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being_chagall

40 Long Beach, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–51
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an Irish-Bostonian. I have a funny accent. Everyone makes fun of me.

I don't seem as eccentric as I am when you meet me. I dress very nice and I'm uncommonly polite. Unfortunately, this attracts very boring and conservative women. My life is dynamic and unconventional to say the least. I am absolutely not a mainstream guy.

My previous relationships were very deep and incredibly fun. I don't consider things like bungee jumping or skydiving adventurous. I'd rather get that same feeling of skydiving everyday when I talk to my lover. I am trying to find that again.
I'm looking for someone who has a strong balance of being adventurous and loyal. Physical affection is just as important as communication. I see absolutely no point in having a relationship with out a balance of both.

I'm an artist and a writer, although not professionally at the moment.

I'm not interested in sports.
I'm not materialistic.
I'm not superficial at all.

Would you believe that I don't have any irrational emotional issues?

I really, really, really, really do not care how often you work out.

I Love science, art, history, engineering, literature, nature, philosophy, ancient and modern cultures and religions. All because I am fascinated; not because I sound smart when I talk about it. Life is pretty beautiful when you're fascinated.

I do not smoke pot.

I definitely miss romance, cuddling, cooking together, and never realizing the time.

I should probably mention that my son is already grown up and out on his own. I raised him by myself. No child support, no grandparent to help, just me.
I do not want to have any more children.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I left a type of communications engineering career that I was very unhappy in a few years ago. I went back to school for visual art and literature. Hoping to publish some things soon.
I work on art projects and I write stories and essays.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
One time, while eating a banana on the way to my car, I threw away my car keys and tried to open my car door with a banana peel.

Well, maybe more than one time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Straight guys seem to find me intimidating.

Gay men and older women tell me I'm hot.

I have a young and innocent face and I am also extremely polite, which seems to attract very boring and conservative women
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Confession: When I listen to Sade or Patricia Kass sing, I pretend they're singing to me.

I dont watch network tv or listen to the radio. It's been a long time since I have.

My Netflix account is full of nature and science documentaries as well as ridiculous comedy.

I have collected a whole art and history library at home. Man, I have seriously raped and pillaged so many used book stores.

I love obscure music. I really never listen to pop. The Velvet Underground, David Bowie, Yann Tiersen, Tindersticks, New Pornogrphers and Stereo Lab. I have a massive collection of music from all over the world.
I listen to quite a bit of classical music and I love plays.
I think I have a minor obsession with Beethoven
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Can't it be six things I would love to do without?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that are far outside the box.

Wow! You guys sure do love those inspirational quotes! I have one that I live by too.

"If you go home with someone and they don't own any books, don't have sex with them" ~ John Waters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't seem to have anything you'd call typical in my life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am determined, at some point in my life, to teach at least one cat rhythm. It's worth the scratches.
We started with waltzing and have progressed to a sort of merengue.
Pretty soon, though, it's going to be the best cat-dance party you've ever seen!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'd appreciate that if you message me that you live in or close to Long Beach, CA. Seriously, traffic is ridiculous and its not worth it.
Also, that you are very sure that you are READY to begin a new relationship. You'd have to be done with immature mind games. Such as, if you actually listen to your friends tell you to "make hime chase you" or "Don't call him for at least three days", I'm going to assume that you're still mentally in high school or working on your GED.

Sorry, but I am NOT into BBW's or insecure women who are afraid of their own bodies. The most attractive women are the one's who are confident, know what they want, and don't hesitate when they have it right in front of them.

No offense, please, this is just a preference. Fake boobs and arm tattoos turn me off and I'm not attracted to women who's shoulders are broader than their hips.

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