I actually live in Santa Rosa, but heard a rumor that I might be able to find people a little closer to home by saying otherwise.
I don't like writing about myself, so I'm just going to ramble for a moment. I used to climb rocks in Humboldt County. I am allergic to bird, seriously. I once had a mohawk that was over a foot tall. I have played bass in a touring band. When I was a kid, I wanted to grow up to be Spiderman. I went to Burning Man once. I used to think pounding a pint of whiskey, and jumping into mosh pits was the cat's pajamas. I have written two children's books. I love shooting firearms by moonlight. I hate it when people take themselves too seriously. I am still mad about my Nintendo 64 being stolen many years ago. I am right-footed and left-handed. I have an uncanny ability to look people straight in the eyes and not hear a word they say. I am also really bad at remembering names and sometimes faces, but, I can remember every state capital of the U.S. and have been able to since I was twelve. I accidentally lived in a crack house for two months. I purposely lived in a teepee for three months. One time I cut myself with a butter knife. My dog can be a real ***hole sometimes, but he's usually a sweetheart. I have been on a reality TV show, and won. All of my favorite books are written by 19th century American authors. I am starting my own business. My biggest pet peeve, is the term “pet peeve.” I am notorious for overusing commas. I love old black and white movies. Lake Tahoe is my happy place. There are few things better in this world than a good porter and soup on a rainy day. One of my life goals is to live in a treehouse.
Then I noticed there are a bunch of other questions. I'll keep the rest short and to the point