31 Cincinnati, OH
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My self-summary
I work odd and long hours on weekdays. But if you are good for 5pm to, like, 2am on a Saturday, I still got enough game in me.

Or maybe on a sunny Sunday we could be drinking margaritas on a porch and asking where our youth got off to. Then I'd say, "oh, there he is," because I call our beautiful child "our youth." We'll be very cool parents and we'll drink in front of our kid to show him that drinking is something lame oldsters like his mom and pop do. We'll tell ourselves this is okay, because when he gets to college, he won't go overboard. We'll even share some anecdotes from our university days about this kid we knew and maybe that kid...that kid was me. But anyway, our dear child will go to college and bored with sitting around and drinking- something his lame oldster mom and pop did- he'll invent something new and dangerous. Maybe they'll drink out of cursed chalices or something, I don't know. But it'll happen. That' show buttchugging came along, you know.
What I’m doing with my life
Thinking about getting my friends some matching, personalized Adidas shoes as a surprise gift. Maybe put "Prom 2016" on them.
I’m really good at
I think I'm a little too old to be all that concerned with being good. I'd really rather be lucky.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I dunno. What do you like?
The six things I could never do without
Used to think my internet capable phone but now I work underground so I can live without anything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
picking a twitter fight with a celebrity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, I just got here and this isn't my house, so where can I put my coat?
You should message me if
You'd be a good drinking buddy.