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41 Middlesbrough, UK Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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Last online
Today – 7:42am
6' 2" (1.88m)
Atheism and laughing about it
Two-year college
Has kid(s)
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hello there everyone.
about me erm....... I am quite mad, very mad, I am(put a pair of y-fronts on your head and stick two pencils up your nose)mad. My other redeeming qualities erm.........i am sarcastic, honestly.
Anything else, oh yes I have a great sense of humour, I must do because i live in middlesbrough. Erm...... I can cook. erm.... oh yes if you ever purchase mineral water from sainsbury`s and there is a tap symbol on the side, be very suspicious. Personality wise i am a shy, loving, honest, descent person. erm........that`s it really.

I am an alien, mad, and curious.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
1. Taking care of my daughter.
2. Trying to figure out if a mushy pea could destroy a planet!
3. Sat here typing into this window.
4. Tyrnig to dcepiher tihs setnecne.
5. Trying to blow my eyeballs out of their sockets by sneezing with my eyes open.
6. Not believing in atheism.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Being myself
2. Being honest
3. Being human(hope you don't notice the third eye)
4. I am also good at listening, although if you want me to respond then you have to kick me.
There is certain other things I think I am good at but you need to get to know me better before you will become acquainted with them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is my face!
I must of fell out of the ugly tree and hit a few ugly branches on the way down.
you can probably tell I don't have an high opinion of myself. in fact I would go even as far to say I like to avoid an opinion of myself when it comes to my looks. There is hope though because women do say they go for personality rather than looks. erm......... I`m buggered.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like fantasy so I read playboy.... only joking. I am currently reading terry goodkinds sword of truth series which in my opinion is rather good. I have read the sword of shannara series and to no surprise going by my user name the belgriad, the malloreon and their accompanying books polgara the sorceress, and belgarath the sorcerer as well as erm sorry did`nt want to make you fall asleep.

Movies that I like? shawshank redemption(most underrated movie ever), matrix trilogy, lord of the rings trilogy, eqilibrium, the list just goes on and on and on and on and on.

Music? I like almost all kinds of music but I prefer trance or dance music as it`s kind of trippy.

I like English, italian, indian, american, but not chinese(I found a paw in my egg fried rice).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A brain
2. My computer
3. My love for red dwarf (it`s an alien thing)
4. My doomsday device(which I need AA type batteries for)
5. My desire to meet my exact opposite, a six tenticled two foot long mollusc named jim. He was last seen in tesco`s.
6. Oh yes did I mention my daughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where do we stand in order of importance as a species. Are we benevolent in this existence or is it our self awareness that drives us to believe we must be greater than a fly on a window, a grain of sand in a desert.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bathing on Pluto, nice place you know!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
erm......... I am errrr..... not human...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a good sense of humour and can tell me if a mushy pea could destroy a planet. I would be very grateful!