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beigeboy

33 M Lewisville, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
How to sound interesting/intriguing without comming of as a self aggrandizing megalomaniac....hmmmm, ok let's try this

I'm generally a very type B personality....however as everyone has their limits of which mine is stupidity! Patience is one of those virtues I've never known and frankly don't care to know any more. I can have a great night just sitting around w/ some good friends having a couple of good stiff drinks, talking shit and hanging out or going to a club or reading a book or renting a couple of low budget horror movies and popping some extra buttery popcorn. I've been told that my heart is as black as my soul and described as the definition of instant gratification...both of which came from good friends of mine and were meant as compliments; but then again if you're willing to blindly accept someone else's opinion I'm probably not willing to be your friend anyway. With all that being said, although I can be a little bit of an asshole from time to time I'm also the type of guy that will drive across the state in the middle of the night to find/help someone I care for & then play doctor to their wounds. I have a tendancy to be the instigator in whatever group I happen to be with; everyone that went out w/ us that night will have ended up getting a tattoo or something pierced or just have a horrible hangover, there might be something broken or someone may be asleep outside in the front yard...but they won't be able to say that they didn't have a good time from what they remember.

Update: I graduated from UTD with a BS in Business Admin and somehow graduated cum laude...I think they gave me someone elses grades but they put it on the diploma so I get to claim it. My father died in August '11 and I'm now back in school at UTD in the masters program in the process of getting my additional accounting hours to be able to sit for the CPA to take over his accounting firm. I own a couple of guns and go to the range enough that I keep proficent with them, no I'm not the guy that sleeps with a gun under my pillow or kisses it goodnight...but I'm also not the guy who's place you wanna break into. I've done a little bit of foreign travel and LOVED it!! Italy, Greece, Turkey, England, Mexico (if that actually qualifies), Jamacia....my favorite was a toss up between Italy & Greece; I'm thinking my next trip will be to Russia or east Asia. Oh and I'm left handed. If there is some superfluous detail you're wanting to know that I've overlooked feel free to ask. Happy Hunting

I am intelligent, sharp witted, and vociferous
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
looking to expand my horizons in any direction i can, trying to earn the big chair/office, standing for what i believe in regardless of what's happening around me, finding the humor/enjoyment in every situation, trying to set a good example for my son while teaching him some cool stuff along the way
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
useless trivia, starting fires, witty retorts, drinking, writing papers, crunching numbers, talking with cops, handling small kids or animals, cooking, back rubs, tying knots
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is the fact that I have a tendancy to be a little loud as a result of hearing problems, after getting into biking I've gotten quite a few comments on my legs/calves, the somewhat direct/cocky/playful/sarcastic undertone that surrounds me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a) C.S. Lewis Signature Classics, In the Lake of the Woods, the KILLER INSIDE ME, Living without philosophy, D-DAY, Dibbs in Serach of Self, Perks of being a wallflower
b) Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Dead Poets Society, Fight Club, Hero, What the @%&!.. are we doing here, Pulp Fiction, Tommy Boy, Office Space, Dumb & Dumber, any type of horror movie low budget or otherwise, the Princess Bride, Star Wars (all of them), Clue, Evil Dead Triology, anything by Alfred Hitchcock, anything by Monty Python, Out of Sight, Usual Suspects, Goonies, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Spaceballs
c) How I Met Your Mother, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Archer, Spartacus, Family Guy/Futureama, Discovery, survivalist shows, the History channel, Ancient Aliens
d) I like all types of music...there may be certain artists that I don't care for but there's good music in every genre you just have to find it sometimes
e) as far as food goes I'll take bbq or Mexican food every time! I'm also a big fan of Japanese, Itallian, some Greek and some Middle Eastern.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
having been a Boy Scout when I was younger I can survive 3 days in the middle of the woods with a pocket knife a canteen and an extra pair of socks; but for these purposes I'd probably go with things that make life easier/more enjoyable so....a cell phone since I have no home phone, coffee as it runs through my veins thicker than blood, time with my son and the people i call family, a pocket knife, the hammock set up on my patio, and some form of transportation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
all the little things that go into the everyday events that people don't even notice any more; trying to learn more about myself as far as who I am and who it is that I want to become and how i plan on getting there; how society as a whole keeps losing IQ points and mediocrity has begun to be rewarded; why we put expectations on people/places/things which can only result in disappointment and resentment; if love the way Shakespeare wrote of really exists or was merely a figment of his imagination
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
one weekend it'll be nothing, the next weekend we may cookout and watch a football game and the next weekend we may end up taking a weekend trip to Mexico...there's no such thing as a typical Friday night with me and my friends

Having a child and taking over an accounting firm drastically change one's friday night. When I don't have my son for the weekend it's more hanging out with friends and watching a movie or two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the only male in the office; I'm a fan of expressive body art / modification; I can tie the cherry stem and open a starburst; I cried when Bengi died
You should message me if
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you're intelligent, sharp witted, attractive, interesting, fun and up for just about anything