Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Single, white, beard, and sometimes glasses. If this site was Guess
Who, the whole board would still be up.
No one is actually good at describing their personality, so I'll
keep this vague. I value intelligence, thoughtfulness, and good
You want to know more, ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work-wise: Consulting. It sounds boring, but I make my own schedule
and it gives me variety.
Life-wise: Continuing to pursue my passions as time permits. I've
also got a great group of friends that keep me entertained. In my
love life, I'm trying to find the right person to cause trouble
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Retaining useless information
Arguing the existence of Aliens
Ordering food (this is a serious skill, and some people suck at
Pretending I'm Don Draper
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair. For some reason old women in particular love it and feel
the need to stop me in public to tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I love to read. I've been on a classics kick recently which
involves lots of Vonnegut, Salinger, and Orwell. I also like some
nice chaotic writing like Kafka or Hunter S. Thompson. I use to
read a lot of historical non-fiction like "The People's History" by
Zinn or "The Craft of Intelligence" by Dulles, it helps me stave my
Movies: Whatever really. I love a good comedy. If I don't like a
movie, I have no problem falling asleep to it. I love anything
Tarantino or Wes Anderson.
Shows: Arrested Development, Strangers With Candy, The Office, Mad
Men, Peep Show, Breaking Bad, Archer, Parks and Rec, Futurama,
South Park, Seinfeld, Game of Thrones, house of cards.
Music: Older rock (Beatles, Stones, Queen, Chicago, etc),
Classical, some modern stuff (Wilco, Cake, Sublime...) Some
randomness as well (Bela Fleck, Rodrigo y Gabriella, Electric Light
Orchestra, Yonder Mountain String Band) The Flaming Lips.
Food: Food is my passion and I'll literally try any food once. I'm
the type of person that truly values the experience of a great
meal. Because of this, I spend most of my time and money exploring
the amazing food this fine city has to offer.
I'm an NPR junkie. I hardly listen to music in my car anymore and
my friends hate me for it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A musical instrument
at least one lazy weekend a month
non-conventional people in my life
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How ridiculous the world is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on how I'm feeling. I like hitting the bars with friends,
but I'm not opposed to hanging out with a close group, drinking and
I do love a low key friday night too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been having a recurring dream about the same woman for over a
decade. She's completely fictional (I think), but if you've been
having a recurring dream about a guy that looks like me we should
You should message me if
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