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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:45pm
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Single, white, beard, and sometimes glasses. If this site was Guess Who, the whole board would still be up.

No one is actually good at describing their personality, so I'll keep this vague. I value intelligence, thoughtfulness, and good humor.

You want to know more, ask.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work-wise: Consulting. It sounds boring, but I make my own schedule and it gives me variety.

Life-wise: Continuing to pursue my passions as time permits. I've also got a great group of friends that keep me entertained. In my love life, I'm trying to find the right person to cause trouble with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Retaining useless information
Playing Music
Looking Busy
Arguing the existence of Aliens
Ordering food (this is a serious skill, and some people suck at it)
Growing Beards
Pretending I'm Don Draper
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair. For some reason old women in particular love it and feel the need to stop me in public to tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I love to read. I've been on a classics kick recently which involves lots of Vonnegut, Salinger, and Orwell. I also like some nice chaotic writing like Kafka or Hunter S. Thompson. I use to read a lot of historical non-fiction like "The People's History" by Zinn or "The Craft of Intelligence" by Dulles, it helps me stave my political obsession.

Movies: Whatever really. I love a good comedy. If I don't like a movie, I have no problem falling asleep to it. I love anything Tarantino or Wes Anderson.

Shows: Arrested Development, Strangers With Candy, The Office, Mad Men, Peep Show, Breaking Bad, Archer, Parks and Rec, Futurama, South Park, Seinfeld, Game of Thrones, house of cards.

Music: Older rock (Beatles, Stones, Queen, Chicago, etc), Classical, some modern stuff (Wilco, Cake, Sublime...) Some randomness as well (Bela Fleck, Rodrigo y Gabriella, Electric Light Orchestra, Yonder Mountain String Band) The Flaming Lips.

Food: Food is my passion and I'll literally try any food once. I'm the type of person that truly values the experience of a great meal. Because of this, I spend most of my time and money exploring the amazing food this fine city has to offer.

I'm an NPR junkie. I hardly listen to music in my car anymore and my friends hate me for it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A musical instrument
animal companionship
at least one lazy weekend a month
Good scotch
non-conventional people in my life
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How ridiculous the world is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on how I'm feeling. I like hitting the bars with friends, but I'm not opposed to hanging out with a close group, drinking and talking.

I do love a low key friday night too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been having a recurring dream about the same woman for over a decade. She's completely fictional (I think), but if you've been having a recurring dream about a guy that looks like me we should probably talk.
You should message me if
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You've made it this far. Why would you read this much?