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34 M Brooklyn, NY

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Last Online
Today – 2:07pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
When drinking
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Picture of myself in the mirror with my shirt off taken with Iphone coming soon. Sorry for the delay.
What I’m doing with my life
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I act. I write. I sell beer.
I’m really good at
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writing, telling off color jokes, snowboarding and giving directions to tourists. I'm told I'd be a good stand up comedian but I think I need to actually do it before I can verify that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My rugged good looks and my supreme self confidence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Tender Bar, Mystic River, My Custom Van, American Psycho, Black Mass
Movies: Avalon, Glengary Glenn Ross, Goodfellas
Music: Arctic Monkeys, NOFX, Dean Martin
Food: Italian, Portuguese, A good steak
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good Beer
Average Beer
and crack (I am constantly craving it for some reason) ok that's a joke but I refuse to put JK to let people know it's a joke. But I guess I just did... Whatever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Opening a really great bar then losing all my money because everybody went to the other bar across the street. Why did that jerk open that other bar? Now I have no money and my wife left with the kids. I'm really depressed. I need a drink. Maybe I'll check out that other bar.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical Friday night! Actually my Fridays are somewhat typical. I just said that to sound interesting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've seen the movie "The Devil Wears Prada" like 6 times. I dont even like the movie but it's always on HBO and for some reason I'm compelled to sit through it. I dont know what it is but I think I should see someone about it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're freaking hilarious and can handle more than 2 drinks in a 5 hour time frame.