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bees_wax

31 Queens, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 5:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Open relationship
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm in a long-distance open relationship. Not everybody reads that sidebar thing...

You're probably bored of reading self-summaries, too so here are some of my recent Google searches :

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When eating mixed candy, I usually save the best for last (like the blues and reds). That's good for whomever shares my candy assuming our candy preferences are the same. If not, I consume a high proportion of their favorites despite enjoying them less. This illustrates the importance of communication for success. And large volumes of candy.

I tend to check out dogs, bikes, clothes, and typography more frequently than I check out women.

Also, cmafr.com is mine and including it above was a shameless plug.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Grad school for behavioral psych and teaching college kids things like statistics and shit. Slowly plodding my way towards world domina...ahem, a job.

I hit the books hard and spend a lot of time in my windowless lab.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
corporate espionage. Those days are behind me, though.

More recently: deciphering autocorrected text, using Excel and PowerPoint, making salsa, building and fixing things, and generally being handy.

I'm really bad at
navigating the subway. I used to think I was smart.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I naturally smell like sugar cookies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Exclusively grocery-store paper back novellas, and only the jacket covers.

Music: My music preferences are too embarrassing to list here. I'm going to go publicly answer a bunch of sex questions now...

But if you really must know, here's a sample of what I'm into atm: Henry DeTamble's punk primer for Bobby & Jodie

Movies/Shows: Dark comedy, rebellion-based space westerns, and anything with a law-breaking protagonist. If you don't like Harold and Maude, we can't be friends. And I would totally work for the organization in Cabin in the Woods.

Food: Most anything edible (and some things inedible).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee
the internet
grocery delivery
learning
showers
Chapstick
inter-library loan
music
intimacy
alone time
anything meta
counting
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oh, you know...typical shit, like:

Devious applications of science that was originally conducted for good.

How to integrate punctuation with emoticons; e.g., (;)).

Why my brand new tablet auto-capitalizes "internet".

If I were an assassin, what would I put as my job in my profile?

How I could make our first date even more awkward.

How awkward it would be if I unwittingly messaged one of my students on here.

How OkCupid got me so wrong, and what I did to deserve it. I'm really not arrogant, I'm brilliant. There's a difference.

How intrinsically linked my life is to the internet, and how I will never live another moment that in some way isn't.

Whether it's fair to like someone just because s/he reminds you of an unrequited love.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably losing my composure over things like Cheerios commercials and people's personal stories on Chopped.

I party Sunday mornings to support businesses that defy local liquor laws.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
um...if you, like...wanna chat or meet up at some point. Messaging is a good start. Also, if you want major points. You probs get a bazillion messages a day, while I get, like. None. I don't resent it. Messaging someone unsolicited can be hella awks, and I understand gender roles and can play by those rules. However, I tend to prefer people who don't. So message me. You'll stand out like a person in an empty inbox.

you've never, ever made a duck face (I know this doesn't apply to most of you, but if you have other redeeming qualities not listed here, you can lie and take the points and come clean after I see for myself how cool you are; however, there's a good chance I'll shake my head waving my hands shouting "TOO SOON, TOO SOON LALALALA" making you feel disproportionately bad about it).

extra extra points if you're feminist, intellectual, strongly opinionated, techy, and have a height of z = +1 to +2 compared to the mean female population, and don't mind that I'm only around z = +.5 compared to the mean male population.

or if you're poly/open/ethically nonmonogamous, or some variation of the same. Let's make friends.