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beast_Ndustries

29 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 10
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Polish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"Tis nothing good or bad. Thinking makes it so."

Twice-lived, cynical southern blood in the big city finding success in the crevices of dreams. Here is a redacted narrative*:

Roué:
Man of letters. An opinionated 52 year-old Jewish woman battles it out with an 1980s male sex symbol inside of me; meanwhile I wait to be swept off my feet by some spectacular natural disaster of a human being. I am a total nutjob, rarely alone: another microcosm of arrogance in a self-perpetuating pool of squirmy matters.

C.V.:
Part-time slave, full-time artist, Don Giovanni; most recently a bad-ass until I kicked my own ass.
I gravitate toward people who demand effort, not a lot of work.

M.O.:
Used to want to change the world, but now I just want to leave my door with a little bit of dignity.
Judging conversation by the effect it has on others, not its contribution to our self-esteem

Governing Philosophies:
When life throws at you lemmings - make fur coat with scarf to match.
I believe in compassion. Takers?
Life too short for boring food, cheap fragrance, and bad sex.

Disclosure:
I don't tolerate stupidity, especially that of others. I'm a crude intellect with refined tastes and sense of humor. I'm often annoying, but never obnoxious. Like any good Western, I spot rugged individualism, offer at least one good chase scene, and have a great score. Clinically diagnosed combination ADD-OCD: I can't focus on the things I'm obsessed with.

*This is me on dating QVC. Actual results may vary.
What I’m doing with my life
Seeking metaphors, only to return home to sleep with the devil and eat his breakfast, then off again to participate in the cataleptic majority.

OMG I love to travel! Once I went to outer space, and never came back.

Most importantly, I'm acquiring junk so my sporadic acquaintances can waste time throwing it all away when I die.
I’m really good at
making you think twice
contributing to national debt
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
any movie or book with me in it
life, now showing near you

painter: balthus
pianist: james BOOKER
poet: frank o'hara gets me hot and bothered in time for bed
polemicist: burroughs
prick: JFK
The six things I could never do without
scars
vanity
a congressman
a copy of The Red and the Black
a Steinway
I spend a lot of time thinking about
all parts of the buffalo
thelonious monk
the person we pretend to be, and the animals we inhabit
ego: the key to economic growth.
woody allen's stylist
an Ab, Eb, and a C# walked into a bar
On a typical Friday night I am
any one of 2,473 variations on a theme

washing pots at my two jobs and taking frequent doses of aspirin.
enjoying second-hand culture
teaching piano
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you find happiness in small things.

contact me if you can wire funds into my account to help release a Nigerian hostage/oil/herpes cure, or if you can inspire me without charging. I promise I'll write!

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