Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I LITERALLY HARDLY EVER GO ON HERE ANYMORE! I've had a flood of
pissed off people because I don't respond to messages. I'm
incredibly busy with work and am not looking to date by any means.
I absolutely love meeting new people but will NOT date until I'm
ready. I'm sorry for being so candid, but until someone can explain
how to not get notifications on my phone at two o'clock in the
morning this note will just have to do. "/
I just moved back to Southern CA from Illinois about 2 years ago.
I'm stoked but am currently looking for new people I can get to
know. I'm extremely loquacious so feel free to ask me questions to
get to know me. Might keep my yabbering down to a minimum. :)
I'm not on here to FIND a relationship...relationships take time
and dating is too much pressure for me since I'm a bit on the odd
side and I have yet to find a guy ready to deal with me in that
sense. I'm here to make FRIENDS, if that turns out to progress into
something more at a later point in time then so be it. It hurts to
be single on occasion but I'd rather endure that rare lonely
feeling than settle for someone that's not what I'm looking for.
Intellect and humor being the main things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I hate that question. Because although people say life is short, it
isn't, I feel like that phrase can instill a sense of unnecessary
fear. Why would you want to live your life to the fullest simply
because at the end there will be an end. I live my life in the
directions it takes me. I'm not perfect nor is my life but it's
mine and that's a blissful gift that I'm grateful for. My life is
full of character from phenomenal outdoor adventures to being stuck
at a desk all day. From being a massage therapist to playing video
games. What I'm doing with my life changes everyday and that's fine
by me. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-arts and crafts (teehee)
-enjoying small things
-enjoying a glass of delicious brew
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mismatching shoes. Or eyes?
If you meet me you'll notice the thing that people ACTUALLY notice
first...but I'm not going to put it on here.
(Pffftt fine...it's how absolutely, translucently pale I am. Like
drastic opposite of being tan. Go being Swedish!)
(Although true, still not what I'm talking about)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: The Jungle
Movie: BEAUTY AND THE BEAST! aand Singing in the Rain
Show:The Big Bang Theory
2nd Book: Little Women (mhmmm)
2nd Movie: Boondock Saints
2nd Show: The older "The Office" seasons
2nd Music: Frank Sinatra
2nd Food: Mediterranean
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I. My dog Ammo. Her full name is Gun Metal Ammunition and she is
one of the most important things to me.
II. My family. Living across the country has really shown me that.
And I'm so grateful.
III. The color orange.
IV. My long hair. Cut it, and I will slay you.
V. My hands. They are my profession and the tools I use to keep my
lovely creative juices flowing into random artsy things.
VI. My nose. Not for smelling, but it's really unique and I
wouldn't be me without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to deal with this transition. Why my keyboard makes duck
noises. What I'm going to make next Thursday for din din. And why
can't I have all the craft supplies in the world so I can make dumb
things that are spectacularly awesome all at the same time. And
more designs for my face art.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no such thing as a typical Friday night. At least not for
me. That'd be no fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get cranky when I see where our society is heading.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know a yoke that'll make me laugh. (And yes, I say yoke instead
of joke..just something that makes me giggle on the inside.)
But DO NOT message me if you can't spell. I will karate chop your
knee with ma elbow if you misspell something. >:( I ain't
Thank ya muchas and have a bonne nuit.
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