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28 • M • Washington, DC
- Last Online
- Jul 16
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Agnosticism, and laughing about it
- Leo, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Thai (Poorly)
Being annoyed that DC is filled only with consultants, government workers and military while ignoring the fact that I am a consultant.
Staying up too late playing video games and downloading ebooks.
Oh, and Harry Potter, because come on, it's pretty entertaining.
Movies: Gran Torino, Serenity, Aristocrats, The Big Chill, The Dark Knight, Charlie Chaplin's City Lights, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
TV: 30 Rock, Community, Louis, It's Always Sunny, Firefly, American Dad, Archer, Rick and Morty, old Magic School Bus episodes streamed off Netflix
Food: Sushi; Bratwurst; Eggplant Parmesan; Homemade Fried Rice; Elaborate Sandwiches; Cold Cheese Pizza
-A sense of humor
-A sense of whimsy
-The feeling of a strong wind blowing into my face.
-This conch shell I just found in my closet that I haven't seen for years but will never give up again.
-If the spiritual aspects of my Thai massage training are bullshit or not
-Sandwiches, this "Firefly" board game I recently bought but haven't played, how guilty I should feel about gentrification at any given point in time (current level: not very), strawberry moonshine, the excuses people make for disliking cats vs. the excuses they make for disliking dogs
-drinking either expensive beer or cheap wine. Or medium-priced liquor.
-trapping armchair linguists with the more obscure meanings of "affect and "effect."
-Playing "Marry, Fuck, Kill" with extra rules for past and future versions of people, fictional characters and Anthropomorphic Personifications
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–31
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
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