Beerlight really enjoys great conversation, wild stories and any excuse to have an adventure.
He once dressed as Peter Griffin for Halloween. Sadly the guy in the chicken suit ran away before the fun started. He definitely knows how to work a crowd. The last time he was surrounded by a gaggle of people dressed at Santa Claus, he convinced them to start mooning cops. He's known for taunting pirates.
On another Halloween night, he dressed up as a bald-headed Charlie Brown. He had to convince a very drunk guy that indeed, he was real, Charlie Brown was straight and no he did not date Peanuts fans. In addition to his ability to navigate a wine list at a fancy restaurant, he is also proficient at keg stands and living the Miller High-Life. He knows how to steals golf carts, if the need arises. Somehow the need frequently arises.
His Christmas holiday party attracts hundreds of people. Not only for home-made alcohol, but people marvel at his flaming bar. It's not just lighter fluid, the surface of the bar is always on fire. The bar special is always frozen margarita. Always.
He could write a a ballad with a summer long battle he waged against snails in his backyard, where he learned from his own research that snails have homing instincts. He captured more than 330 snails before he quit counting. Instead of killing them, he created a habitat in his yard waste bin. He is known for taunting the hummingbirds in his backyard. Not only for his enjoyment, but for the enjoyment of the hummingbirds as well.
Beerlight enjoys fancy dinner parties and he knows how to live the Miller High Life. If you saw him pushing a shopping cart with his worldly possessions, it would seem humorous and engaging. He can still do cartwheels very well. Although he prefers to do them with explosives strapped to his body. When he poses for photos, it's sometimes nude in shower cap with cats. He likes cats, although he feels they could be less co-dependent.
Recently, Beerlight was featured in a music video about his life. He did all his own stunts, but they hired a stuntman to do his acting. He enjoys igniting pressurized fuel canisters for fun and warmth on chilly desert nights. He loves cats and builds flaming litter boxes. He started a world-wide craze by posing with a cat wearing a tin-foil hat.
He truly is one of the most interesting men on OKCupid.