Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Tis nothing good or bad. Thinking makes it so."
Twice-lived, to the point that I will find humour in most things. I
have the busiest hands you will ever shake.
Architecture student! Introvert and I'll tell you all about it.
Then a thirsty musician and a classically-trained drinker.
An opinionated 52 year-old Jewish woman battles it out with an
1980s male sex symbol inside of me; meanwhile I wait to be swept
off my feet by some spectacular natural disaster of a human
Part-time slave, full-time artist; I gravitate toward people who
demand effort, not a lot of work.
Used to want to change the world, but now I just want to leave my
door with a little bit of dignity.
Judging conversation by the effect it has on others, not its
contribution to our self-esteem
When life throws at you lemmings - make fur coat with scarf to
I don't tolerate stupidity, especially that of others. I'm a crude
intellect with refined tastes. I'm often annoying, but rarely
obnoxious. Like any good Western, I spot rugged individualism,
offer at least one good chase scene, and have a great score.
Clinically diagnosed combination ADD-OCD: I can't focus on the
things I'm obsessed with.
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Acquiring junk so my sporadic acquaintances can waste time throwing
it away when I die.
Seeking metaphors, only to return home to sleep with the devil and
eat his breakfast, then off again to participate in the cataleptic
OMG I love to travel! Once I went to outer space, and
never came back.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making you think twice
contributing to national debt
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
life, now showing near you!
pianist: james Booker (next up, Monk)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a copy of The Red and the Black
why not - a turntable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why 'bacon' and 'bourbon' are apparent personality types in the
online dating world? I only thought about that once, though.
life in the empire
the person we pretend to be, and the animals we inhabit
ego: the key to economic growth.
an Ab, Eb, and a C# walked into a bar
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
all parts of the buffalo
washing pots at my two jobs and taking frequent doses of aspirin
You should message me if
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you find happiness in small things. it's important.
contact me if you can wire funds into my account to help release a
Nigerian hostage/oil/herpes cure, or if you can inspire me without
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