Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Tis nothing good or bad. Thinking makes it so."
Applied for, and rejected by, every possible stereotype. Not
outside the box, just never had a box to deal with. Twice-lived, so
I find humour everything.
An opinionated 56 year-old Jewish woman kvetches it out with an
1980s male sex symbol inside of me; meanwhile I wait to be swept
off my feet by some spectacular natural disaster of a human
Architecture student. Introvert and very extroverted about it. A
thirsty musician and a classically-trained drinker. More rhythm
than blues. King of the last minute.
I don't watch TV. Take me or leave me.
I gravitate toward people who demand effort, not a lot of
I make miniature snowmen and keep them in my freezer for cocktail
Used to want to change the world, but now I just want to leave my
door with a little bit of dignity.
Judging conversation by the effect it has on others, not its
contribution to our self-esteem
When life throws at you lemmings - make fur coat with scarf to
I don't tolerate stupidity, especially that of others. I'm a crude
intellect with refined tastes. I'm often annoying, but rarely
obnoxious. Like any good Western, I spot rugged individualism,
offer at least one good chase scene, and have a great score.
Clinically diagnosed combination ADD-OCD: I can't focus on the
things I'm obsessed with.
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Acquiring junk so my sporadic acquaintances can waste time throwing
it away when I die.
Seeking metaphors, only to return home to sleep with the devil and
eat his breakfast, then off again to participate in the cataleptic
OMG I love to travel! Once I went to outer space, and
never came back.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making you think twice
contributing to national debt
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have the music collection of an old black man.
pianist: james Booker (next up, Monk)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a very, very large screwdriver
a copy of Chess Story
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why 'bacon' and 'bourbon' are apparent personality types in online
life in the empire
the person we pretend to be, and the animals we inhabit
ego: the key to economic growth.
a C, an Eb, and a G walk into a bar.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
all parts of the buffalo
washing pots at my two jobs and taking frequent doses of aspirin
You should message me if
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you find happiness in small things.
contact me if you can wire funds into my account to help release a
Nigerian hostage/oil/herpes cure, or if you can inspire me without
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