Enough cheese. I recently moved to Seattle. Any adventurers who are figuratively 'in the same boat' inquire below. Natives welcome. It comes down to a few things that I will try to map out mathematically
Life with no pants > Life with pants
I <3 naps + hugs
I can probably afford 2 late-80's Toyota Corollas for those gold diggers interested in my bank account. Still a stretch, but I've been known to work wonders like this before. ::new update!:: I did the math, only one.
That is all.