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38 Valparaiso, IN Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:25pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Full figured
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Ok - Here's the deal. I am not the most beautiful woman in the world, but I'm pretty. My body isn't the best, but I've seen worse. But here is what's great about me - I will make you laugh. I guarantee it. I'm damn funny... sure most of the time it's unintentional, but you'll be laughing. Really though - I'm smart, about 27% over well-read (that's a very scientific number), I know lots of random knowledge because my mind holds things that I don't need for years..

I am a compassionate woman. I feel as though the problem with the world is that we have no empathy for our fellow human beings.

I LOVE to laugh. A sense of humor is always a plus for me. I love men that can make me laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently trying to figure out what the second half of my life is going to be like.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lots of things: thinking, reading, laughing, talking, hugging...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes - they are light green... also I'm really loud. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I could never list all of my favorite books, but I'll list some favorite authors: Christopher Moore, Neil Gaiman, Robin McKinley, Terry Pratchett, Holly Black, A. Lee Martinez, Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King, Peter Straub, J.K. Rowling, Jane Austin, Shakespeare, David Sedaris,Jim Butcher and many many many others. Like I said above - I'm 27% over well-read.

Movies: Amelie (my favorite movie of all time),All the Marvel movies,Rushmore, The Royal Tannenbaums, Clue, Bride and Prejudice, Pride and Prejudice, X-Men, Star Wars (the original),Princess Bride, The Neverending Story, Serenity, Nightmare Before Christmas, Lost In Translation(there are more of course, but I can't think at the moment)

Music:Fleet Foxes,Arcade Fire,VAST,Kaiser Chiefs,Snow Patrol, Rumble Strips, The Wombats, Turin Brakes, Carbon Leaf, Dead Can Dance,The Smiths, Cocteau Twins, Medieval Babes, The Cure, Vivaldi, The Clash,Flogging Molly, Joy Division, Modern English, REM, U2 and so on and so forth...

Instead of food - TV: DOCTOR WHO,Community,Firefly, Arrow, Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and all kinds of really awful tv. I don't have cable - I have a ROKU player. I'm always watching something... interesting.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My family 2) My friends 3) My bed 4) My sense of humor 5) My glasses (I'm blind as a bat) 6) My books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The answer to life, the universe and everything (42)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling out at home or at one of my many friends houses.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I overuse the ellipsis when I write as evidenced by this entire little profile thingy...
You should message me if
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You are breathing... or not... um, I don't discriminate against the undead... or. the. dead... um, yeah. Also if you would like to meet someone who is funny, smart, a great conversationalist, full of random book knowledge, as well as music knowledge, a dork, and not horrid to look at... message me.