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32 M Denver, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:20pm
Asian, White
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
::in dramatic movie narratorguy voice::

In a world full of bar skanks and overpriced breakfast meats, one man, in search of love and 2 for 1 taco specials, risks it all on OkCupid. Faced against the odds of females inboxes full of f-buddy requests and general douchebaggery, our hero presses on to find 'the one' and the batteries to the remote...

Benevolentdork is...

'The Last Taco'

Rated R. (I drop a ton of f - bombs in the first 10 minutes.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I scrub data, squeaky clean! By night, I am a mad scientist, or pretend to be... You'd have to visit my apartment (in a non sex asking, creepy googley-eye'd way) to understand why I'm mad ::envelopes fingers::

I'm also taking math classes at night. I'm half Asian so I half care about it. I have two degrees anyway, so it's just to keep my mind sharp and productive so the Starcraft/World of Warcraft side doesn't come out. (I never played either of those games, but I hear Koreans die from overplaying that over there...)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything. Including flying and farting strawberry scents.*

* one of these are actually true, dare to ask?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told there's not many tall guys in Colorado, but I'm taller than average. It's from my Asian side, have you ever seen a 6 ft Asian guy? The Japanese Navy would shoot at me if I could scream like Godzilla.

I'm EXTREMELY HIGH ENERGY! Can you handle me? Really? Not many girls do. Touch me and your hair will get all frizzy. Like it, and I might ask you to marry me. Seriously, I need a mad scientist bride with crazy ass hair. If you got a degree in biological warfare, nuclear robotics or bacon, please inquire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- Books: Non-fiction, newspapers, history books, technical books
- Movies: Action, comedies, no horror. Knives scare me.
- TV: I like cartoons for mid-20s, late 30s crowd. The Office, cooking shows, some sci-fi.
- Music: Metal (punk, heavy, sometimes emo), Dubstep.
- Food: Anything. Ex-NYC pizza snob here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Caffeine
2. Wikipedia
3. Bacon
4. Interwebs
5. Average temperatures under 299.817 Kelvins
6. "That's what she said" jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How online dating is awful and awesome at the same time. I don't wish to go back to bar floozies. My idea of a mature woman is not passed out covered in vomit.

Space. I want to be abducted (not probed) so I can see the universe and watch the blue ball of morons get smaller and smaller. I'll probably get thrown into a zoo, but it'll be worth it.

Ideas. Technology. Where we are going as a species? How can I fly without crashing into the ground? Will I kill myself/get arrested/get sued over things I build?

Why is there so many boobs and horny cougar ads on OkCupid? I swear this is turning into a porn site.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Intoxicated on life and dihydrogen monoxide.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a man-crush on Gordon Ramsey. I wish I could cook like him and yell at people in a British accent. Did you know the guy was a soccer player and a black belt in Tae-kwan-do? That's right. I aspire to be a cooking m'ereffing NINJA!
You should message me if
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If you're serious about dating cuz it's been like 40 something first dates and I think I'm just going to go get my doctorate so I got something else to work on. Cuz you know, supposedly it happens when you're not looking. There... not looking... Did it work yet?