Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Beerlight likes to find ways to turn the impossible into the
unpossible. The latter means it could be possible, but we haven't
figured out a way yet. His goal is always to find a solution to
make the impossible a reality.
Beerlight really enjoys great conversation, wild stories and any
excuse to have an adventure.
He once dressed as Peter Griffin for Halloween. Sadly the guy in
the chicken suit ran away before the fun started. He definitely
knows how to work a crowd. The last time he was surrounded by a
gaggle of people dressed at Santa Claus, he convinced them to start
mooning cops. He's known for taunting pirates.
On another Halloween night, he dressed up as a bald-headed Charlie
Brown. He had to convince a very drunk guy that indeed, he was
real, Charlie Brown was straight and no he did not date Peanuts
fans. In addition to his ability to navigate a wine list at a fancy
restaurant, he is also proficient at keg stands and living the
Miller High-Life. He knows how to steals golf carts, if the need
arises. Somehow the need frequently arises.
His Christmas holiday party attracts hundreds of people. Not only
for home-made alcohol, but people marvel at his flaming bar. It's
not just lighter fluid, the surface of the bar is always on fire.
The bar special is always frozen margarita. Always.
He could write a a ballad with a summer long battle he waged
against snails in his backyard, where he learned from his own
research that snails have homing instincts. He captured more than
330 snails before he quit counting. Instead of killing them, he
created a habitat in his yard waste bin. He is known for taunting
the hummingbirds in his backyard. Not only for his enjoyment, but
for the enjoyment of the hummingbirds as well.
Beerlight enjoys fancy dinner parties and he knows how to live the
Miller High Life. If you saw him pushing a shopping cart with his
worldly possessions, it would seem humorous and engaging. He can
still do cartwheels very well. Although he prefers to do them with
explosives strapped to his body. When he poses for photos, it's
sometimes nude in shower cap with cats. He likes cats, although he
feels they could be less co-dependent.
Recently, Beerlight was featured in a music video about his life.
He did all his own stunts, but they hired a stuntman to do his
acting. He enjoys igniting pressurized fuel canisters for fun and
warmth on chilly desert nights. He loves cats and builds flaming
litter boxes. He started a world-wide craze by posing with a cat
wearing a tin-foil hat.
He truly is one of the most interesting men on OKCupid.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
He is doing what it takes to make his community the best it can be.
He volunteers for non-profit organizations because he can. Not to
worry, he has a day job and he's very good at it.
He works with a passion to make the boring seem less boring.
He believes in organic gardening and has practiced it for years. He
worries that if he takes the last snail out of his garden, what
will his salamanders eat? He thinks those salamanders really need
to do more to pull their weight around the garden.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Daredevil stunts, cooking, road trips, computer thingies,
conversation, problem solving, sustainable organic gardening,
building fires, fireworks, speaking in a third voice and making
people laugh out loud.
The first things people usually notice about me
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He seems quite content with his life. Beerlight has been described
as a good listener, very funny and most important, he does not
always describe himself in a voice of a third person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Juan Munoz, Hunter S Thompson, William Carlos Williams, Doug
Stanhope, videos by Sam Brown, sushi, dive bars and the hoity toity
world of barbecue.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- reading material: Novels, blogs or manuals
- social activities: He does show up at social functions
- gardening: He can make suggestions for your garden
- projects: He always has some scheme in the works -- Always
- travel adventures: Whether it's Nepal or Novato
- His trusty laptop: His photochops are legendary
He wonders if air and food supposed to be one of the answers or is
that a given? He wants to meet these people that do not need air or
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
He spends a lot of time looking for ways to hack the system, get
around obstacles, tinker to make things work. Not just for his own
needs, but yours as well.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Beerlight does not have typical Friday nights. He is not working
for the weekend.
Friday night Beerlight likes change the otterpop juice in the
hummingbird feeder to a new color to match the season. Right now
the feeders are windex-colored because who doesn't enjoy a mouth
full of window cleaner?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Beerlight does not own a television. He doesn't know what is on NBC
on a Thursday night.
He is fine with this shortcoming.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should definitely message Beerlight, but only if you are into
adventure, romance, danger and lust.
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