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beforeiimplode

23 Iselin, NJ Woman

Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
my name is trixy. i'm loud. i'm absent-minded. i'm vulgar. and somehow, strangers often still find me to be endearing.

aaand i'm giving this online thing a shot again, so, say hello.

edit: now i remember why i left. call me pretentious, but I'm merely trying to save me and you both some time. I WILL NOT ANSWER YOU IF:

you are outside my preferred age range. it is listed for a purpose.
you message me entirely with emojis.
you do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' or spell 'you' as 'u'.
you do not have a picture, or you picture is blurry/unrecognizable. not interested in you sending more, "seek discretion" elsewhere.
you are racist or homophobic.
you have multiple flexing in the mirror selfies.
you are incredibly religious.
i am not physically attracted to you. there is no reason to message me multiple times, I will block you.
you say "hey cutie" or "wassup".
you write me 3+ paragraphs in the first message. i.e. tldr; you're creeping me out.

thanks.
What I’m doing with my life
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learning french.
learning mandarin.
ask!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i like to read dark literature.
i prefer horror flicks and foreign films.
i also watch a lot of crappy reality tv/don't feel guilty for doing so.
i like music.
i like food and i will probably eat more than you. i don't do spicy though! the idea of pairing a good meal with the sensation of having my mouth engulfed in flames never quite appealed to me, sorry.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
you'd be surprised how much you can do without.
however, I'm rather fond of-
laughter
music
sunrises/sunsets
other pseudo-intellectual bs
mashed potatoes
my hair straightener (i'm kind of fucking vain)
drag queens
whiskey
well, that's eight. oops.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
nothing and everything. sometimes at the same time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i emulate tom cruise in risky business pretty much every morning. cue the music!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are interesting and live in the tri-state area. men who do not bury women in their backyard or trap them in cellars are preferred.