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beast_Ndustries

30 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–66
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 23
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Curvy
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Working on university
Job
Retired
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Poorly), Polish (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Tis nothing good or bad. Thinking makes it so."

Applied for, and rejected by, every possible stereotype. Not outside the box, just never had a box to deal with. Twice-lived, so I find humour everything.

An opinionated 56 year-old Jewish woman kvetches it out with an 1980s male sex symbol inside of me; meanwhile I wait to be swept off my feet by some spectacular natural disaster of a human being.

Architecture student. Introvert and very extroverted about it. A thirsty musician and a classically-trained drinker. More rhythm than blues. King of the last minute.

C.V.:
I don't watch TV. Take me or leave me.
I gravitate toward people who demand effort, not a lot of work.
I make miniature snowmen and keep them in my freezer for cocktail parties.

M.O.:
Used to want to change the world, but now I just want to leave my door with a little bit of dignity.
Judging conversation by the effect it has on others, not its contribution to our self-esteem

Governing Philosophies:
When life throws at you lemmings - make fur coat with scarf to match.
Compassion.

Disclosure:
I don't tolerate stupidity, especially that of others. I'm a crude intellect with refined tastes. I'm often annoying, but rarely obnoxious. Like any good Western, I spot rugged individualism, offer at least one good chase scene, and have a great score. Clinically diagnosed combination ADD-OCD: I can't focus on the things I'm obsessed with.

*This is me on OKC/QVC. Actual results may vary.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Acquiring junk so my sporadic acquaintances can waste time throwing it away when I die.

Seeking metaphors, only to return home to sleep with the devil and eat his breakfast, then off again to participate in the cataleptic majority.

OMG I love to travel! Once I went to outer space, and never came back.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making you think twice
contributing to national debt
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my glass eye
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
life, now showing near you!

I have the music collection of an old black man.

pianist: james Booker (next up, Monk)
poet: o'hara
polemicist: burroughs
populist: MLK
prick: JFK
pugilist: cravan
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
scars
vanity
a very, very large screwdriver
very large
a copy of Chess Story
a piano
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why 'bacon' and 'bourbon' are apparent personality types in online dating.
life in the empire
the person we pretend to be, and the animals we inhabit
ego: the key to economic growth.
a C, an Eb, and a G walk into a bar.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
all parts of the buffalo

washing pots at my two jobs and taking frequent doses of aspirin
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i sleep without a pillow
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you find happiness in small things.

contact me if you can wire funds into my account to help release a Nigerian hostage/oil/herpes cure, or if you can inspire me without charging

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