I am equally likely to say something profoundly insightful or embarrassingly goofy without warning. Respectful, honest and kind. Not a bad boy but not boring either. Anti-traditionalist up to and including a rejection of such nonsense as holidays and birthdays. (Rituals and tokens are meaningless; just be here now, mindful of the present, without artifice.)
Trained in japanese martial arts but definitely a lover, not a fighter. Zen attitude with a Budda belly to match. Surprisingly agile for a man my size and shape. I don't enjoy practical jokes or being competitive. I've worked in mental health as a therapist for over a decade so you might get some free advice you didn't ask for, but I don't operate under the delusion that I know everything or that it's my job in life to somehow fix everyone I meet.
You: Attractive and fun-loving female 18 - 40 either single or married (open/poly) looking for occasional physical and intellectual stimulation without drama or complications. I like short, tall, curvy, petite, just about any type, actually. A few extra pounds on the plus size side is no problem (I'm no skinny beanpole myself), but srsly super-sized BBW (like 5' tall and 300#) just doesn't do it for me, sorry.
My ideal match would be clean, smart, emotionally mature, drama free, affectionate, independent, easygoing with a positive attitude, sometimes just plain silly, and with a serious love of laughter. Common interests are a bonus but not critical so long as you can hold a decent conversation and our mutual physical needs are satisfied. Being shiney and cursing in chinese are also very sexy, but I won't expect you to fix the engines or kill anyone with your mind.