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benevolentdork

32 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
How do I not sound like every guys profile?

I'm extremely smart and funny. I can build almost anything if you get me the funds. I love my job and have career aspirations.

There.

If you don't like extremely high energy, intense guys, you should probably turn around. I could be mentally exhausting. I'm not clingy. attention-seeking or unstable but rather termed "cognitively overexcited." I do have my quiet times inside a book, project or game station.

I like coffee as a first date. Gives you a good chance to escape if that's not what you are looking for. I like women who are honest up front. Life's too short. We shouldn't be wasting each others time, energy and emotions. And nobody should ever settle. So I won't get butthurt if you tell me I'm not for you. I'll be glad you saved me the time. Total believer of the "fish in the sea" theory.

So, you like, send me a message. Maybe we'll exchange numbers, where you can hear that I'm not such a creeper. I miss the old days when you'd call and hear a voice.

Or respond, even if you're not interested. I can never have not enough friends! Maybe you can hook a bro up later if I'm not with somebody!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a data analyst that manages healthcare information. I really feel that it's a career that's going to explode in demand in the next five years so I definitely read up about it. Plus I can be a BIG nerd about it so I get excited over it. I want to be either a Business Intelligence Developer or Analyst.

I also just got back from a masters program, and pondering about a doctorate, but it'll be spread out over a long time. I can't afford it without a company paying for it. Applied Mathematics or Statistics. I'm half Asian so it makes sense...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Alot. I consider to be the jack of all trades but an expert in none.

You should see the stuff I'm building and the stuff I'd like to build! I'll give you a hint, it flies and delivers pizzas...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told there's not many tall guys in Colorado, but I'm taller than average. It's from my Asian side, have you ever seen a 6 ft Asian guy? The Japanese Navy would shoot at me if I could scream like Godzilla.

Been also called 'intense' a few times. I'm a ball of energy. You'll find that I calm down later. (So friends have said!) Maybe it's first date jitters?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- Books: Non-fiction, newspapers, history books, technical books
- Movies: Action, comedies, no horror. Knives scare me.
- TV: I like cartoons for mid-20s, late 30s crowd. The Office, cooking shows, some sci-fi.
- Music: Metal (punk, heavy, sometimes emo), Dubstep.
- Food: Anything. Ex-NYC pizza snob here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Caffeine
2. Wikipedia
3. Bacon
4. Interwebs
5. Less than 80 degree F days
6. "That's what she said" jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How online dating is awful and awesome at the same time. I don't wish to go back to bar floozies. My idea of a mature woman is not passed out covered in vomit.

Space. I want to be abducted (not probed) so I can see the universe and watch the blue ball of morons get smaller and smaller. I'll probably get thrown into a zoo, but it'll be worth it.

Ideas. Technology. Where we are going as a species? How can I fly without crashing into the ground? Will I kill myself/get arrested/get sued over things I build?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Intoxicated on life and dihydrogen monoxide.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a man-crush on Gordon Ramsey. I wish I could cook like him and yell at people in a British accent. Did you know the guy was a soccer player and a black belt in Tae-kwan-do? That's right. I aspire to be a cooking m'ereffing NINJA!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You are looking for a long term relationship. I'm looking for a dance partner, travel buddy, three leg race participant, weird object moving day helper, drive me to the hospital when my hand gets caught in the toaster, best friend!
- Also could use a workout buddy, I haven't been using my 24 hour fitness membership. If you're buff, thats a plus to me! If you're a little extra, your determination is just as good!
- You know what you want in a man. If you don't know or are hung up on your last boyfriend, don't message me. I don't play games.
- If you're a dork/nerd/geek, that's major bonus points. A girl that can fix a car, watches scifi/anime, has librarian glasses, has her own multinational cupcake conglomerate or degreed in nuclear physics are all bonus points.
- I'm a little wary of your profile if you have kids, mention a deity as a big part of your life or you got 40% boobs hanging out in your photo. But I've made exceptions!