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28 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Strong arms that can rescue you from a fire or hold you at night and start one.

Enough cheese. I recently moved to Seattle. Any adventurers who are figuratively 'in the same boat' inquire below. Natives welcome. It comes down to a few things that I will try to map out mathematically

Life with no pants > Life with pants
I <3 naps + hugs
What I’m doing with my life
I work, and then I don't work. Repeat. I like to think I am ok at my job, but I'm still learning. Luckily, I haven't killed anybody, so I like to consider that a win.

Right now? Probably somewhere working. Let's be pen pals.

I guess I am bad at dating, because the last couple of times I have gone out have been laughably horrible. While mentioning this, ladies who are rude(especially to people who serve your food) and think it is cute, need not apply. It isn't sarcasm, it's rude. These angels serve us our food and have to deal with everyone's shit, not just yours. /end rant
I’m really good at
-destroying your hopes and dreams in Mariokart 64,
-not drowning,
-non-speaking roles in motion pictures,
-singing 'Sister Christian' in the shower,
-losing socks in the dryer,
-jogging in slow motion,
-cuddling in slow motion,
-Eating grilled cheese,
-getting to the top of the stairs and forgetting why I went up the stairs,
-kicking you while you are down when playing monopoly
-getting to the bottom of the stairs and remembering why I went up them,
-navigating hot air balloons,
-avoiding attacks by wild animals,
-avoiding attacks by domesticated animals,
-that awkward moment at the end of a first date when you aren't sure if the next move is a hug, a kiss, shaking hand, a fist bump, or a high five.
-saving kids that fall down wells,
-critiquing Gordon Ramsey's cooking, etc.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sure.

Taquitos. Whoever invented taquitos should be canonized, or knighted. Or both.

Tv shows, I don't own a tv, but the simpsons have a place in my heart.

I was watching House for a few weeks one time, then I was quickly coming to the conclusion that A) I had cancer, B) I was dying, or C) dying from cancer.

I'll watch it still, but only in moderation.

Quotes... I guess...
"The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...and see if she likes the goods" -Ron Burgundy

My guns belong in a show
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I typically do on a Friday night.
On a typical Friday night I am
I just got done thinking about this... Weird. Normally I'm drinking a beer in preparation for Saturday night. Perhaps I'm sitting at a bus stop people watching. Maybe out trying open Mic night at the local comedy club. Typically? I try to enjoy myself and enrich the lives of others, I don't keep track of what day it is. Date is more important in my line of work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have a mustache.

One time I rocked out to the radio in my car, and when I got lost, I asked for directions. Once.

I cut my sandwich into triangles.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You want a new friend.
-You have a wedding/family gathering to go to and need a date who is sociable, looks good in a suit, and can deal with intrusive family members politely.
-You have a team scrabble tournament coming up and want to win.
-If you are either witty, quirky, nerdy, active, smart, an individual, unique, not scared, or any combination of these. We should get along.
-You know a kid trapped in a well.