Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If I perved your profile it's because:
1) You're cute/smart/witty or have the potential for the
2) We match about 80%. revision: We match at least 80% on more than
the do you think mean people suck questions.
A) Take a peek at some of my questions, after answering them if we
still are near 80%...... SAY HELLO. I hid your profile after I
noticed that we didn't have more than a few questions in common.
*on your phone click go to the desktop site. Then click to see the
questions. At the top you can set the filter to only see the
questions I care about. That's the first thing I did when I perved
B) If we match 50% with a small enemy percentage I will ask for
3) STUPID OK CUPID pimped you out... saying "hey you might like
drum roll.. this girl!!". Sadly when I checked you out you
SPECIFICALLY said no guys over 29 or similar.
OK CUPID can be such a tease. If I looked at your profile and
didn't send a message its because you said "ewwwwe" or something
like that.... OR its because you said you want casual sex. (I KNOW
right....but believe me there are plenty of guys who will take you
up on that offer)
INCLOSING .... here is my code of conduct for dating.
1... If you're not into me I don't chase you.
2... I will ask you out. If you don't want me, say NO
3... If you say no, I think you are great just not for me.
4... There will be no doubt not a sliver shred or intonation
a shadow of a doubt that I like you. It's my job to pursue yours to
choose. I will call back twice unless you say NO, after that, if
you haven't answered I will move on.
5... I'm a fan of your gender so relax. If you're not having fun
I'm doing something wrong. (OR you didn't believe rule one)
6... If I'm no longer into you I will let you know up front.
7... If you rock my world I'm going to quit getting other
estimates. Relax... rule one still applies.
I am Michael I approve this message.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, hanging out with my friends and looking for you. Where the
hell are you.
I am back to 80% after an accident. I gained some major weight
during that time. I was at 19 percent body fat and now it's so high
I can't be ground up as hamburger . Just a FYI I'm working on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I know myself, what I want and who I fit with. In looking for a
profile pic I realized that I take pictures of places I've been and
people I've met, not of myself. I am going to get a few glamorous
head super exciting activity shots soon. Until then I'm going
counter culture. .. This is me taking a nap. October 1st ish 2014.
I did brush my teeth earlier but I was tired and it's Saturday.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm saying hi to them. I'm sorta outgoing like that...wink.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I wish I had a list of biographical marvels etc... my good reads
skews heavily towards Sci fi, fantasy, alternate history, sales and
business books. I do have a sprinkling of books like the alchemist
etc. Usually read with a partner.
Another thing I like about women--you tend to be very self
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The one thing I can't do without is a partner who I can share my
Someone who loves to learn, to read, and is more than a tad bit
You should be excited about something, be smarter than me in at
least a few areas, (in a willing to help me see more things vs
you're a dip shit Michael kinda way)
You should enjoy the bond between A Dom and a submissive, the trust
and the joy when it works for both of us. I have tried to make
nilla work and it doesn't. (For me..good point you made
I also need you to help keep me organized. I want to feel like we
are on a team and are working our plan to kick ass. (By organized I
mean focused )
Frankly the rest of the things in the world can fade away, I will
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why ok cupid pimps out cute girls who only match on 4
How It's odd that after I read a profile and decide that we don't
match ok cupid totally bags on you. Well she was NOT a winner here
look at these girls instead.
I look at it as more hey, cute girl doesn't fit... you should talk
with ok cupid because she is a bit of a negative nanci.
p.s she totally talks crap about you behind your back.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something really geeky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im conservative on some issues and then super kinky on sexual
Hence my quest to find you. Smart, attractive, strong, quirky,
intelligent, kinky, open minded, self confident and geeky
You're probably more into sports than I am.
AND FINALLY. ...to answer the question. Sometimes I set my matches
to enemy and look at my ok cupid nemesis. Then I send them a
message pledging to thwart their quest for world domination.
That's all just a surreal note...and then I hide them and move on.
It makes me laugh. I enjoy the absurdity of life.
You should message me if
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I'm looking for a girl who wants the white picket fence and a
dungeon in the basement. I DON'T want to be the house that
celebrates Halloween 12 months out of the year.
You're interested in BDSM and you are looking for more than a
You would love to play a Mord Sith to my Lord Ral.
You're strong, kinky, smart, and know yourself.
I perved your profile and after reading my answers you decide that
you get my way of looking at the world.
You are done with silly dead end relationships and want to build
something. It may not be with me but at least our goal matches.
Best of luck.
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