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29 San Luis Obispo, CA Man


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  • Ages 23–36
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Last online
Today – 6:22pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I'm a UCD grad turned software engineer. I can be quite the beer snob and am always on the hunt for new and unique beers, even if I have to brew them myself. I love card games and board games so long as they have some depth. I enjoy coming up with the most groanworthy of puns. I own a couple pinball machines. And also, I'm an ardent activist against any and all alliteration.

It would be fair to say I'm a bit of a nerd and introvert; though I warm up once you get to know me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Taking over the world one pun at a time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I brew a wide variety of beers that are well received by friends and colleagues.

I haven't bowled in a while, but I have a few 300 games and 800 series and was on my college bowling team for 4 years.

Making corny jokes.

Falling off my board/nose diving.

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The first things people usually notice about me
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I tend to be quiet in large groups. (Note: informing me of this will not rectify the issue)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Authors: Douglas Adams, tech manuals, Catcher in the Rye, DIY books, 1984, Slaughterhouse 5, anything that's funny or teaches me something.

Movies: I have terrible taste in movies. I'm a sucker for anything with bad acting, zombies, plot holes, and low production values.

Music: Fairly broad; though I'm not generally a fan of pop or country.

Television: I don't watch much but anything sci-fi or with over the top humor works well (IT Crowd, Flight of the Concords, Futurama, etc)

Food: Gus's Veggie sandwich on sourdough. Nucci's Classic. Broad St. Grinder, Thai Boat.

Beer: Old Guardian, Double Jack, Wookie Jack, Alpha King, Old Rasputin, SN Torpedo, Denogginizer (and just about everything else hoppy Drake's does), Rogue American Amber, A Little Sumpin' Wild, Rochefort 10, Maui Coconut Porter, DFH 90, Robert The Bruce, Double Bastard, Caldera IPA, Moose Drool, Palo Santo, Belhaven wee heavy, Bigfoot

Card/Board Games: Coup, Dominion, Mascarade, Hanabi, Battlestar Galactica, Starcraft the board game, Quantum, Ra, Zombicide, Netrunner, Amerigo

Pinball: Stern Star Trek, Star Trek TNG, AC/DC, Twilight Zone , Attack From Mars, Medieval Madness, World Cup Soccer, Data East Star Wars, The Getaway: High Speed II, No Good Gophers, Sea Witch
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
reddit, learning, beer, good company, puns, and caffeine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
interesting problems to solve.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
up to no good.
You should message me if
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you enjoy puns, beer, or just nerdy guys; also if you're one of the people who writes the jokes that go on popsicle sticks.