I have a massive collection of vintage cameras, and I get pissed off when people touch them without asking. I own too many clocks, and would buy more if I could find someplace to put them. I'm a Jew by culture and an atheist by trade. I like eavesdropping on conversations, especially in restaurants. I love theme parks and roller coasters, but I hate free fall.
My female cat (not a euphemism) is named after a male Batman villain. In my defense, I didn't know she was a chick when I met her. I stand by the name, dammit.
I'm pouring a stupid amount of money and floorspace into the pursuit of pull-ups. Seriously. 1/3 of my studio apartment is now occupied by a power tower.
I'm afraid of animatronic dinosaurs and obsessed with abandoned theme parks.
I am here, there, and everywhere