I am that which must always conquer itself
i have never dressed up like a pirate for halloween. i do that the other 364 days of the year.
for all of you who cant stand bad grammar and upper/lowercase placement... i dont care if theres no plural or "I" isnt capitalized. i hate capitalism (haha and i love puns)
I am a misfit, an outcast, an odd ball, a wingnut, and a beard enthusiast...
I wear black. My beard is big, and my haircut is bad.
I can't see anything without my glasses, and most of the cups in my house are mason jars.
I'm a total coffee addict (I went black and never went back), and prefer RYO cigs.
I am DIY, scream FTP, and believe ACAB.
I strive to be a starving artist but EBT keeps me from my goal.
My next door neighbors are pigeons, my roommate is a dog, and my alarm clock is chickens.
I thoroughly brush my tongue as well as my teeth, and I shower with my clothes to do laundry too.
I want to grow old, but never up.