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being_chagall

40 M Long Beach, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–51
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Hospitality
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an Irish-Bostonian. I have a funny accent. Everyone makes fun of me.

Someone recently told me that I'm both refined and rugged. Thank you, someone. I'm also very intellinent and lot's of someones would agree.

I've observed that about 96% will not bother reading anything further than this or even past my photos (but I really look like that, unlike most, yo!) So, I'll just me be me from this point on. If you actually care, you'll find someone lovely and truthful.

I'm not materialistic. I drive an old car. Her name is Monkey.
I'm not superficial at all.

I am definitely very intelligent, talented, multi-faceted and complex, but never boring.

Would you believe that I don't have any irrational emotional issues?

I raised my son by myself. He's been in college since he was 14.

I Love science, art, history, engineering, literature, nature, philosophy, ancient and modern cultures and religions.

Fittness, Dieting, and Tattoos are the most BORING things to talk about!
I really, really, really, really do not care how often you work out. I do not care what you do to work out.
I keep hoping to meet someone interesting or at least someone who like to be interesting. I could show you all kinds of cool things. You might have to make out with me a lot, though.

I have a random sense of humor. I watch cartoons quite a bit. I would say that I belong in the Monty Python troup.

I suppose I'm what is called nerdy and geeky, but I usually don't fit into one social category.

I worked in a Gay bar on and off for over a decade. I know what it's like to feel like a piece of meat. Although, I'm a pretty nice cut of meat.... ....................................Wink, wink

I have nothing against sports, but I have no interest at all. However, I cannot stand listening to people talk about sports. I would seriously rather puncture myself. When guys approach me, they always try to talk about sports and assume that I know what sport or team they are referring to. So, I start talking about dinosaurs. So far, only one out of 30 men are actually interested that Pteradactyls and Pteranadons were not ancestors of birds even though they could fly.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I left a career that I was very unhappy in a few years ago. I went back to school for visual art and literature. Hoping to publish some things soon.
I work on art projects and I write stories and essays.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
One time, while eating a banana on the way to my car, I threw away my car keys and tried to open my car door with a banana peel.

Well, maybe more than one time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Straight guys seem to find me intimidating.

Gay men and older women tell me I'm hot.

I have a young and innocent face and I am also extremely polite, which seems to attract very boring and conservative women
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I dont watch network tv.

My Netflix account is full of nature and science documentaries as well as ridiculous comedy.

I have collected a whole art and history library at home.

I love obscure music. I really never listen to pop. The Velvet Underground, David Bowie, Yann Tiersen, Tindersticks, New Pornogrphers and Stereo Lab. I have a massive collection of music from all over the world.
I listen to quite a bit of classical music and I love plays.
I think I have a minor obsession with Beethoven
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Can't it be six things I would love to do without?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Usually outside the box
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't seem to have anything you'd call typical in my life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am determined, at some point in my life, to teach at least one cat rhythm. It's worth the scratches.
We started with waltzing and have progressed to a sort of merengue.
Pretty soon, though, it's going to be the best cat-dance party you've ever seen!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Ok, so I am not looking for someone to skydive with, or zip line with, or snowboard or jog or run.
I want someone to cuddle with. I'm very adventurous and active, but seriously, I'm not on here looking for an athlete to compete with. How about kissing or something? Yeah, that's way better.

No offense, please, this is just a preference. Fake boobs and arm tattoos turn me off.

I'm not attracted to women who's shoulders are broader than her hips. Hourglass is where it is for me.

Winnie the Pooh told his forest friends that you have lots of friends that you can do "something" with, but a best friend is someone you can do "nothing" with.
So, maybe I'm looking for a female Christopher Robin with a nice bum.

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