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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:20am
5' 9" (1.75m)
Might want kids
English, German (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Came out in 1984, just like Children of the Corn.
What I’m doing with my life
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Collecting fortunes out of fortune cookies. You know they don't come true if you don't eat the cookie.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Apparently I'm pretty good at Wii Mario Kart. Came in 8th place on my first try.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Grinning, chuckling to myself like an idiot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Watched Bloodsport and Kickboxer recently so I've just been kicking things a lot lately. Kicked a can at a police officer and then he chased me to a Crew game where I ran out onto the field and kicked a game winning goal. Maybe you'd like to kick it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All six of my dads. There was actually a TV movie about it. It was called "Six, But Who's Counting?" I think it's on Netflix.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next great salvo of tweets. I'm gunning for you @drpepper and @jagermeisterUSA.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with the girls! We're so quirky and our humor random; we all ride bikes of model tandem.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once thought my then-girl had quit me and when my Fable II corpse wife left me I laughed at the consonance; I later toasted this by getting really drunk and on the walk home, vomiting in an alley and cursing her name-- whose name? Well, you can ask me for details.
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Or if you wanna get matching tattoos.