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pseudoprof

30 M Berkeley, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Small town Southern transplant. Never really fit in back there, being a godless liberal with a predilection for the scientific method. Came here to add letters after my name. Stayed. I love this place. I'll probably grow old and wrinkly here.

Although I do miss the thunderstorms.
What I’m doing with my life
Swing and blues dancing, rock climbing, running, camping, drumming, guitar, building electronic art projects for Burning Man, and improv. ALL THE THINGS.

Professionally, I am a research scientist at UC Berkeley where I develop medical devices for global health, travel to faraway places, and teach. It is...basically perfect. I do a little freelance biotech consulting work on the side.
I’m really good at
Building and fixing things. Navigating foreign subway systems. Rousing the crowds at karaoke bars. Teaching Fourier transforms without math. Listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
My boundless wit and charming good looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Kurt Vonnegut. Neal Stepheson. Truman Capote. David Sedaris. Many others.

Casablanca.

Archer. Breaking Bad. Arrested Development.

Cake. Queen. Jim Croce. Die Antwoord. Beats Antique. Jose Gonzales. Ozzy. Stevie Ray Vaughn. Offspring. U2. Ratatat. ELO. There is no real theme here. I like many kinds of music. And I want new music. Share good music with me, I'll probably fall in love with you. Probably.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Red Wine. But not together, no.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things I want to build. Places I want to see. Community and relationships.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't have typical Friday nights. Though I do occasionally go dancing at Friday Night Blues.

I *do* have fairly typical non-Friday nights, however. Sundays I'm often at Swig's blues jam in the tenderloin, Mondays: Shades of Blues or Death Guild (I mentioned my tastes in music are diverse), Tuesday nights I go to improv class and then drinks in the tenderloin, Wednesday nights I sing songs for drunk people at Missouri Lounge in Berkeley, and Thursday nights I'm often climbing at Berkeley Ironworks before heading out to dance at the 9:20 Special in SF.

If, like me, you find online dating woefully unromantic, feel free to come find me out in the analog world at one of these events. Catch my eye. Nobody has to know it wasn't serendipity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once owned a Hootie & The Blowfish CD.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Your idea of romance involves a tent and a sky full of stars. Or power tools and paint stained jeans. You can sing along to Rocky Horror. You want to lose at scrabble.

Anyway, you could do a lot worse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE