Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-destroying your hopes and dreams in Mariokart 64,
-non-speaking roles in motion pictures,
-singing 'Sister Christian' in the shower,
-losing socks in the dryer,
-jogging in slow motion,
-cuddling in slow motion,
-Eating grilled cheese,
-getting to the top of the stairs and forgetting why I went up the
-kicking you while you are down when playing monopoly
-getting to the bottom of the stairs and remembering why I went up
-navigating hot air balloons,
-avoiding attacks by wild animals,
-avoiding attacks by domesticated animals,
-that awkward moment at the end of a first date when you aren't
sure if the next move is a hug, a kiss, shaking hand, a fist bump,
or a high five.
-saving kids that fall down wells,
-critiquing Gordon Ramsey's cooking, etc.