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being_chagall

40 Long Beach, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–51
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello Ladies! Just so we don't waste each other's time: Before you read any further, I do not want to have any more children. Mine is grown up and living in his own. I am not starting over. I am only looking for someone who wants to start a real healthy and incredibly fun relationship. I am not interested in anything casual or shallow. I am completely drama free. No offense, please. I am not attracted to women with plastic surgery, arm tattoos, or the BBW body type. I am NOT 420 friendly. Also, I can't deal with overly religious people. I am not religious at all.
I'm laughing because I think I just cancelled 98% of everyone on here. Well, if you're still interested, please keep reading.

A quick view of me. My family is Irish, but I grew up in Boston. Everyone makes fun of my accent. Apparently, I sound Australian. I have a crazy sense of humor and I am very intelligent. I DO NOT care about sports or pop culture at all. Don't watch TV, but I love Netflix. I make ok money, but I am NOT materialistic or shallow in any way. I am an artist and writer. I don't get paid for it at the moment. I get paid to help people financially and then I go home and do art. I LOVE art and literature. I go to museums very often and I love to find adventure all around me. I'm very, very, very affectionate. Additionally, I am very kind-hearted and giving. Naturally, I would like you to be similar.
I am very spiritual too, but it's probably completely different than you would guess.

I have a crazy sense of humor. Please refer to Monty Python.

I am not interested in sports at all. I have nothing against them, but I find them to be very boring.

Things that really turn me on: Confidence! Being humble, kind-hearted, giving, affectionate, intelligent, adventurous, accountable, and Loyal!
Believe me, I will melt for you. I LOVE when people are honest and upfront about flaws or misfortunes. We all have them. So much better than having it fall all over you from a closet in skeletal form.

Things that turn me off: (Please don't take offense) Married or involved, BBW, vengeful, angry, mean, shallow, materialistic, overly insecure about your body, flakes, and liars!

I would much, much rather you tell me about the books you're reading or something interesting than how often you work out or how many tattoos you have. Why is that the first thing women write about themselves?

You don't need to be as quirky or nerdy as I am, but I would like to meet someone that really appreciates that about me.

Please be in or close to LONG BEACH, CA. Seriously, traffic is HORRIBLE and not worth it. No, really, its not worth it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I left a type of communications engineering career that I was very unhappy in a few years ago. As much as I want to be a scientist, I am definitely an artist. So, I went back to school for visual art and literature. Hoping to publish some things soon.
I work on art projects and I write stories and essays. In the meantime, I have a lovely and busy desk job in Orange County.

My life is very dynamic! I am quite active in my community and I love attending so many different kinds of workshops. I live next to the beach, so I am often on it exercising or riding my bike. I LOVE dancing and end up forgetting about the time. I hike a lot, but it's more about being in nature than exercise. Then, I love just relaxing with my cat on my balcony looking at the waves with a cocktail or five.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
One time, while eating a banana on the way to my car, I threw away my car keys and tried to open my car door with a banana peel.
Well, maybe more than one time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Straight guys seem to find me intimidating.
Gay men and older women tell me I'm hot.
I have a young and innocent face and I am also extremely polite, which seems to attract very boring and conservative women
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Confession: When I listen to Sade or Patricia Kass sing, I pretend they're singing to me.

I dont watch network tv or listen to the radio. It's been a long time since I have.

My Netflix account is full of nature and science documentaries as well as ridiculous comedy.

I have collected a whole art and history library at home. Man, I have seriously raped and pillaged so many used book stores.

I love obscure music. I really never listen to pop. The Velvet Underground, David Bowie, Yann Tiersen, Tindersticks, New Pornogrphers and Stereo Lab. I have a massive collection of music from all over the world.
I listen to quite a bit of classical music and I love plays.
I think I have a minor obsession with Beethoven
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Can't it be six things I would love to do without?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that are far outside the box.

Wow! You guys sure do love those inspirational quotes! I have one that I live by too:

"If you go home with someone and they don't own any books, don't have sex with them"
~ John Waters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't seem to have anything you'd call typical in my life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am determined, at some point in my life, to teach at least one cat rhythm. It's worth the scratches.
We started with waltzing and have progressed to a sort of merengue.
Pretty soon, though, it's going to be the best cat-dance party you've ever seen!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I guess that you appreciate someone who is very out of the ordinary.
Physical chemistry is very important to me. I am here to MEET someone, not chat online for 4 years. If your schedule is too crazy, please stop trying to date people. So, you should message me if you want to spend lots of time together.

The most attractive women are the one's who are confident, know what they want, and don't hesitate when they have it right in front of them.

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