I've had a beard of some sort or another for years on end with only
a few breaks of a shaven face. I live on the north side, but being
raised on the south side, I hate almost everything about where I
live. I used to hate professional sports, but now I love them.
Being a regular at bars is one of my favorite things. I'm not
taking this whole profile thing very seriously. In fact, people
who's profiles are super serious are kind of creeping me out.
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beardsbikebooze
24 / M / Straight / Single
Chicago, Illinois
His Details
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 4:47pm
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6′ 2″ (1.88m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Diet
- Strictly anything
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- —
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- —
- Income
- —
- Offspring
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs and has cats
- Speaks
- English (Poorly)
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What I’m doing with my life
Trying to be an adult while still drinking as much as possible.
I’m really good at
Getting drunk.
Being friendly to people I like.
Being an asshole to people who deserve it (and sometimes people who don't).
Talking about international relations to people who generally don't care.
Being friendly to people I like.
Being an asshole to people who deserve it (and sometimes people who don't).
Talking about international relations to people who generally don't care.
The first things people usually notice about me
Beard? Septum piercing? Tattoos?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
The Good War
The Pentagon's New Plan
World War Z
Steal This Book
People's History of the United States
Movies:
Anything Tarantino has ever done
Moon
Friday
This is England
The Fifth Element
Outbreak
Sphere
Event Horizon
All the Die Hards
Really, anything with Bruce Willis
Shows:
30 Rock
Parks and Rec
Peep Show
Trailer Park Boys
Portlandia
Almost anything on Animal Planet
Cops
Top Gear
Battlestar Galactica
Music:
This list has been shrinking in the past few years
Lawrence Arms
Murder City Devils
The Falcon
Matt Skiba
The Cool Kids
the Wu Tang
ODB
The Specials
The Misfits
Dead to Me
The Cramps
Big Boi
Food:
If I could eat Crisp every day for the rest of my life, I would.
The Good War
The Pentagon's New Plan
World War Z
Steal This Book
People's History of the United States
Movies:
Anything Tarantino has ever done
Moon
Friday
This is England
The Fifth Element
Outbreak
Sphere
Event Horizon
All the Die Hards
Really, anything with Bruce Willis
Shows:
30 Rock
Parks and Rec
Peep Show
Trailer Park Boys
Portlandia
Almost anything on Animal Planet
Cops
Top Gear
Battlestar Galactica
Music:
This list has been shrinking in the past few years
Lawrence Arms
Murder City Devils
The Falcon
Matt Skiba
The Cool Kids
the Wu Tang
ODB
The Specials
The Misfits
Dead to Me
The Cramps
Big Boi
Food:
If I could eat Crisp every day for the rest of my life, I would.
The six things I could never do without
1. Beer
2. Friends
3. Family
4. The BBC
5. Internet
6. Beer
2. Friends
3. Family
4. The BBC
5. Internet
6. Beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why my cat is staring at me, and if I could teach him to get me a
beer.
Why people are disgusted by my favorable view of Malört
Why people are disgusted by my favorable view of Malört
On a typical Friday night I am
Drunk. Drunkenly yelling at people I don't like. Deciding to walk
down the middle of the street, drunk. Winning drunk foot races.
Making purchases on Amazon while drunk. Wearing a horse head mask,
sitting on a car, drinking a beer (which apparently creeps people
out).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I keep my beard because I'm a baby-face without it.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 22–27
- Near me
- For short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think you like beer as much as I do. Also, if you want to find
out if you really like beer as much as I do.
