Full-time philosophy & Spanish student. However I did work for five, long, miserable years as a phlebotomist in order to be doing what I am doing now.
I love food. I have a dark sense of humor. And I won't dumb myself down for you. Ever.
I have opinions. I smoke cigarettes. I like my body the way it is. I will call you out on your bullshit as I would hope you would do the same for me. I swear. A lot. I can be "intense." I have emotions. I have a past. I am a human being. If these things bother you, please don't pursue a relationship with me.
I am sometimes a jerk. And kind of a huge nerd.
(This is a joke.)
Thomas Hardy, Kurt Vonnegut, Bukowski, etc.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Melancholia, The Fall, Harold and Maude, Young Adult, Groundhog Day.
Doctor Who, Mad Men, Game of Thrones.
Mewithoutyou, The National, The Paper Chase.
you are not going to bore the shit out of me and you do not think i am a "bitch" for having said that,
you think bowties are cool,
you do not have kids,
you do not think your ex is "crazy,"
or if you want to, because whatever you know, it's your fucking life.