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22 Hallandale, FL Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Hispanic / Latin
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Christianity but it’s not important
Two-year college
Wants kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Sasha. Rummikub champ.
Recently left NY, my home state for sunnier days in Florida.
Here to make some new friends.
I truly believe I'd be the CashCab Queen.
Instagram: bellosas

If you like terrible dad jokes, I'm your girl.

I should probably warn you-I smell bullshit a mile away. I want you to, as well.

My last desk pop...? -September 08

And yes! I need a tour guide for wherever my scooter desires.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Coaching little league, working with kids. Waitressing for the hell of it and working towards teaching abroad. Schooling young kids at four square, monopoly and mancala.
Looking for new yogging paths. Retailing your favorite home furnishings.

Recently started yoga and really loving it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Swimming, tennis, making people laugh, observing, making new lyrics to a song, making the perfect LIT, cooking, working with kiddies. Jammin' out in the car and progressively getting better at my trick shots on the pool table. Making fun of myself. Calling you out on your bs. Calling myself out on my bs.
And.... putting my gas to the exact even dollar amount.

Oh and Monopoly! I LOVE Monopoly!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My humor and that I resemble Kelly Kapoor from the office, only not Indian.

I've been told I'm too damn smart for my own damn good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors: Bukowski, Kerouac, Orwell, Palahnuik, Kafka, Murakami, Huxley. Infinite Jest, 100 Years of Solitude, Scar Tissue.

Shows: Arrested Development, OZ, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Weeds, The Wire, Californication, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Seinfeld, Madmen, Six Feet Under, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League.

Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Star Wars, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Requiem For a Dream, The Illusionist, The Warriors, Clockwork Orange, independent films, documentaries, foreign films,anything Marvel, anything Quentin Tarantino, Woody Allen, and Hitchcock.

As for music. Anything and everything. My favorite would have to be Indie, folk, and rock. Anything old school. Sade, Pink Floyd, Nas, Eric Clapton, Local Natives, ColdPlay.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Witty banter
-Switch blade
-Paper, pen, sketch pad
-Water, Wine, Jameson
-Yoga mat

And above all, a mean cup of coffee with the daily paper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future. Daydreaming of being a doctor.
Designing my dream kitchen. Places I'd like to live. Fast speed chases.

Why every guy on OKC is a 'God' at corn hole...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Being a pool hall junkie. Working on my sketching.
Scooting South Florida.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was a mathlete as a kid. No kidding. I have an odd crush on Larry David. AND... first song I ever taught myself on the sax was careless whisper. My jam.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd rather be fishing.
You want to play the game Risk with me.
You'd rather be shooting pool.
You don't mind losing to me in board games.
You need a new running partner or Marvel vs. Capcom opponent.
You have a giant dog that I can steal.
You find Dane Cook to be completely asinine.
You'd rather not come to the realization you can't meet real people in real life.
You enjoy your coffee or tea scolding.
You enjoy spending a day at the laundromat, people watching...or actually doing laundry.
You won't waste my time. I sure as shit won't waste yours or my own.
Books or drama series take over your evenings.
You crave someone who will give you substance. and...vice versa
Suggestions for a good read!?
I NEED a good Cranium partner...I'm tired of always holding my team.
OR...You enjoyed reading my novel.