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31 Washington, DC Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:52am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Not at all
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Positive Outlook.
What I’m doing with my life
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In my free time I go to shows, hang out with friends, go on hikes, take trips, movies, Netflix reruns, run reruns, yoga, listen to songs, make songs, play songs, etc.

In my not free time I'm at my job doing job stuff.
I spend a portion of this time translating song lyrics and lines from books on Bad Translator:
"The war. One of them. They say, a good friend of mine, but one of them. Please could you tell me how I'm wrong. Draw me Lord song poem for you, there is one of them."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Words With Friends, the game on iPods where you guess the song as quickly as possible, shopping sprees, Connect 4, hand stands
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some bands that blew my mind the first time I heard them and continue to shape and inform my life: Black Sabbath, Minor Threat, Black Flag, Joy Division, Bad Brains, VOID, Youth of Today, Rites of Spring, Fugazi, Quicksand, Swiz, My Bloody Valentine, The Stone Roses, RIDE. Most recent shows I attended were Zola Jesus and Slowdive.

I read. Some favorites would be Black Spring, The Magus, The Alchemist, Get In The Van, Murakami, Tolkien and George RR Martin, Dharma Punx... Right now I'm concurrently reading 1Q84, Little Big, and Name of the Wind. Just finished Mistborn.

Movies: Favorites included but not limited to: Dr. Strangelove, Waiting For Guffman, Home Alone, Home Alone 2, Control, Patton, Star Wars, and so on.

TV: Seinfeld, Kids in the Hall, Simpsons, Friends, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Modern Family, Three's Company, Louie, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones.

Foodwise, I like most of it, but I don't do meat. Indian and Thai are among my favorites so far. I think beets are stupid and am not budging on that. And I've never eaten a brussel sprout. Am I really missing out?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I had answers for this, but at some point I've had to do without most of the things I listed and was fine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sunny Day Real Estate - In Circles. Creed - My Own Prison. Same song. How much time do you spend thinking about Creed?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Running, feeding the cats who hang out behind my house, then at a show or watching my stories on Netflix. The party never stops!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have the same birthday as Michael Jackson and GG Allin.

My favorite Black Flag record is Loose Nut.
You should message me if
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you're so inclined and nice and into cool things. If you're not nice at least be funny.

You don't use the phrases "That ____ tho" or "Because ___"