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29 San Francisco, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:29am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Things I like (in no particular order):
Dogs (even though I don't have one)
Parenthetical statements
Shiny objects
Contemporary/Modern Art
Lists (gotta love a good list)

Things I do not like:
The pigeons currently in residence outside my bedroom window. seriously, i am tired of waking up to pigeon sex noises at 5am.

Places I've lived (in chronological order): Seattle then Bellingham then Tacoma, WA, Boston/Cambridge, San Francisco.

Things that I am: Chief of Staff, Bachelor of Science in Biology, farmer's market enthusiast, geek, feminist, GGG, enjoyer of good cocktails and bad movies.
What I’m doing with my life
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Daytime: working for a sweet clean tech startup in the east bay.

Nighttime: cooking dinner, watching tv, drinking beer/wine/cocktails/hallucinogenic tea/(not really that last one), doing yoga.

Anytime: exploring san francisco esp. the restaurant and bar scene, throwing or going to parties, skiing in tahoe (there's going to be snow there again someday right?), chillin' in dolores park (when it's warm), hiking one of the many beautiful trails in the bay area, attending play parties and munches.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Peeling oranges (and other spherical citrus fruits) such that the peel comes off in one contiguous strip. This is a skill that is not to be underestimated.

Also I am awesome at using the word awesome way too awesomely.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, probably? They're... on my face, so that's a thing I guess!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In an order that is not completely arbitrary:
The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy; Futurama; Tartine; Transmetropolitan; Paul Simon; Radiohead; The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao; Locanda; Florence + The Machine; Star Treks II, IV, First Contact, TNG, Voyager, 2009; Dengue Fever; Doctor Who; Dream Theater; The Wire; Archer; Supertroopers; Kokkari Estiatorio; Freeze Pop; Soundgarden
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My bed
2. Fresh fruit
3. Good friends
4. The internet
5. Sarcasm and/or sincerity
6. Hot tubs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking awesome cocktails at the Hideout at Dalva or some other place that probably just opened, i.e. Bond.
Going to a movie (who's excited for Jupiter Ascending???).
Eating at one of the hundreds of restaurants on the list of places I MUST go (Lazy Bear, The Progress, Cockscomb, etc. etc.).
Watching Doctor Who or Game of Thrones or Mad Men or Agent Carter or Sleepy Hollow or Orphan Black with my roommates.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an out and proud kinkster! Not technically private, but this seems like the right place to let that be known. Get to know me better and I'll tell you what I'm into.
You should message me if
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You think I'm awesome and want to hang out sometime.
You think you're awesome and my life would be improved by having met you.
Something that makes both of us sound far less conceited than those first two...