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benevolentdork

32 M Denver, CO

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi ladies, I'm Rich and I'll keep it short. I'm looking for a partner in crime. Scroll to the bottom if you think that's you, otherwise enjoy the hilarious profile.

I'm not on the site alot, just curiously looking from time to time as I ride the train to work and not playing Angry Birds, but I'll respond to you, even if I'm not interested. I'm taking a rest from dating as the last 50 or so dates in the past year has become tiresome so if you'd like to meet, I'd be happy to as I'm not going to be doing the six dates a week thing anymore!

In sum, I'm a funny, intellectual guy with a few...(edit: many, many) eccentric qualities that may scare off some women*. Some people tell me I should change, but I call that, unbegrudgingly, women I shouldn't be with. I am who I am. Being old and alone with my knowledge and robot projects doesn't bother me as much as it used to decades ago. So I'm thinking of this as "anyone who wants to come for the ride is welcome unless I find you annoying to sit in the car for the next 40 or 50 years!"

That wasn't short... krap

Rich

* some adjectives I've heard: scatterbrained, self-centered, intense, overwhelming, overexcitable, hyper

Just throwing that out there! (Maybe I'll delete this in a month.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I scrub data, squeaky clean! By night, I am a mad scientist, or pretend to be... You'd have to visit my apartment (in a non creepy way) to understand why I'm mad ::envelopes fingers::

I'm also taking math classes at night. I'm half Asian so I half care about it. I have two degrees anyway, so it's just to keep my mind sharp and productive so I don't turn out to be dumber than a 5th grader.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything. Including flying and farting strawberry scents.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told there's not many tall guys in Colorado, but I'm taller than average. It's from my Asian side, have you ever seen a 6 ft Asian guy? The Japanese Navy would shoot at me if I could scream like Godzilla.

I'm EXTREMELY HIGH ENERGY! Can you handle me? Really? Not many girls do. I need a mad scientist girlfriend. If you got a degree in biological warfare, nuclear robotics or bacon, please inquire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- Books: Non-fiction, newspapers, history books, technical books
- Movies: Action, comedies, no horror. Knives scare me.
- TV: I like cartoons for mid-20s, late 30s crowd. The Office, cooking shows, some sci-fi.
- Music: Metal (punk, heavy, sometimes emo), Dubstep.
- Food: Anything. Ex-NYC pizza snob here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Caffeine
2. Wikipedia
3. Bacon
4. Interwebs
5. Average temperatures under 299.817 Kelvins
6. "That's what she said" jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How online dating is awful and awesome at the same time. I don't wish to go back to bar floozies. My idea of a mature woman is not passed out covered in vomit.

Space. I want to be abducted (not probed) so I can see the universe and watch the blue ball of morons get smaller and smaller. I'll probably get thrown into a zoo, but it'll be worth it.

Ideas. Technology. Where we are going as a species? How can I fly without crashing into the ground? Will I kill myself/get arrested/get sued over things I build?

Why is there so many photoshopped boobs and horny cougar ads on OkCupid? I swear this is turning into a porn site.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Intoxicated on life and dihydrogen monoxide.

In a book lately. Been exercising the brain in the last half decade and in the bars less. I feel being productive is what's been defining me. I used to resist it but maybe this is maturity way overdue.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a man-crush on Gordon Ramsey. I wish I could cook like him and yell at people in a British accent. Did you know the guy was a soccer player and a black belt in Tae-kwan-do? That's right. I aspire to be a cooking m'ereffing NINJA!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a smart, attractive girl with a career in mind. You don't have to have a degree but selling movie tickets shouldn't be your life aspiration. And if that's where you're at and want to change, be willing to change! I'll support you.

You should not be overtly religious as I get a little brash with organized religion. Religious institutions can be good for society but forcing your faith and stigmas on others only counteracts with an opposite and equal reaction!

I'm not one for someone with kids, but middle aged ones I can get along with. Being a science teacher is secret dream job of mine so going out to the desert and blowing up stuff using science to watch an 8-10 year old boy's face light up sounds fun! We need more STEM kids in seats.

And for some shallow admissions of guilt...
- I'm a sucker for blondes
- tall women, even taller, don't intimidate me, long as you're ok with you being 6 inches taller in heels
- if you're cute thats better than hot; call yourself hot, that's fine but showing major boobage for attention doesn't help your case; I like down to earth girls
- Brains are a big thing, if you're smarter than me that helps over some guys who wants a girl dumber than him
- No overweight girls. A little extra is ok. If you're overweight, and want a weightlifting buddy to support you, help you shed poundage and you got the will, I definitely overlook weight. On that note, strong willed girls are attractive!