Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Strong arms that can rescue you from a fire or hold you at night
and start one.
Enough cheese. I recently moved to Seattle. Any adventurers who are
figuratively 'in the same boat' inquire below. Natives welcome. It
comes down to a few things that I will try to map out
Life with no pants > Life with pants
I <3 naps + hugs
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work, and then I don't work. Repeat. I like to think I am ok at
my job, but I'm still learning. Luckily, I haven't killed anybody,
so I like to consider that a win.
Right now? Probably somewhere working. Let's be pen pals.
I guess I am bad at dating, because the last couple of times I have
gone out have been laughably horrible. While mentioning this,
ladies who are rude(especially to people who serve your food) and
think it is cute, need not apply. It isn't sarcasm, it's rude.
These angels serve us our food and have to deal with everyone's
shit, not just yours. /end rant
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-destroying your hopes and dreams in Mariokart 64,
-non-speaking roles in motion pictures,
-singing 'Sister Christian' in the shower,
-losing socks in the dryer,
-jogging in slow motion,
-cuddling in slow motion,
-Eating grilled cheese,
-getting to the top of the stairs and forgetting why I went up the
-kicking you while you are down when playing monopoly
-getting to the bottom of the stairs and remembering why I went up
-navigating hot air balloons,
-avoiding attacks by wild animals,
-avoiding attacks by domesticated animals,
-that awkward moment at the end of a first date when you aren't
sure if the next move is a hug, a kiss, shaking hand, a fist bump,
or a high five.
-saving kids that fall down wells,
-critiquing Gordon Ramsey's cooking, etc.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Taquitos. Whoever invented taquitos should be canonized, or
knighted. Or both.
Tv shows, I don't own a tv, but the simpsons have a place in my
I was watching House for a few weeks one time, then I was quickly
coming to the conclusion that A) I had cancer, B) I was dying, or
C) dying from cancer.
I'll watch it still, but only in moderation.
Quotes... I guess...
"The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to
the gun show...and see if she likes the goods" -Ron Burgundy
My guns belong in a show
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I typically do on a Friday night.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I just got done thinking about this... Weird. Normally I'm drinking
a beer in preparation for Saturday night. Perhaps I'm sitting at a
bus stop people watching. Maybe out trying open Mic night at the
local comedy club. Typically? I try to enjoy myself and enrich the
lives of others, I don't keep track of what day it is. Date is more
important in my line of work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't have a mustache.
One time I rocked out to the radio in my car, and when I got lost,
I asked for directions. Once.
I cut my sandwich into triangles.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You want a new friend.
-You have a wedding/family gathering to go to and need a date who
is sociable, looks good in a suit, and can deal with intrusive
family members politely.
-You have a team scrabble tournament coming up and want to
-If you are either witty, quirky, nerdy, active, smart, an
individual, unique, not scared, or any combination of these. We
should get along.
-You know a kid trapped in a well.
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