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benl19

38 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Reboot: non sequitur
Summary: impossible

Truth: I speak
Fiction: I speak Japanese

Part time dad, full time mysanthrope. If sarcasm were a career I'd be a CEO. Most days you'd like your job, some days you'd want to quit. You won't, the pay is decent and the benefits are good.

(sic)

Haberdasher. Scrimshander. Cobbler (peach).

Cynic. Profane, both linguistically and spiritually. Vacilating. Perseverating. Shoot from the hip...apologizes from the hip. Principled to a fault.

Chili. Cheese. Chili & cheese. (Chili + Cheese) + X = (X + 1)

Star Wars > Star Trek. Harry Potter < Tolkien. Winter is coming.

10% Hercules; 20% Perseus; 50% Sisyphus; 40% Odysseus; 100% Euclid

"I'm trying to get us out of here and you pull both of these apart? Put 'em back together, right now."

LEGO and My Little Pony. Life has dictated I be able to play with both. They do not mix.

Unfinished....always.

Science, my first love. I'm science-like....science-ish....science-y?

Diplomacy level 3; Tact level 2; Truthful level 8

The anthropologist in me loves people watching. The mean kid in me loves people watching. The straight male in me loves 50% of people watching.

Waiting for new experience, challenge accepted.

-End of line-
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have one of those things where you complete tasks and someone rewards you monetarily.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Consuming cheese. NOT being a morning person. Randomly guessing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have hair maybe? On my head and me face. Other than that people generally notice my total lack of charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hmmmm, so many. Empire Strikes Back (by far the best one). Se7en, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Dark Knight, No Country for Old Men, etc. I'm all nerdy so I always get excited about superhero movies, you could expect to be dragged to Captain America and Guardians of the Galaxy. And if you haven't seen Trollhunter I will make you sit and watch it with me. The Sillmarillion is superior to the LOTR trilogy. Been listening to Reflektor lately. Also Electric Guest has been popping up on my Pandora fairly often.

For the tele, I seem to like shows where the people in them are terrible people. Arrested Development (season 4: brilliant), Wilfred, Archer, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret. Brooklyn 99 is fantastic, and if you're not watching True Detective you're doing it wrong.

My go-to funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQi7-GKJp0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Strong Nuclear Force
Beer...maybe a nice, malty porter
My kid
Escape
Photosynthesis. I don't do it personally, but it's a seriously important thing, amiright?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Cambrian explosion. Seriously, that shit was crazy! Jon Snow.... I have a theory. Whether or not people that claim to be humble realize the irony inherent in that statement.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's really no such thing as "typical" for me. It all depends on what's going on. I may be simply out for drinks with friends, or at some venue or another for a burlesque show (I have a number of friends that perform), a movie in a house or theatre. Other times its in with my little girl with The Avengers or Nightmare Before Christmas (yeah, she's 6 and is totally that cool).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
By some coincidence, all of the stuff that I enjoy is, like, the coolest stuff. So I've got that going for me. I will not like your cat.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to challenge me. Not, like, a duel at dawn to first blood or anything, but I'm game (I'd prefer pistols at 20 paces or sabers). More like experientally, I like new things, places. I'm open and adventurous and I'm tired of sitting on the couch all day. You know what an "MRF" is. You understand the binary language of moisture vaporators. I don't even know why I'm bothering with this part, the OkCupid blog statistics say that only something like 2% of conversations are started by women.