Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an Irish-Bostonian. I have a funny accent. Everyone makes fun
I don't seem as eccentric as I am when you meet me. I dress very
nice and I'm uncommonly polite. Unfortunately, this attracts very
boring and conservative women. My life is dynamic and
unconventional to say the least. I am absolutely not a mainstream
My previous relationships were very deep and incredibly fun. I
don't consider things like bungee jumping or skydiving adventurous.
I'd rather get that same feeling of skydiving everyday when I talk
to my lover. I am trying to find that again.
I'm looking for someone who has a strong balance of being
adventurous and loyal. Physical affection is just as important as
communication. I see absolutely no point in having a relationship
with out a balance of both.
I'm an artist and a writer, although not professionally at the
I'm not interested in sports.
I'm not materialistic.
I'm not superficial at all.
Would you believe that I don't have any irrational emotional
I really, really, really, really do not care how often you work
I Love science, art, history, engineering, literature, nature,
philosophy, ancient and modern cultures and religions. All because
I am fascinated; not because I sound smart when I talk about it.
Life is pretty beautiful when you're fascinated.
I do not smoke pot.
I definitely miss romance, cuddling, cooking together, and never
realizing the time.
I should probably mention that my son is already grown up and out
on his own. I raised him by myself. No child support, no
grandparent to help, just me.
I do not want to have any more children.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I left a type of communications engineering career that I was very
unhappy in a few years ago. I went back to school for visual art
and literature. Hoping to publish some things soon.
I work on art projects and I write stories and essays.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
One time, while eating a banana on the way to my car, I threw away
my car keys and tried to open my car door with a banana peel.
Well, maybe more than one time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Straight guys seem to find me intimidating.
Gay men and older women tell me I'm hot.
I have a young and innocent face and I am also extremely polite,
which seems to attract very boring and conservative women
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Confession: When I listen to Sade or Patricia Kass sing, I pretend
they're singing to me.
I dont watch network tv or listen to the radio. It's been a long
time since I have.
My Netflix account is full of nature and science documentaries as
well as ridiculous comedy.
I have collected a whole art and history library at home. Man, I
have seriously raped and pillaged so many used book stores.
I love obscure music. I really never listen to pop. The Velvet
Underground, David Bowie, Yann Tiersen, Tindersticks, New
Pornogrphers and Stereo Lab. I have a massive collection of music
from all over the world.
I listen to quite a bit of classical music and I love plays.
I think I have a minor obsession with Beethoven
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Can't it be six things I would love to do without?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that are far outside the box.
Wow! You guys sure do love those inspirational quotes! I have one
that I live by too.
"If you go home with someone and they don't own any books, don't
have sex with them" ~ John Waters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't seem to have anything you'd call typical in my life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am determined, at some point in my life, to teach at least one
cat rhythm. It's worth the scratches.
We started with waltzing and have progressed to a sort of
Pretty soon, though, it's going to be the best cat-dance party
you've ever seen!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'd appreciate that if you message me that you live in or close to
Long Beach, CA. Seriously, traffic is ridiculous and its not worth
Also, that you are very sure that you are READY to begin a new
relationship. You'd have to be done with immature mind games. Such
as, if you actually listen to your friends tell you to "make hime
chase you" or "Don't call him for at least three days", I'm going
to assume that you're still mentally in high school or working on
Sorry, but I am NOT into BBW's or insecure women who are afraid of
their own bodies. The most attractive women are the one's who are
confident, know what they want, and don't hesitate when they have
it right in front of them.
No offense, please, this is just a preference. Fake boobs and arm
tattoos turn me off and I'm not attracted to women who's shoulders
are broader than their hips.
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