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24 Allston, MA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:17pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
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Once upon a time, there was this handsome dude. In a field. With no shirt on.

And one day when he was diggin potatoes,
a rabid shrub crept up behind him,
scurried up his backside,
and firmly rooted itself into his cerebral cortex.

After that, he was never the same..

His mind had been...

What I’m doing with my life
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I'm trying to coach a High School wrestling team to a state championship.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thumper, coaching rasslin
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I can find a way to appreciate almost anything from the above catagories. However, I am an absolute creature of habit, so my regular choices are as follows:
-If you asked me what my favorite book is, I'd say "IT" by Stephen King.
-If we went out for brunch, I would order hash with 2 eggs OE and homefries, douse the whole thing in ketchup, and scarf it down with such ferocity that you'd think I was being rude if it weren't for my impeccable table manners.
-If we were scanning through Netflix, and I saw Clerks was on, I'd insist we watch it, knowing full well that you were a girl and that you wouldn't find it particularly funny.
-I'm not really up to date with today's popular shows, but if I were to start catching up, I'd be all about Breaking Bad.
-Of the last 5 concerts I've been to, all of them have been metal shows. Queens of the Stone Age was my favorite, followed by the Melvins. Buzz Osbourne's hair is REAL.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Ketchup- I couldn't love a human baby as much as I love ketchup
4. Tissues- I blow my nose loudly and often
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Splendid big trumpets a blastin'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Busy extinguishing LARGE residential FIRES while saving MANY KITTENS despite being ALLERGIC to KITTENS
You should message me if
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You'd like to take a ride with my ancient psychic tandem war elephant.