Dear Diary,

Today, Damon betrayed Stefan again by killing Stefan's oldest friend to trick the sheriff into thinking that she was the only vampire in Mystic Falls.

Stefan is so cute, he was so sad. Too bad he's a vampire and for some reason, I'm rejecting the thing millions of Americans would die to have...literally...

I'm so ungrateful.

That's how Vampire Diaries SHOULD'VE been written for tonight's episode.