Truth: I speak
Fiction: I speak Japanese
Part time dad, full time mysanthrope. If sarcasm were a career I'd be a CEO. Most days you'd like your job, some days you'd want to quit. You won't, the pay is decent and the benefits are good.
Haberdasher. Scrimshander. Cobbler (peach).
Cynic. Profane, both linguistically and spiritually. Vacilating. Perseverating. Shoot from the hip...apologizes from the hip. Principled to a fault.
Chili. Cheese. Chili & cheese. (Chili + Cheese) + X = (X + 1)
Star Wars > Star Trek. Harry Potter < Tolkien. Winter is coming.
10% Hercules; 20% Perseus; 50% Sisyphus; 40% Odysseus; 100% Euclid
"I'm trying to get us out of here and you pull both of these apart? Put 'em back together, right now."
LEGO and My Little Pony. Life has dictated I be able to play with both. They do not mix.
Science, my first love. I'm science-like....science-ish....science-y?
Diplomacy level 3; Tact level 2; Truthful level 8
The anthropologist in me loves people watching. The mean kid in me loves people watching. The straight male in me loves 50% of people watching.
Waiting for new experience, challenge accepted.
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