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30 M London, UK

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I do feel that there's an awful lot of pressure on here to deliver a first message that is nothing less than an essay of wit and charm that would rival Oscar Wilde or Noel Coward. yet it would appear that if you're a girl, it's perfectly acceptable to just send a short "hey" or "I like your profile"
it's a little unfair don't you think?

I was once described as being not quite the bastard offspring of Bernard Black and Edmund Blackadder, but what would happen if they ran towards each other really fast and recombined into one person.
That's the second nicest thing anyone's ever said about me.

apparently ESTP personality, if you're into that kind of thing.

UPDATE - beard
What I’m doing with my life
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meandering shambollically through it.

Oh, and running a music venue in Camden. Which basically means nighttimes and weekends are spent in a darkened room listening to mediocre bands, instead of out having fun.

and while most of the time i'm in london, where i live.
sometimes i'm in sheffield, where i'm from.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Baking. Seriously, I'm a better cook than your mum. True story.
Judging the general public's terrible dress sense,
Finding awesome records in charity shops.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
despite having my yorkshire accent drummed out of me at school, on occasion it reappears
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Angry girl music of the indie-rock variety.

This could go on and on and on.
Needless to say I like music of a guitar-based nature. And books and movies of a geek-based nature.
Amongst others.

oh, but if you're even a little bit geeky, read Ready Player One by ernest cline. it is beyond awesome
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Headphones and something to play through them.
BBC 6music.
Coffee & cigarettes.
The Beatles.

& one more for luck,

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what i would need for the zombie apocalypse.

why wild cherry pepsi is so expensive in england. (but it's worth every penny)

My long planned escape of England to Seattle

what it would be like if Sean Lennon, James McCartney, Dhani Harrison and Zak Starkey started a band.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out, and drunk.
Or home, and not.

Or in fact, most likely, at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can be a little slutty on occasion.

I made my first male friend at age 14.

If I was able to go into outer space, even if there was only a 10% chance I'd come back alive, I'd still go.
You should message me if
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You're awesome.
You think john waters is a god amongst men.
You helped save bbc 6music.
You agree that Die Hard is the best Christmas movie.
You can teach me to play the piano, or to speak german.

and this makes you a little weak at the knees.

These are only ideals though.

Please don't message me if you're religious or a vegan. We will not get on.