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28 Tucson, AZ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 25
Relationship Type
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Used up
Special Diet
Not at all
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Change is the only constant, chaos reigns.

Originally from NY. I visit every year.

Misanthropic social butterfly

Embrace decay- create escape.

I am that which must always conquer itself

for all of you who cant stand bad grammar and upper/lowercase placement... i dont care if theres no plural or "I" isnt capitalized. i hate capitalism (haha and i love puns)

I am a misfit, an outcast, an odd ball and a beard enthusiast...

I drink A LOT of black coffee and chain smoke rollies.

I am DIY, scream FTP, and believe ACAB.

I want to grow old, but never up

Metaphor for life: one can never have too many socks

Godless God seeking divinity within others.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Projectionist at a nonprofit movie theater. Its fun.

I paint and draw and create, and show people my art in galleries.

I give a lot of stick n poke tattoos

Planning my future in outdoor education.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art stuff and crafty shit
philosophizing (is that a word?)
destruction and mischief
catching flies
mosquito hunting
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard.

I am the ghost of Jesus Christ here to tell you that you're all fucked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I was called Meursault for all of 9th grade in high school by my English teacher

my favorite movies are ever evolving.

Anime, cartoons, fantasy and sci-fi shit I guess...and fuckin' FIREFLY AND BUFFY

favorite music: punk, folk, and everything in between.

favorite food: pizza from NY. anything else falls short. Except maybe hungry howies. And I love cereal. And pie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
pen and paper (does that count as one thing?)
my dog
A knife
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life, the universe and its infinite parallels, time travel, our collective perception of the fabric of reality, sex, food, existential and nihilistic philosophy, art projects, how much i hate cops, how much i love my dog, anarchism as a socio-political contruct, why people throw out such delicious food and awesome stuff, what is going through my dogs head, what's going through my head, why I can never remember my dreams. What DO people talk about? when the shit hits the fan what do I do, "if..." questions and scenarios.
Where I put my phone, where I put my wallet, where I put my keys, where I put my lighter, did I remember my bike lock... you get the point.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Days of the week are non applicable when you're in space.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i go commando... all the time.

I really like body hair. Pits, legs and all. This is no requirement. Do what you want with your body.

I firmly believe NASA's prediction of the collapse of civilization and am ready.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like beards. and/or you listen to punk, despise authority, and being called a heretic is a compliment, if you are or once were a pirate. If you want a stick n poke.

If you are a feminist, if you are anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-homophobic, anti-transphobic, anti-capitalist.

If you want to go camping or on a hike or a bike ride.

Or just if you feel like it. there really shouldn't be a reason not to...
unless you are a cop. then fuck you, nazi scum...
Or if you are a cop and just want to fuck. I'd like to be able to say that I fucked the police.