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being_chagall

39 M Long Beach, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Hospitality
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am an Irish-Bostonian. I have a funny accent. Everyone makes fun of it. You will be probably tempted to as well.
Someone recently told me that I'm both refined and rugged. Very intelligent, talented, multi-faceted and complex, but never boring.

So, it's important to know that I'm definitely not a typical "guy" and probably not a typical anything. I'm not feminine or metro, but I'm just not into sports or cars. I have nothing against sports. They're fine. I just don't really care either way.

I will say that I cannot spend more than 30 seconds around a guy who is talking about sports. I would seriously rather puncture myself. They always assume that because I'm a guy, that I'll actually know what the hell sport they're talking about or team, whatever. So, I start talking about dinosaurs.
So far, only one out of every 30 men are interested that pteranodons and pterodactyls were not birds even though they could fly.

I do not do well with high-maintenance women. High-maintenance women are stinky. Selfish, self-serving, mean, shallow women are the most unattractive to me. That goes the same for materialism.
I also have no interest in tattoos or anything superficial and I don't date vegans.

Would you believe I don't have any irrational, emotional issues?
I never hold grudges or try to get back at people. I just don't get that thought process. Kindness is sexy! Although, one time I told my boss that her mother eats hay. Then I quit that job. I told human resources I was sorry.

I want lots of romance, but I don't want a fairy tale romance. Are you sure you want a prince to carry you away? Have you ever met a prince? I have. I met four princes of Saudi Arabia. Four of the most uninteresting, smelly, over-weight, walking sausages. By all means, have them carry you away.

Although, I don't get paid for it at the moment, I am an artist and a writer. No, I really am. I don't just go to bars and talk about it. I am hoping to publish this year. I do have a very creative job, but an odd schedule.

I raised my son by myself with zero support. No spouse, no child support, no grandparents to help me. He's 17 and in college now.

It sometimes seems that women I meet either just want me to have children with them or help raise their children. No thank you. I actually would like to be with someone who is interested in me and not what I can give them.

I want an amazing, deep relationship with someone filled with tremendous affection, laughter, sensuality and passion that will lead to moving in with me by the beach. That's why I am on here. If you don't know what you want, do not waste my time.

If your life is too chaotic or you work too much, you shouldn't be dating and wasting everyone's time, right?

I really, really, really, really do not care how often you work out. I would like to actually meet someone INTERESTING! Or at least open to interests.
I Love science, art, history, engineering, literature, nature, philosophy, ancient and modern cultures and religions. I belong to several museum and nature park memberships in a LA, OC, and San Diego. I write essays and short stories. I draw, paint and sculpt. I've been to 10 times as many classical performances and plays than rock concerts. I play five instruments and compose music. I love cartoons and ridiculous comedy.
I’m really good at
One time, while eating a banana on the way to my car, I threw away my car keys and tried to open my car door with a banana peel. Well, maybe more than one time.
The first things people usually notice about me
Straight guys usually find me intimidating because I just don't seem to have anything to prove. Gay men and older women tell me I'm hot. I have a young and innocent face and I am also extremely polite which seems to attract very boring and conservative women
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My Netflix account is full of nature and science documentaries.
I have an art and history library at home.

I think my favorite contemporary music is The Velvet Underground, Yann Tiersen, Tindersticks, New Pornogrphers and Stereo Lab. I have a massive collection of music from all over the world.
I listen to quite a bit of classical music and I love plays.
The six things I could never do without
Can't it be six things I would love to do without?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Many things and they are way outside the box
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am determined, at some point in my life, to teach at least one cat rhythm. It's worth the scratches
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
I am not looking for someone just like me, but someone who is not like everyone else.
I've had very long term relationships in my life. I have been single for a while, but I have dated quite a bit. I notice that many women have a x-mas list of the man they desire, but it's very rare that these women have thought about whether they actually have anything to offer this man. I don't believe in that silly, cliche' phrase, "give and take". I strongly believe that both should give and give and give.

I am only interested in someone ready for passion, sensuality, friendship, spontaneous long drives, picnics at night, concerts in the park, movies on the beach, lying on my chest while I read literature aloud, dancing on weeknights, talking for hours, watching silly movies with my cats cuddled up, museum tours, nature walks, being silly, spending hours in bed, making food, doing absolutely nothing, and then start the next week over.

If your life is chaos because you obsess over your job or you seem to always flake out on everyone, you are just plain not ready for dating, period. You should seriously close your profile here and maybe go to a Tony Robbins seminar or I don't know, but just please stop wasting people's time.

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