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beetnemesis

29 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Thai (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Short version: From New York, went to college in Baltimore, lived in Thailand after graduation, then came down to DC because it turns out Long Island is short on cheap rental opportunities for 20-somethings.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working my way through "How to Cook Everything" by Mark Bittman.

Being annoyed that DC is filled only with consultants, government workers and military while ignoring the fact that I am a consultant.

Staying up too late playing video games and downloading ebooks.

Enjoying walking around in the rain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading. Volleyball. Video games. SCUBA diving. Cooking Thai food (well... coconut soup and curry, anyway). Staging inappropriate conversations for the benefit of strangers. Chicken fights (pool AND ocean). Referencing 90s television shows. Whack-A-Mole.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile. Or my giant head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Brandon Sanderson, Neil Gaiman, or Alan Moore. Mists of Avalon, Snow Crash, America: The Book, Watchmen, How To Cook Anything

Oh, and Harry Potter, because come on, it's pretty entertaining.

Movies: Gran Torino, Serenity, Aristocrats, The Big Chill, The Dark Knight, Charlie Chaplin's City Lights, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

TV: 30 Rock, Community, Louis, It's Always Sunny, Firefly, American Dad, Archer, Rick and Morty, old Magic School Bus episodes streamed off Netflix

Food: Sushi; Bratwurst; Eggplant Parmesan; Homemade Fried Rice; Elaborate Sandwiches; Cold Cheese Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Books.

-A computer

-A sense of humor

-A sense of whimsy

-The feeling of a strong wind blowing into my face.

-This conch shell I just found in my closet that I haven't seen for years but will never give up again.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How to bluff people into not challenging your made-up words in Scrabble

-If the spiritual aspects of my Thai massage training are bullshit or not

-Sandwiches, this "Firefly" board game I recently bought but haven't played, how guilty I should feel about gentrification at any given point in time (current level: not very), strawberry moonshine, the excuses people make for disliking cats vs. the excuses they make for disliking dogs
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-lamenting the lack of good karaoke options in DC

-drinking either expensive beer or cheap wine. Or medium-priced liquor.

-trapping armchair linguists with the more obscure meanings of "affect and "effect."

-Playing "Marry, Fuck, Kill" with extra rules for past and future versions of people, fictional characters and Anthropomorphic Personifications
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In college I had a TV show in which I gave a lap dance while dressed as the Hamburglar.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You can make an xkcd reference, a margarita, or a well-timed dirty joke. Or if you really want to know what cold cheese pizza is.