I'm laughing because I think I just cancelled 98% of everyone on here. Well, if you're still interested, please keep reading.
A quick view of me. My family is Irish, but I grew up in Boston. Everyone makes fun of my accent. Apparently, I sound Australian. I have a crazy sense of humor and I am very intelligent. I DO NOT care about sports or pop culture at all. Don't watch TV, but I love Netflix. I make ok money, but I am NOT materialistic or shallow in any way. I am an artist and writer. I don't get paid for it at the moment. I get paid to help people financially and then I go home and do art. I LOVE art and literature. I go to museums very often and I love to find adventure all around me. I'm very, very, very affectionate. Additionally, I am very kind-hearted and giving. Naturally, I would like you to be similar.
I am very spiritual too, but it's probably completely different than you would guess.
I have a crazy sense of humor. Please refer to Monty Python.
I am not interested in sports at all. I have nothing against them, but I find them to be very boring.
Things that really turn me on: Confidence! Being humble, kind-hearted, giving, affectionate, intelligent, adventurous, accountable, and Loyal!
Believe me, I will melt for you. I LOVE when people are honest and upfront about flaws or misfortunes. We all have them. So much better than having it fall all over you from a closet in skeletal form.
Things that turn me off: (Please don't take offense) Married or involved, BBW, vengeful, angry, mean, shallow, materialistic, overly insecure about your body, flakes, and liars!
I would much, much rather you tell me about the books you're reading or something interesting than how often you work out or how many tattoos you have. Why is that the first thing women write about themselves?
You don't need to be as quirky or nerdy as I am, but I would like to meet someone that really appreciates that about me.
Please be in or close to LONG BEACH, CA. Seriously, traffic is HORRIBLE and not worth it. No, really, its not worth it.