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beholddestroyer

30 Columbus, OH Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:32am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In a past life I manned the radio shack on a ship and one terrible night we struck an iceberg and in a panic, I forgot my Morse code and I sent "iceberg lol" instead. And that's the first documented use of "lol" in history.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Collecting fortunes out of fortune cookies. You know they don't come true if you don't eat the cookie.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Apparently I'm pretty good at Wii Mario Kart. Came in 8th place on my first try.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Grinning, chuckling to myself like an idiot.

That I got shoes on my hands and gloves on my feet. But look closer! I was walking on my hands all along.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh, uh, well..I, uh, wha-what do you like?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There are six beams holding this delicate shelter up. If any one of them were to be removed, the roof would come crashing down on me, surely crushing me to death. It's all I think about.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next great salvo of tweets.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with the girls! We're so quirky and our humor random; we all ride bikes of model tandem.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was switched at birth as a child and I never told my parents.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna make bad first impressions.

Or if you wanna get matching tattoos.