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My self-summary
I'm restless. I love old movies. And Rachel Maddow. And documentaries. And bourbon. And rumple shots. And The Young Turks. And imgur. And dark nail polish. And mascara.

Bill Hicks is basically my soul twin.

I'm a contradiction. I'm not quite ready to grow up and fall in line, but I fake it very well.

I've always questioned authority, and I wanted to be a writer when I was a little girl. I like to think that's why I'm not a fan of cops and I prefer cheap bourbon...
What I’m doing with my life
I help secure federal funding for foster children, which pretty much boils down to me finding other people's mistakes in time to fix them. So, yeah, I have a shit load of spreadsheets.
I’m really good at
Getting lost

Doing my makeup/changing clothes while driving - this comes in handy more often than it should

Forgetting names. Even 5 minutes after you tell me.

Remembering song lyrics. Any genre, any decade... good songs, shitty songs, doesn't matter... if I've heard it more than 4-5 times, then my brain has, for whatever reason, decided that it is VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION that should be remembered forever - at the expense of people's names, apparently :/

Picking out the perfect present

Basketball (yes, really)
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyelashes (people always think they're fake) and my VERY Southern accent
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - The Motorcycle Diaries, Motherless Brooklyn, This is Where I Leave You, The God Delusion, shopgirl... anything by Raymond Chandler or Augusten Burroughs

Movies - A Prophet, Requiem for a Dream, Secretary, Notes on a Scandal, The Third Man, In Bruges, Goodfellas, Arsenic and Old Lace, Bridesmaids, North by Northwest, Dog Day Afternoon, Before Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight, Pulp Fiction, The Candidate

TV Shows - Bored to Death, The League, Party Down, Game of Thrones, Orphan Black, You're the Worst, Justified, Inside Amy Schumer, Last Week Tonight, Real Time, The Daily Show, Veep

Music - Hayes Carll, Sean Hayes, Ray Lamontagne, Bob Dylan, Wilco, Dwight Yoakam, Widespread Panic, Gov't Mule, Curtis Mayfield, Amy Winehouse, Ben Harper, Ray Wylie Hubbard, Adele, Drive-By Truckers, Kathleen Edwards, Alabama Shakes, Jonny Lang, Ryan Adams, Lucero, Bon Iver, Lucinda Williams, Grateful Dead, Johnny Cash, The Kills, Todd Snider, Justin Townes Earle, Patty Griffin, The National, Joe Pug, Black Keys, Lumineers, Jason Isbell, Jackie Greene, Warren Haynes... pretty much anything recorded in Muscle Shoals and anything with Jack White - my crush since high school

love hummus and fresh vegetables. and homemade salsa.
HATE mayonnaise
The six things I could never do without

Sharpie pens

Dive bars

Stiletto heels


Satirical news shows
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to drag a kicking and screaming Mississippi into the 21st century.......... just kidding, that's impossible.
On a typical Friday night I am
Running late, most likely.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm deathly afraid of squirrels. And those little birds that are always hopping around your car in parking lots.

...I'm also pretty fucking terrified of the 2016 GOP presidential candidates
(Update: Every time I see Ted Cruz on TV interacting with another human being, I have this overwhelming urge to yell "Run!" at my screen. Because god that man is just sooo creepy.)
You should message me if
You've ever heard "Conversation With the Devil"
Bet you haven't ;)