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47 Orange, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:12pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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If I perved your profile it's because:

1) You're cute/smart/witty or have the potential for the trifecta

2) We match about 80%. revision: We match at least 80% on more than the do you think mean people suck questions.

A) Take a peek at some of my questions, after answering them if we still are near 80%...... SAY HELLO. I hid your profile after I noticed that we didn't have more than a few questions in common. *on your phone click go to the desktop site. Then click to see the questions. At the top you can set the filter to only see the questions I care about. That's the first thing I did when I perved you...wink
B) If we match 50% with a small enemy percentage I will ask for more info.

3) STUPID OK CUPID pimped you out... saying "hey you might like drum roll.. this girl!!". Sadly when I checked you out you SPECIFICALLY said no guys over 29 or similar.

OK CUPID can be such a tease. If I looked at your profile and didn't send a message its because you said "ewwwwe" or something like that.... OR its because you said you want casual sex. (I KNOW right....but believe me there are plenty of guys who will take you up on that offer)

INCLOSING .... here is my code of conduct for dating.

1... If you're not into me I don't chase you.
2... I will ask you out. If you don't want me, say NO
3... If you say no, I think you are great just not for me.
4... There will be no doubt not a sliver shred or intonation of
a shadow of a doubt that I like you. It's my job to pursue yours to choose. I will call back twice unless you say NO, after that, if you haven't answered I will move on.
5... I'm a fan of your gender so relax. If you're not having fun I'm doing something wrong. (OR you didn't believe rule one)
6... If I'm no longer into you I will let you know up front.
7... If you rock my world I'm going to quit getting other estimates. Relax... rule one still applies.
I am Michael I approve this message.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, hanging out with my friends and looking for you. Where the hell are you.

I am back to 80% after an accident. I gained some major weight during that time. I was at 19 percent body fat and now it's so high I can't be ground up as hamburger . Just a FYI I'm working on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I know myself, what I want and who I fit with. In looking for a profile pic I realized that I take pictures of places I've been and people I've met, not of myself. I am going to get a few glamorous head super exciting activity shots soon. Until then I'm going counter culture. .. This is me taking a nap. October 1st ish 2014. I did brush my teeth earlier but I was tired and it's Saturday.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm saying hi to them. I'm sorta outgoing like that...wink.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I wish I had a list of biographical marvels etc... my good reads skews heavily towards Sci fi, fantasy, alternate history, sales and business books. I do have a sprinkling of books like the alchemist etc. Usually read with a partner.

Another thing I like about women--you tend to be very self improvement focused.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The one thing I can't do without is a partner who I can share my life with.

Someone who loves to learn, to read, and is more than a tad bit geeky.

You should be excited about something, be smarter than me in at least a few areas, (in a willing to help me see more things vs you're a dip shit Michael kinda way)

You should enjoy the bond between A Dom and a submissive, the trust and the joy when it works for both of us. I have tried to make nilla work and it doesn't. (For me..good point you made there)

I also need you to help keep me organized. I want to feel like we are on a team and are working our plan to kick ass. (By organized I mean focused )

Frankly the rest of the things in the world can fade away, I will find you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why ok cupid pimps out cute girls who only match on 4 questions.

How It's odd that after I read a profile and decide that we don't match ok cupid totally bags on you. Well she was NOT a winner here look at these girls instead.

I look at it as more hey, cute girl doesn't fit... you should talk with ok cupid because she is a bit of a negative nanci.

p.s she totally talks crap about you behind your back.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something really geeky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im conservative on some issues and then super kinky on sexual issues.

Hence my quest to find you. Smart, attractive, strong, quirky, intelligent, kinky, open minded, self confident and geeky you.

Quit hiding.

You're probably more into sports than I am.

AND FINALLY. answer the question. Sometimes I set my matches to enemy and look at my ok cupid nemesis. Then I send them a message pledging to thwart their quest for world domination.

That's all just a surreal note...and then I hide them and move on. It makes me laugh. I enjoy the absurdity of life.
You should message me if
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I'm looking for a girl who wants the white picket fence and a dungeon in the basement. I DON'T want to be the house that celebrates Halloween 12 months out of the year.

You're interested in BDSM and you are looking for more than a casual relationship.

You would love to play a Mord Sith to my Lord Ral.

You're strong, kinky, smart, and know yourself.

I perved your profile and after reading my answers you decide that you get my way of looking at the world.

You are done with silly dead end relationships and want to build something. It may not be with me but at least our goal matches. Best of luck.


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