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beast_Ndustries

29 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:41am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Polish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BbUYazfrmE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX1zv5niEHQ

"Tis nothing good or bad. Thinking makes it so."

Twice-lived, cynical blood in New York, now Paris (faire un stage de deux mois), picking success out of the garbage. Here is a redacted narrative*:

Architecture student! I am also a loner (and enjoy it) - usually, but not necessarily, related. Further a musician and a classically-trained drunk. Now that's related.

Roué:
Man of letters; I write, often. An opinionated 52 year-old Jewish woman battles it out with an 1980s male sex symbol inside of me; meanwhile I wait to be swept off my feet by some spectacular natural disaster of a human being.

C.V.:
Part-time slave, full-time artist; I gravitate toward people who demand effort, not a lot of work.

M.O.:
Used to want to change the world, but now I just want to leave my door with a little bit of dignity.
Judging conversation by the effect it has on others, not its contribution to our self-esteem

Governing Philosophies:
When life throws at you lemmings - make fur coat with scarf to match.
I believe in compassion.

Disclosure:
I don't tolerate stupidity, especially that of others. I'm a crude intellect with refined tastes. I'm often annoying, but rarely obnoxious. Like any good Western, I spot rugged individualism, offer at least one good chase scene, and have a great score. Clinically diagnosed combination ADD-OCD: I can't focus on the things I'm obsessed with.

*This is me on OKC/QVC. Actual results may vary.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Seeking metaphors, only to return home to sleep with the devil and eat his breakfast, then off again to participate in the cataleptic majority.

OMG I love to travel! Once I went to outer space, and never came back.

Most importantly, I'm acquiring junk so my sporadic acquaintances can waste time throwing it away when I die.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making you think twice
contributing to national debt
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my glass eye
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
life, now showing near you

painter: balthus
pianist: james BOOKER (next up, MONK)
poet: frank o'hara gets me hot and bothered in time for bed
polemicist: burroughs
populist: MLK
prick: JFK
pugilist: cravan
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
scars
vanity
the great American social system
a copy of The Red and the Black
a Steinway
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
all parts of the buffalo
thelonious monk
james booker james booker james booker
the person we pretend to be, and the animals we inhabit
ego: the key to economic growth.
woody allen's stylist
an Ab, Eb, and a C# walked into a bar
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
any one of 250 variations on a theme

washing pots at my two jobs and taking frequent doses of aspirin
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i sleep without a pillow
You should message me if
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you find happiness in small things.

contact me if you can wire funds into my account to help release a Nigerian hostage/oil/herpes cure, or if you can inspire me without charging

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