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beerSnobbery

28 M San Luis Obispo, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a UCD grad turned software engineer. I can be quite the beer snob and am always on the hunt for new and unique beers, even if I have to brew them myself. I love card games and board games so long as they have some depth. I enjoy coming up with the most groanworthy of puns. And also, I'm an ardent activist against any and all alliteration.

It would be fair to say I'm a bit of a nerd and introvert; though I warm up once you get to know me.
What I’m doing with my life
Taking over the world one pun at a time.
I’m really good at
I brew a wide variety of beers that are well received by friends and colleagues.

I haven't bowled in a while, but I have a few 300 games and 800 series and was on my college bowling team for 4 years.

Making corny jokes.

Falling off my board/nose diving.

Complete sentences
The first things people usually notice about me
I tend to be quiet in large groups. (Note: informing me of this will not rectify the issue)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Authors: Douglas Adams, tech manuals, Catcher in the Rye, DIY books, 1984, Slaughterhouse 5, anything that's funny or teaches me something.

Movies: I have terrible taste in movies. I'm a sucker for anything with bad acting, zombies, plot holes, and low production values.

Music: Fairly broad; though I'm not generally a fan of pop or country.

Television: I don't watch much but anything sci-fi or with over the top humor works well (IT Crowd, Flight of the Concords, Futurama, etc)

Food: Gus's Veggie sandwich on sourdough. Nucci's Classic. Mammas Meatballs Lasagna, Thai Boat.

Beer: Old Guardian, Double Jack, Wookie Jack, Alpha King, Old Rasputin, SN Torpedo, Denogginizer (and just about everything else hoppy Drake's does), Rogue American Amber, A Little Sumpin' Wild, Rochefort 10, Maui Coconut Porter, DFH 90, Robert The Bruce, Double Bastard, Caldera IPA, Moose Drool, Palo Santo, Belhaven wee heavy, Bigfoot

Card/Board Games: Coup, Dominion, Mascarade, Hanabi, Battlestar Galactica, Starcraft the board game, Quantum, Ra, Zombicide, Netrunner, Amerigo
The six things I could never do without
reddit, learning, beer, good company, puns, and caffeine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
interesting problems to solve.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watch esports and listen to nerdcore.

People watch me play videogames on the Internet.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you enjoy puns, beer, or just nerdy guys; also if you're one of the people who writes the jokes that go on popsicle sticks.