"Tis nothing good or bad. Thinking makes it so."
I always thought 'laid back and easy-going' sounded like two broken wrists. Names with which I will christen my future German shepherds.
Loyal, serious, and seriously open-minded. Part hick, part auteur, part metal scrap yard. Remnants of my soul are trapped in a New Orleans graveyard and a floating farm in Mexico City.
An opinionated 56 year-old Jewish woman dishes it out with an 1980s male sex symbol inside of me; meanwhile I wait to be swept off my feet by some spectacular natural disaster of a human being.
Architecture student, former international debt restructuring economist. More rhythm than blues. King of the last minute. I gravitate toward people who demand effort, not a lot of work.
Judging conversation by the effect it has on others, not its contribution to our self-esteem.
When life throws at you lemmings - make fur coat with scarf to match.
Compassion and Contradiction.
I don't tolerate stupidity, especially that of others.
I'm a crude intellect with refined tastes.
Like with any good Western, you'll find rugged individualism, at least one good chase scene, and a great score. Clinically self-diagnosed combination ADD-OCD: I can't focus on the things I'm obsessed with.
*This is me on OKC/QVC. Actual results will vary.
Seeking metaphors, only to return home to sleep with the devil and eat his breakfast, then off again to participate in the cataleptic majority.
Daring you to stereotype me?
contributing to national debt
details details details
I have the music collection of an elder black man.
pianist: james Booker
a copy of Chess Story
Is word 'foodie' someone who eats? Or the name of my third German shepherd?
life in the empire
the person we pretend to be, and the animals we inhabit
ego: the key to economic growth.
a C, an Eb, and a G walk into a bar.
that other joke about the Soviet bridge.
I'm still laughing.
washing pots at my two jobs and taking frequent doses of aspirin
contact me if you can wire funds into my account to help release a Nigerian hostage/oil/herpes cure, or if you can inspire me without charging