I am an Irish-Bostonian. I have a funny accent. Everyone makes fun of it. You will be probably tempted to as well.
Someone recently told me that I'm both refined and rugged. Very intelligent, talented, multi-faceted and complex, but never boring. Apparently, I'm pretty nerdy, according to some.
My previous relationships have all been wonderful, long term and amazing. We have all pretty much parted as friends. I love romance. I'm Very affectionate. I insist on keeping my relationship full of love, creative, passionate, sensual, fun and continually evolving. Pretty cool, huh?
I do not do well with high-maintenance women. High-maintenance women are stinky. Selfish, self-serving, mean, shallow women are the most unattractive to me. I never hold grudges or try to get back at people. I just don't get that thought process. Although, one time I told my boss that her mother eats hay. Then I quit that job. I told human resources I was sorry.
Materialism does not equal ambition or success. I am not materialistic. The things in my life, I love. I'm surrounded by love and beauty. I love my old purple Nissan. I have an amazing place by the beach with every wall covered in art. Where I come from, people wear nice clothes to show you that they have respect for you, not to show off.
So, it's important to know that I'm definitely not a typical "guy" and probably not a typical anything. I'm not feminine or metro, but I'm just not into sports or cars. I have nothing against sports. They're fine. I just don't really care either way.
I will say that I cannot spend more than 30 seconds around a guy who is talking about sports. I would seriously rather puncture myself. They always assume that because I'm a guy, that I'll actually know what the hell sport they're talking about or team, whatever. So, I start talking about dinosaurs.
So far, only one out of every 30 men are interested that pteranodons and pterodactyls were not birds even though they could fly.
Would you believe I don't have any irrational, emotional issues?
I want lots of romance, but I don't want a fairy tale romance. Are you sure you want a prince to carry you away? Have you ever met a prince? I have. I met four princes of Saudi Arabia. Four of the most uninteresting, smelly, over-weight, walking sausages. By all means, have them carry you away.
Although, I don't get paid for it at the moment, I am an artist and a writer. No, I really am. I don't just go to bars and talk about it. I am hoping to publish this year. I do have a very creative job, but an odd schedule.
I raised my son by myself with zero support. No spouse, no child support, no grandparents to help me. He's 17 and in college now.
Lately, women in my age range either only want me to have children with them or help raise their children. I actually would like to be with someone who is interested in me and not what I can give them.
I love exotic women! I guess, it's that "opposites attract" thing. I love Latin, Asian, Black, mixed races and white women with European features. Physically, I LOVE the hour glass figure!!! Curves are so attractive. And don't get mad, but, I like big butts. Yes, Sir Mixalot needs a big high five from me. Thank you, Sir Mixalot. You are both friendly and helpful. Oh, and also, I love natural beauty. You don't need to wear make up around me. Just be you.
Now, this does not mean that I am attracted to fat or obese women. I am sorry, please take no offense; just not my thing. So, please, please, please, please, don't be deceptive with your photos.