i'm pretty comfortable with who i am and can be quite entertaining on occasion. i have a bfa in painting and love photography and making stuff. i know many a thing and know enough in that i don't know it all. i'm open to new ideas and views and love to listen to stories about people. on a good day you can enjoy my sarcastic humor with a childish view. i really get off on the small things in life - i'm sure because i have a young son.

i love a man with some meat on his bones, preferably a man who can think with flair, add some tattoos and i'm hooked. if you have a sense of style, an artistic background, some height, and are sweet and giving that's even better.

now for women i have a slightly different ideal. i'm in love with lanky bois who might be misinterpreted as a high school boy. otherwise the intellect, tattoos and style and such are pretty much the same.

i also love glasses, underground comics, animation and video games. how about museums, live music, swimming, car trips, camping, and silliness? or flea markets and thrift stores that involves collecting, maybe?

really, i've been into all sorts of people, so you need not fit into my little box of 'perfection'. but please have your own life, i mean i do like some attention, but a little space is good as well.

who am i to make such demands? well, to some i'm the cat's meow and others could easily walk on by. i'm not exactly your run of the mill girl; sporting tattoos, plastic frames, crazy clothes (often involving knee highs), crazy colored hair and not to mention i'm fat. now i've been swimming to be healthy, and it seems my days of bbw are dwindling from that activity.

i'm a lovely combination of naughty and nice, i can be fun in the bedroom but you can take me home to meet the folks. send me a note and i promise to reply, even if i don't think you happen to be the cat's meow.

i make and sell jewelry and am currently in around 35 stores. i create dioramas if i have spare time. the largest portion of my time is typically geared towards being a single mom of a 6 year old. okay, i do tend to find time to fart around on the computer.

i'm really good at art and making people feel comfortable about telling me their deepest secrets. don't worry, i won't make you tell me anything you don't want to tell me.

i never asked? i might guess that i dress like a nut, but really i don't know.

i'm not sure what my favorite books are, i'll list authors. bukowski, angelou, gibson, adams, tove janssen, richard scarry, okay well really i read and enjoy underground comics more than books, so here are some of the artists i dig: crumb, doucet, bagge, clowes, and sala. oooh and i love japanese street fashion - magazines and such published on the subject are most wonderful.

some favorite movies would be 'light years', 'being john malchovich', 'spirited away', 'triplets of belleville', 'the fifth element', 'bagdad cafe', 'breakfast at tiffanys', 'short bus', all 'star wars' yo, 'i heart huckabees', 'pulp fiction', both kill bills,'what a way to go', 'howl's moving castle', 'hairspray', 'funny girl', 'sweet charity', 'head', 'pink flamingos', 'dreams', 'clerks', 'high fidelity', 'eternal sunshine of the spotless mind', 'the abominable dr. phibes', 'knocked up', okay i'm tired of listing them, there's more (and i thought i don't really see movies)

listing my favorite music is overwhelming but i'll nibble at a bit of it. kid koala, they might be giants, the ass baboons of venus, cibbo matto, beck, nina simone, johnny cash, thelonius monk, alicia keys, rosemary clooney, frank sinatra, old school stevie wonder, parliament, outkast, de la soul, the monkees, snoop dogg, the toy dolls, bjork, anthrax, ac/dc, the presidents...otusa, older prince, the specials, early rolling stones, orb, primus, schaffer the dark lord, frank zappa, sun ra, laurie anderson, nina haagen, tom waits, luis jordan, louis prima ..... yeah alot more, essentially anything but most modern country and possibly dub

i'm adding some tv i adore as well, damnit. chowder, the marvelous misadventures of flapjack, robot chicken, king of the hill, old school looney toons, the mighty b, spongebob, the simpsons, futurama, samurai jack, and yes, it is mostly animation and yes, i've listed enough for now. if you dig cartoons and haven't seen the first two i've listed i highly recommend them.

oooh, i also like other shows that don't involve drawing, such as freaks and geeks, or malcolm in the middle, how about breaking bad? i love kids in the hall, monty python, strangers with candy, flight of the conchords, and uhm, i'll stop now.

and i like all food and trying new ones is fun too.

i hate this question, i can be facetious and list air and water, or loving and say my family and loved ones, or go with passions like uh i dunno for me i guess e6000 and paint, but uh yeah, i'm not really gonna answer this one.

what i'd like to make, how to entertain the kidlet or feed him or something and uh well, sex.

i don't have a typical friday night, sometimes i go out with a boy, sometimes my friends, sometimes i'm home on the computer, sometimes i am sleeping, i dunno.

i like you

you're interesting and think i'm cute or if you want a new nutty friend

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