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23 Melbourne, Australia Woman, Cis Woman

Woman, Cis Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:30am
Queer, Asexual, Demisexual, Bisexual
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a nerdy, nerdy lady who feels no shame. I marathon TV series' like nobody's business. One day I will knit myself a cunning Jayne hat but, as I already have far too many projects and hobbies, that day will probably not be soon. I'm addicted to the internet, tea, and shoes. I am the op shop queen. There are chickens and vegetables in my back yard. I'm a queer cis feminist and I will always love my dog more than you. 
What I’m doing with my life
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Spending more time in my pajamas than is socially acceptable. (I regret nothing.)

I'm heading back to uni for my postgrad in 2015 and I am super excited about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Baking delicious foodstuffs, scrabble, cuddles, naps, procrastinating, wearing pajamas, baby-talking to my dog, making bitch-faces, pretending that I know what I'm talking about.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I have a particularly angry resting face. It's not on purpose, it's just my face.

Alternatively, people think I'm smiling at them when I'm actually smiling at their dog.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Georgette Heyer or Neil Gaiman. Off the top of my head, favourite books include The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams), Good Omens (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman), Sylvester, or the Wicked Uncle (Georgette Heyer)

Movies: Really embarrassingly bad action/sci-fi movies, The Blues Brothers, anything by Hayao Miyazaki, Disney movies, the Alien series, original Star Wars, Imagine Me & You, the Lord of the Rings

Shows: Orange is the New Black, Orphan Black, Firefly, Downton Abbey, Teen Wolf, Game of Thrones, every Jane Austen miniseries adaptation ever, Adventure Time, Vikings, North & South, Elementary.

Music: Basically anything and everything. At the moment I'm revisiting soul and the blues. I've had Minnie the Moocher stuck in my head for the last two days.

Food: Major sweet tooth, so everything with sugar in it. I enjoy cooking, baking, and feeding people things. It's how I show affection.

Also I am in love with the podcast 'Welcome to Night Vale', so if there are any other awesome podcasts I should be obsessing over, let me know!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet, my dog, my ridiculous shoe collection, books, friends, fruit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How strange people are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
To be perfectly honest, I'd usually be at home, internet-ing after work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a meticulously organised floordrobe.
You should message me if
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I'm looking to meet some interesting people. I'm really just looking for friends at the moment. I'm not ruling out a romantic relationship developing later, but definitely just friends to start with.

I like people who are passionate about the things they love, who can tell when I'm being sarcastic, and don't take themselves too seriously. Oh, and please, no one who is racist, homophobic, transphobic, queerphobic, misogynistic, fatphobic, slut-shaming, ableist or in any way bigoted. So if you think we'd click, send me a message.