30 Toronto, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
TL:DR I'm a freak, I want romance, please have an open mind.


Disclaimer: I am currently part of a long term, ethically non-monogamous relationship, Monogamy is not on the table.



If you're not scared off yet, read on!

As you might have noticed, I'm kind of an irreverent dude. I love intelligent people with a good sense of humor. I have an unusual lifestyle and unusual sexual appetites.

I'm extremely kinky - and I'm happy to openly discuss my kinks with you.

I'm also very involved in the broader kink community - Mainly with respect to rope bondage.

This stuff is my social life and my artistic life - not just my sex life.

Here's a blog of some of the stuff I do: Http://

Outside of that, I love exploring abandoned buildings, reading, art, films, exercise, and finding cool restaurants.

I'm a tall guy who likes short girls with High IQ's and low morals.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a writer and artist following my dreams, if you can't enjoy every aspect of what you do with your life, why do it?

I'm fortunate in that I can even pay my bills with that philosophy, so I guess i'm doing something right.

I'm a fun seeker and a pleasure delayer.
I’m really good at
looking deep into your soul.
capturing the human spirit with the written word.
making lists of things.
being compulsive
being impulsive
the jedi mind trick
falsifying documents.
making food salty (generally by adding massive amounts of salt)
good old marxism
chopping firewood.
Providing food for my people
raiding villages
cooking, when I feel like it
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm really incredibly charming. It's very disarming. watch out.
The six things I could never do without
The human condition
My insatiable sex drive (see human condition)
My stupidly high IQ

Honorable mentions: girls in black eyeliner, electronic gadgets (technology FIEND), Nihilism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Girls, travelling, the nature of the universe, Godel's incompleteness theorem, technology, France, Evolution of the English language, Goats, and tacos.

but mostly girls
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A lot of my profile is filler because I'm neurotic and want OKcupid to say I have 100 percent completed it.

also, I'm a hopeless romantic

also also, I have a time machine.

also also also, I'm kinky as hell, so have an open mind.
You should message me if
If you're sweet as pie, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

if you're a quirky nerd lookin for someone who appreciates quirkiness and nerdiness.

or if you're mildly unhinged.

or just looking for someone who can hold up their end of a conversation.

or if you're an attractive female version of myself from an alternate universe. Ideally, please come from a universe where the men don't get pregnant, as we will inevitably have sex with our alternate selves.
-to the haters, don't act like you wouldn't!