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bees_wax

31 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Status
Open relationship
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My recent Google searches :

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Illuminati wiki
Italian wall lizard [apparently they live in NYC]
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Skyscanner
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what the hell should I watch on Netflix [you're welcome]
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Zombie Boy tattoo

I tend to check out dogs and bikes more frequently than I check out women.

Also, cmafr.com is mine and including it above was a shameless plug .
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
These days, mostly writing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Corporate espionage (those days are behind me, though).
Deciphering autocorrected text.
Analyzing what makes people tick; the science of human behavior.

I'm really bad at
navigating the subway. I used to think I was smart.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I naturally smell like sugar cookies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Exclusively grocery-store paper back novellas, and only the jacket covers.

Music: My music preferences are too embarrassing to list here. I'm going to go publicly answer a bunch of sex questions now...

But seriously, here's what I'm listening to now: Henry DeTamble's punk primer for Bobby & Jodie and some other oddities.

Podcasts: The Heart

Movies/Shows: Dark comedy, rebellion-based space westerns, and anything with a law-breaking protagonist. If you don't like Harold and Maude, we can't be friends. And I would totally work for the organization in Cabin in the Woods.

Food: Most anything edible (and some things inedible).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee
the internet
grocery delivery
learning
showers
Chapstick
inter-library loan
music
intimacy
alone time
anything meta

I can has counting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Devious applications of science that was originally conducted for good.

How to integrate punctuation with emoticons; e.g., (;)).

Why my brand new tablet auto-capitalizes "internet" and why Google spellcheck doesn't recognize "startup".

How OkCupid got me so wrong, and what I did to deserve it. I'm really not arrogant, I'm brilliant. There's a difference.

How intrinsically linked my life is to the internet, and how I will never live another moment that in some way isn't.

Whether it's fair to like someone just because s/he/they remind(s) you of an unrequited love.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably losing my composure over things like Cheerios commercials and people's personal stories on Chopped.

I party Sunday mornings to support businesses that defy local liquor laws.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're...

liberal, feminist, intellectual, and strongly opinionated;

techy, sciency, or generally analytic;

good at giving style advice without being a jerk;

or if you're poly/open/ethically nonmonogamous, or some variation of the same (let's make friends);

or, um...if you wanna meet up. Messaging is a good start. Also, if you want major points. You probs get a bazillion messages a day, while I get, like. None. I don't resent it. I get gender roles and can play by those rules; however, I tend to prefer people who don't. So message me. You'll stand out like a person in an empty inbox.