beatriz1
37 Petaluma, CA
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
beatriz1
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I am a 35 year old Mexican, Jewish, and Irish tomboyish chick; I don't wear makeup or act like a punk-ass, but I am still a girl, lol. I'm thick/chubby depending on who is looking, 5'6, long curly dyed red and natural dark brown hair, and a bunch of facial piercings. I am looking for something to possibly lead to a relationship; not just a piece of ass. I am bi. I do not have a problem with bi girls as long as they are really single- no boyfriend; I am way too old for that mess. I love animals, history documentaries, scary movies, and foreign films.

I am clever, caustic, and hilarious.
What I’m doing with my life
I finished my first Master's Degree in English at SSU, and am working as a tutor. I absolutely love my job(s). In my spare time, I love to read, and hang out with my animals.
I’m really good at
School! I'm steady striving for that summa cum laude, son! Where my next degree at? I love to sing. Also, being a tomboy, I am handy with various things around the house, changing tires, etc. I love tutoring both Spanish and English. I'm teaching myself Algebra also. I have heard I am a good kisser; but obviously I have no way of personally confirming that, lol. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
My piercings, my smart-ass mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I love classic American Lit., short stories, David Sedaris, "The Onion", "Shit My Dad Says," Swedish crime novels, books of consequence. I read about one book per week- minimum.
Movies: "Lolita," "Vertigo," "Audition," "The Wedding Singer." No chick flicks! lol...
Shows: My favorite show is "Psych." I also like "Deadly Women," "Bad Girls Club," "Dark Matters," "Fatal Attractions," "The Soup," "The Deon Cole Show," "The Game," and International Mysteries.
Music: Rap, Gwen, No Doubt, Christina Aguilera, Snoop, Trina, Redman, Enrique Iglesias, some pop. LOVE Reggaeton! Did I mention rap? ;)
Food: I am a veggie; so I like most types of food as long as nothing had to be murdered to make it: Thai, Indian, Nepalese, Italian, Japanese. Good authentic homemade Mexican only- hella picky!
The six things I could never do without
1. Pets
2. Books
3. Friends
4. Comedy/Laughter
5. My students
6. Varies, lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. I worry about everything; mostly work, money, relationship stuff. (I'm Jewish- it's a cultural obligation, lol.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting my ass in the house watching a documentary on my Tivo about the history of Roman bridges. Maybe reading at the same time? Sad, lol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am not as big of a jerk as people seem to think I am; I just make incredibly bad first (second, and third) impressions sometimes, lol. My feelings get hurt just like everyone else's- I just keep it to myself. Also, I'm not really Black- I just think I am. Lol
You should message me if
You are between 18 and 37, a biological female, mentally stable, smart, ghetto, cute, goofy, weird or unique. I like all different races; both femme and butch, but I have a major soft spot for natural redheads and sistas. Please live within 50 miles or so. And be real!!!

P.S. Vegetarians a plus, but not a deal breaker by any means. :)

P.P.S. If you are a cute guy; Latino, Asian, or Black, hit me up. Special preference for Puerto Ricans. No booty calls, ha ha.
More