Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Reboot: non sequitur
Truth: I speak
Fiction: I speak Japanese
Part time dad, full time mysanthrope. If sarcasm were a career I'd
be a CEO. Most days you'd like your job, some days you'd want to
quit. You won't, the pay is decent and the benefits are good.
Haberdasher. Scrimshander. Cobbler (peach).
Cynic. Profane: linguistically and spiritually. Vacilating.
Perseverating. Shoot from the hip...apologizes from the hip.
Principled to a fault.
Chili. Cheese. Chili & cheese. (Chili + Cheese) + X = (X +
Star Wars > Star Trek. Harry Potter < Tolkien. Winter is
10% Hercules; 20% Perseus; 50% Sisyphus; 40% Odysseus; 100%
"I'm trying to get us out of here and you pull both of these apart?
Put 'em back together, right now."
My mom says I'm handsome and that I could even be president
Science, my first love. I'm
Diplomacy level 3; Tact level 2; Truthful level 8
The anthropologist in me loves people watching. The mean kid in me
loves people watching. The straight male in me loves 51% of people
Waiting for new experience, challenge accepted.
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have one of those things where you complete tasks and someone
rewards you monetarily.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being right handed (editors note: I write like I'm left handed,
apparently I'm not quite as good at being right handed as I
thought). NOT being a morning person. Randomly guessing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have hair maybe? On my head and me face. Other than that people
generally notice my total lack of charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hmmmm, so many. Empire Strikes Back (by far the best one), The
Grand Budapest Hotel, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Dark
Knight, No Country for Old Men, etc. I'm all nerdy so I always get
excited about superhero movies, you could expect to be dragged to
Age of Ultron and Mad Max: Fury Road. And if you haven't seen
Trollhunter I will make you sit and watch it with me. The
Sillmarillion is superior to the LOTR trilogy. Modest Mouse always
makes me happy. Also, Youth Lagoon has been popping up on my
Pandora fairly often.
For the tele, I seem to like shows where the people in them are
terrible people. Arrested Development (season 4: brilliant),
Wilfred, Archer, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret
(of which they are doing a second season). If you're not watching
Danger 5, you're doing Netflix wrong.
My go-to funny:
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Strong Nuclear Force
Beer...maybe a nice, malty porter
Numbers. I use them, like, all the time
Photosynthesis. I don't do it personally, but it's a seriously
important thing, amiright?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Cambrian explosion. Seriously, that shit was crazy! Jon
Snow.... I have a theory. Everyone should read this article on
dating, it's brilliant:
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's really no such thing as "typical" for me. It all depends on
what's going on. I may be simply out for drinks with friends, or at
some venue or another for a burlesque show (I have a number of
friends that perform), a movie in a house or theatre. Other times
its in with my little girl with The Avengers or Nightmare Before
Christmas (yeah, she's 6 and is totally that cool).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
By some coincidence, all of the stuff that I enjoy is, like, the
coolest stuff. So I've got that going for me. I will not like your
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to challenge me. Not, like, a duel at dawn to first
blood or anything, but I'm game (I'd prefer pistols at 20 paces or
sabers). More like experientally, I like new things, places. I'm
open and adventurous and I'm tired of sitting on the couch all day.
You know what an "MRF" is. You understand the binary language of
moisture vaporators. I don't even know why I'm bothering with this
part, the OkCupid blog statistics say that only something like 2%
of conversations are started by women.
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