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27 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:36pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Strictly vegan
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm a blue collar philosopher and artist. My spirit animal is the coonhound. I'm very animated.

Bursting at the seams, filled with respect and good intentions.

Also, I'm a good time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Enjoying it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, bullshitting, and faking an Irish or Minnesotan accent. Oh, also, cuddling. My joints are hyper flexible and I can basically mold myself around your body.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My wierd wizard eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently Reading: The Gold Finch (I couldn't finish it, I lost interest, any suggestions for something new?)

I try to read all the "OMG have you read....?" books so people think I'm cool but, honestly, I love fantasy/sci-if/fiction novels. Secret dork.

Movies: The Wiz, Dancer in The Dark, I Am Dina, Pocahontas, I Am Love, Bridget Jones Diary, Like Water for Chocolate, Drop Dead Gorgeous, To Wong Foo, The Forgotten, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Princess Mononoke, Fried Green Tomatoes, Good Dick, Frances Ha, The Life of David Gale, The Diving Bell and The Butterfly, The Last Unicorn, I Love You Phillip Morris, Death Becomes Her, XXY, The Dark Crystal, The Never Ending Story, Melancholia, Stranger Than Fiction, Red Eye, Willow, Doubt. Also, I love documentaries. LOVE THEM.

Country, Bluegrass, Rockabilly, Soul, Funk, Blues, Jazz, Oldies, and R&B. Also, everything else.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
More like the six things I could! Am I right?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ask me on a date and I'll tell you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing what I might be doing on any other evening during the week. I don't have a traditional work/life schedule so Friday doesn't really hold any significance for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"My breath smells really bad in the morning?"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
After we've established mutual interest you'd like to snuggle indefinitely.

if you think you can get down with a free spirited artsy type.

If you need help doing basically anything and you're willing to feed me.