Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a 35 year old Mexican, Jewish, and Irish tomboyish chick; I
don't wear makeup or act like a punk-ass, but I am still a girl,
lol. I'm thick/chubby depending on who is looking, 5'6, long curly
dyed red and natural dark brown hair, and a bunch of facial
piercings. I am looking for something to possibly lead to a
relationship; not just a piece of ass. I am bi. I do not have a
problem with bi girls as long as they are really single- no
boyfriend; I am way too old for that mess. I love animals, history
documentaries, scary movies, and foreign films.
I am clever, caustic, and hilarious.
What I’m doing with my life
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I finished my first Master's Degree in English at SSU, and am
working as a tutor. I absolutely love my job(s). In my spare time,
I love to read, and hang out with my animals.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
School! I'm steady striving for that summa cum laude, son! Where my
next degree at? I love to sing. Also, being a tomboy, I am handy
with various things around the house, changing tires, etc. I love
tutoring both Spanish and English. I'm teaching myself Algebra
also. I have heard I am a good kisser; but obviously I have no way
of personally confirming that, lol. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My piercings, my smart-ass mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I love classic American Lit., short stories, David Sedaris,
"The Onion", "Shit My Dad Says," Swedish crime novels, books of
consequence. I read about one book per week- minimum.
Movies: "Lolita," "Vertigo," "Audition," "The Wedding Singer." No
chick flicks! lol...
Shows: My favorite show is "Psych." I also like "Deadly Women,"
"Bad Girls Club," "Dark Matters," "Fatal Attractions," "The Soup,"
"The Deon Cole Show," "The Game," and International
Music: Rap, Gwen, No Doubt, Christina Aguilera, Snoop, Trina,
Redman, Enrique Iglesias, some pop. LOVE Reggaeton! Did I mention
Food: I am a veggie; so I like most types of food as long as
nothing had to be murdered to make it: Thai, Indian, Nepalese,
Italian, Japanese. Good authentic homemade Mexican only- hella
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
5. My students
6. Varies, lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I worry about everything; mostly work, money,
relationship stuff. (I'm Jewish- it's a cultural obligation, lol.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting my ass in the house watching a documentary on my Tivo about
the history of Roman bridges. Maybe reading at the same time? Sad,
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am not as big of a jerk as people seem to think I am; I just make
incredibly bad first (second, and third) impressions sometimes,
lol. My feelings get hurt just like everyone else's- I just keep it
to myself. Also, I'm not really Black- I just think I am. Lol
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are between 18 and 37, a biological female, mentally stable,
smart, ghetto, cute, goofy, weird or unique. I like all different
races; both femme and butch, but I have a major soft spot for
natural redheads and sistas. Please live within 50 miles or so. And
P.S. Vegetarians a plus, but not a deal breaker by any means.
P.P.S. If you are a cute guy; Latino, Asian, or Black, hit me up.
Special preference for Puerto Ricans. No booty calls, ha ha.
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