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beetomb

26 M Amherst, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, German (Okay)

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My self-summary
I get a little short of breath when I run into Kim Gordon at a Northhampton coffee shop, but I do that around great lit too. If you figure out how to live off Twizzlers and Ted Berrigan let me know.
What I’m doing with my life
Here's a thing I've done and had done to me:
Surprise Napkin Mouth is where someone goes into the bathroom and you shove a dry, balled up napkin into your mouth and wait for them to get back. During the return conversation you become surprised....Holy Hell, your face says, and then your mouth opens to reveal unfurling origami-like chaos.
I’m really good at
Picking books. Sounding like a radio announcer. Making card houses.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm biking around and/or trying to imitate Christopher Walken
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Protective Immediacy, There is No Year, Robert Creeley, Scary No Scary, Today I Wrote Nothing, Timequake, L=A=N=G=U=A=G=E, Jack Spicer, The Difficult Farm, Gaiman, Mary Robison, Everyone Poops

Movies/shows: Apu trilogy, Lost in Translation (Coppola in general), Primer, Anita and Me, Twin Peaks, Star Trek, Breaking Bad, Louie, Maria Bamford, Lynch, Herzog, Reggie Watts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the picture of Jasper Johns and John Cage playing ski ball.
On a typical Friday night I am
a majestic walrus
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm John Wilkes Booth. Bang.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like books and/or want to try and show me up at scrabble/post-movie drunk gossip.