Special Ed,
and generally, from people, is this: Any act, any intention–clear
or otherwise–any shouting or yelling or crying or hitting with all
the summoned hatred that a person can have–directed or indirect (or
wild, wild fear)–if it’s mean or nice or you don’t know what to
make of it–any eye contact (or lack of it) or a quick glance
away–any pointing or spitting or falling to the floor or refusal or
quick smile–any thing that is done is an attempt to communicate a
Pause is important, now stop: hammer time.
Huge Giants fan. Love running. Love boardgames. And, yeah, I like
hiking and traveling, too. Duuuuuuuuh.
Also, I can get lower than you on the dance floor.
What I’m doing with my life
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I help run the behavior management department at a rehabilitation
and therapy center in San Francisco. I'm currently in grad school,
and hope to be a behaviorist one day.
Also in a band and am a serious writer of Poetry. If I just turned
you on, I'm not sorry.
I’m really good at
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doing bad impersonations of foreign people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The beard? My tight, tight ass cheeks? My sparkling eyes? The
entirety of my glorious being? Probably the latter, or it's my
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'll do the right-nows...
Books: NueroTribes. Read it. It's about autism.
Movies: The Right Stuff (I don't know why, but this 80s movie about
the Apollo program is my favorite movie of all-time), Moon, and of
course Star Wars, duh, duh, duh.
TV Show: Game of Thrones and Cosmos!
Music: anything sexy
Food: Can I has cheeseburger?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Let's get all deep and shit:
I have great love for all people, great respect, and I will do
anything I can if I know someone needs help. There is no exception.
I have no secret motives, the only motive I have is that it’s the
right thing to do and I can only hope that those who care about me
do not see my actions as putting my priorities on strictly others
or elsewhere, but rather that I put my faith in the goodness and
needs of people. I am not looking out—I am looking all around—and
I’m sorry, but love is something that has to be shared or else who
are we? It has to be given out in all directions in great big giant
circles. Man, it’s so unfair to say, “See this? This is only for
you—only you will be treated this way.” Such beliefs remove us from
the world, from ourselves—isolate us—for when we give with selfish
intent, we take with selfish intent.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in a dark, dark corner of some dark, nasty, swanky bar happily and
drunkenly dancing by myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am Hard of Hearing. Genetic, just because people are strange and
ask "Aw, what happened?" Whole family can barely hear. Also: I
know, "You play music, though!" Mostly from memory. Anyway, not
everyone has the patience to be with someone who needs a little
extra help figuring out what's going on around them. I understand
this. I accept it. Don't feel bad for knowing what you want and
what you can handle!
You should message me if
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you want a piece of this action. But honestly: I know who I am,
what I want, what I'm looking for; I am centered and comfortable in
my skin, and I am free and open. I'm looking for someone of the
same mindset and spirit because, yeah, baby: I'm willing to treat
this whole thing seriously with a strong commitment to respect and
laughter. And kissing. Mmmm. And groping. Yeeeaaaaah. And....ok,
I'll stop. Getting weird.
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