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beardown82

30 / M / Straight / Single

Roseville, California

His Details

Last Online
May 21
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 4″ (1.94m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am sarcastic, fairly high energy, have a distinct sense of humor and enjoy competition. I am also really bad at describing myself, and usually draw a blank when trying to figure out what to say.

I am honest which is why I usually end up with my foot in my mouth.

Oh and I'm really bad at small talk.... So be prepared.
What I’m doing with my life
What am I doing with my life???
Hmmm I am doing my best to make the most out of it..... That's a very cheesy answer but its the best I've got at this point.
I’m really good at
Anything with my hands really. I am a quick learner when it comes to physical activities... Especially sports

Also banter, I love a sarcastic tests of wit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually making a joke or laughing and I'm 6'4 so there's that.

Oh and I've been told that I have really blue eyes...but I'm not buying it, that man was very drunk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books- I usually read anything people hand me. Although I enjoy a good mystery.

Movies- I like all movies really. Everything from better off dead to super troopers to the expendables to identity. Oh and a big fan of quality B movies

Music - I like most music. I listen to alot of country and classic rock, but I love social D, catch 22, me first,bouncing souls,reel big fish, ect...
The six things I could never do without
Football, big Chicago bears fan, or sports in general.

Food, I love to cook

My family

Friends

As much as I hate to say it.... My phone

My lucky under pants... You know... The comfy/ favorite pair. We all have one pair and if you say you don't your lying.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
About the most random things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Well that depends. I could be at softball or cooking dinner or with my family and friends. Maybe a movie or watching some random Netflix recommendations.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once killed a man with a nerf bat. It took 72 hours.....he was one tough sob.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–44
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You like sarcasm or poking fun at pretty much anything.