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beerlight

46 M Emeryville, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Beerlight likes to find ways to turn the impossible into the unpossible. The latter means it could be possible, but we haven't figured out a way yet. His goal is always to find a solution to make the impossible a reality.

Beerlight really enjoys great conversation, wild stories and any excuse to have an adventure.

He once dressed as Peter Griffin for Halloween. Sadly the guy in the chicken suit ran away before the fun started. He definitely knows how to work a crowd. The last time he was surrounded by a gaggle of people dressed at Santa Claus, he convinced them to start mooning cops. He's known for taunting pirates.

On another Halloween night, he dressed up as a bald-headed Charlie Brown. He had to convince a very drunk guy that indeed, he was real, Charlie Brown was straight and no he did not date Peanuts fans. In addition to his ability to navigate a wine list at a fancy restaurant, he is also proficient at keg stands and living the Miller High-Life. He knows how to steals golf carts, if the need arises. Somehow the need frequently arises.

His Christmas holiday party attracts hundreds of people. Not only for home-made alcohol, but people marvel at his flaming bar. It's not just lighter fluid, the surface of the bar is always on fire. The bar special is always frozen margarita. Always.

He could write a a ballad with a summer long battle he waged against snails in his backyard, where he learned from his own research that snails have homing instincts. He captured more than 330 snails before he quit counting. Instead of killing them, he created a habitat in his yard waste bin. He is known for taunting the hummingbirds in his backyard. Not only for his enjoyment, but for the enjoyment of the hummingbirds as well.

Beerlight enjoys fancy dinner parties and he knows how to live the Miller High Life. If you saw him pushing a shopping cart with his worldly possessions, it would seem humorous and engaging. He can still do cartwheels very well. Although he prefers to do them with explosives strapped to his body. When he poses for photos, it's sometimes nude in shower cap with cats. He likes cats, although he feels they could be less co-dependent.

Recently, Beerlight was featured in a music video about his life. He did all his own stunts, but they hired a stuntman to do his acting. He enjoys igniting pressurized fuel canisters for fun and warmth on chilly desert nights. He loves cats and builds flaming litter boxes. He started a world-wide craze by posing with a cat wearing a tin-foil hat.

He truly is one of the most interesting men on OKCupid.
What I’m doing with my life
He is doing what it takes to make his community the best it can be. He volunteers for non-profit organizations because he can. Not to worry, he has a day job and he's very good at it.

He works with a passion to make the boring seem less boring.

He believes in organic gardening and has practiced it for years. He worries that if he takes the last snail out of his garden, what will his salamanders eat? He thinks those salamanders really need to do more to pull their weight around the garden.
I’m really good at
Daredevil stunts, cooking, road trips, computer thingies, conversation, problem solving, sustainable organic gardening, building fires, fireworks, speaking in a third voice and making people laugh out loud.
The first things people usually notice about me
He seems quite content with his life. Beerlight has been described as a good listener, very funny and most important, he does not always describe himself in a voice of a third person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Juan Munoz, Hunter S Thompson, William Carlos Williams, Doug Stanhope, videos by Sam Brown, sushi, dive bars and the hoity toity world of barbecue.
The six things I could never do without
- reading material: Novels, blogs or manuals
- social activities: He does show up at social functions
- gardening: He can make suggestions for your garden
- projects: He always has some scheme in the works -- Always
- travel adventures: Whether it's Nepal or Novato
- His trusty laptop: His photochops are legendary

He wonders if air and food supposed to be one of the answers or is that a given? He wants to meet these people that do not need air or food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
He spends a lot of time looking for ways to hack the system, get around obstacles, tinker to make things work. Not just for his own needs, but yours as well.
On a typical Friday night I am
Beerlight does not have typical Friday nights. He is not working for the weekend.

Friday night Beerlight likes change the otterpop juice in the hummingbird feeder to a new color to match the season. Right now the feeders are windex-colored because who doesn't enjoy a mouth full of window cleaner?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Beerlight does not own a television. He doesn't know what is on NBC on a Thursday night.

He is fine with this shortcoming.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–49
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You should definitely message Beerlight, but only if you are into adventure, romance, danger and lust.