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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25-40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 27
Gay, Homoflexible, Queer, Sapiosexual
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I'm a blue collar philosopher and artist. I have the countenance of a coonhound. I'm very animated.

Bursting at the seams, filled with respect and good intentions.

Also, I'm a good time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Back in Kenosha after a bit of time in NYC. Enjoying it. Saving money to go to Reshikesh India for a 500 hour yoga teacher certification, cooking vegan food, watching A LOT of netflix. Considering my future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, bullshitting, and faking an Irish or Minnesotan accent. I'm also PRO at moving as I do it a lot.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My weird wizard eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently Reading: "The Hawks Grey Feather, by Patricia Kennealy"

I try to read all the "OMG have you read....?" books so people think I'm cool but, honestly, I love fantasy/sci-if/fiction novels. Secret dork.

Movies: The Wiz, Dancer in The Dark, I Am Dina, Pocahontas, I Am Love, Bridget Jones Diary, Like Water for Chocolate, Drop Dead Gorgeous, To Wong Foo, The Forgotten, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Princess Mononoke, Fried Green Tomatoes, Good Dick, Frances Ha, The Life of David Gale, The Diving Bell and The Butterfly, Spirited Away, The Last Unicorn, I Love You Phillip Morris, Death Becomes Her, The Craft, XXY, The Dark Crystal, The Never Ending Story, Melancholia, Stranger Than Fiction, Red Eye, Willow, Doubt. Also, I love documentaries. LOVE THEM.

Country, Bluegrass, Rockabilly, Soul, Funk, Blues, Jazz, Oldies, and R&B. Also, everything else.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
More like the six things I could! Am I right?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Inequalities and what's to be done to fix them, how I'm very disinterested in normative standards of "success." What my life might look like in five years, what parts of it are in my control and what parts aren't. What I want to be when I grow up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing what I might be doing on any other evening during the week. I don't have a traditional work/life schedule so Friday doesn't really hold any significance for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"My breath smells really bad in the morning?"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
After we've established mutual interest you'd like to snuggle indefinitely.

if you think you can get down with a free spirited artsy type.

If you need help doing basically anything and you're willing to feed me.