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pseudoprof

30 Oakland, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Small town Southern transplant. Never really fit in back there, being a godless liberal with a predilection for the scientific method. Came here to add letters after my name. Stayed. I love this place. I'll probably grow old and wrinkly here.

Although I do miss the thunderstorms.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Swing and blues dancing, rock climbing, running, camping, drumming, guitar, building electronic art projects for Burning Man, and improv. ALL THE THINGS.

Professionally, I am a research scientist at UC Berkeley where I develop medical devices for global health, travel to faraway places, and teach. It is...basically perfect. I do a little freelance biotech consulting work on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Building and fixing things. Navigating foreign subway systems. Rousing the crowds at karaoke bars. Listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My boundless wit and charming good looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Kurt Vonnegut. Neal Stepheson. Truman Capote. David Sedaris. Many others.

Casablanca.

Archer. Breaking Bad. Arrested Development.

Cake. Queen. Jim Croce. Die Antwoord. Beats Antique. Jose Gonzales. Ozzy. Stevie Ray Vaughn. Offspring. U2. Ratatat. ELO. There is no real theme here. I like many kinds of music. And I want new music. Share good music with me, I'll probably fall in love with you. Probably.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Red Wine. But not together, no.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I want to build. Places I want to see. Community and relationships.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have typical Friday nights. Though I do occasionally go dancing at Friday Night Blues. I also sometimes go to Swig's blues jam Sunday nights, or Shades of Blues on Monday nights. If, like me, you find online dating woefully unromantic, feel free to come find me out in the analog world at one of these events. Nobody has to know it wasn't serendipity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once owned a Hootie & The Blowfish CD.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your idea of romance involves a tent and a sky full of stars. Or power tools and paint stained jeans. You can sing along to Rocky Horror. You want to lose at scrabble.

Anyway, you could do a lot worse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE