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26 Cardiff, UK Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:02pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hola! I'm presently a 26 year old Caucasian male from Cardiff, but some of these things may alter on a yearly basis. I am very slightly part Italian and I have a slightly "unusual" degree!

I like to think I have a good (albeit sarcastic) sense of humour - Russell Howard stole my joke! - and am also pretty lovely... at least that's what my mum tells me. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I like to design posters, wallpapers and t-shirts, some of which are on sale on my RedBubble. It's always quite a proud moment when you see that someone from the US or Australia or something has bought a shirt you've designed. Other than that, I go to the gym... generally when I'm not feeling lazy... which is more often than I'd like.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering dates and things like that, especially generally pointless information.

I am good at looking like David Tennant, though, at once attended a last-minute Halloween shindig as him (just because it only involved putting on a shirt). And dancing. I throw more shapes than Tetris.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Generally people notice my dancing, although once I got told I had nice eyebrows so there's that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like lots of music, from Soundgarden, Bruce Springsteen and The Gaslight Anthem to Marvin Gaye, Ice Cube and De La Soul. As you can expect, my iPod is a delicious mess.

I don't watch many films, but my favourites are Back to the Future, Into the Wild, Toy Story, Drive and Office Space. If you didn't cry or at least shed a tear near the end of Toy Story 3, you have no soul. I have never seen any of the Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings films though.

Similarly, I don't watch much TV, generally only stream or download things. My favourite show ever is The Simpsons, and also love Seinfeld, Dexter and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I recently watched all of Breaking Bad in a month, it was pretty good, and I've just started The Sopranos, because I only saw the last series of it's original run.

I'm quite fussy with food, but give me pasta, pizza or burgers and I'll be happy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sense of humour
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm not sure anyone should ask me something like this in public like in a restaurant or something, because knowing me it'll be something like "I have the font that the menus is typed in on my PC at home". Guess that's what happens when you've an interest in graphic design :P
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Generally Friday nights are spent not doing a lot and chilling out at home. Saturdays nights are where the magic happens though ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't watch TV any more, except for Neighbours and wrestling. Plus, Russell Howard stole one of my jokes.
You should message me if
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If you like the sound of what you've heard. Or if you want to hear the punchline:

"What happened to the magic tractor?" ;)

Also, I've heard that girls aren't meant to contact boys, but maybe you should prove me wrong.