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28 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm tall.
Some people think I'm funny.
My hair is annoyingly thick.
I'm sarcastic.
I'm a good speller.
I've managed to convince myself I have a razor wit.

Though sometimes I may be harsh in word, I'm always kind in action.

Is that enough?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mountain Climbing
Biking
SUPing
Rafting
Adventuring

...and Netflix
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Retrieving items from high shelves, eating mass quantities of tasty food, trivia, quoting movies and public speaking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dashing good looks and roguish charm.

But more likely my height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Kerouac, among others.

The Big Lebowski, Boiler Room, Snatch, Point Break, Anything by Wes Anderson, Wet Hot American Summer, The Departed, The Shawshank Redemption, Wedding Crashers, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I Love You Man ...I can't even begin to name them all, or I'd be here all day, I even like the bad ones, particularly terrible, cliche, 80's Horror.

The Avett Brothers, Led Zeppelin, Ben Harper, Jack White, Shovels and Rope, Chromeo, The Wood Brothers, Action Bronson, Flume, Major Lazer, Die Antwoord, anything from Folk and Bluegrass to that THUMP THUMP THUMP.

PHO! Phoooouck yeah! Also, Steaks. Yes, plural. I love food, my stomach sometimes seems bottomless. Though I am an eating machine, eating healthy is important to me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food.
Water.
Laughter.

Forget everything else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I'm going to write in this box.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I take very few things seriously.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not chicken. C'mon, I dare ya.

You wanna smooch and touch each other's butts.

You wanna give me a massage.

Take me on an adventure.

Or you're a babe.